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[ckret2]

time for round 3 of the @need-him-pregnant-poll tournament and here's my propaganda for why you should vote for Aku rather than Gomez Addams: because Gomez would vote for Aku.

If you found this before May 18, the poll's still live. Don't vote for the lesser evil! Vote Aku here!

aku's percentage is climbing, but that'll stop if this post doesn't spread beyond my own followers. by reblogging this post to reach more people, YOU can make a difference in a silly internet poll.

ESPECIALLY if you went "i would've voted for aku if i'd seen this comic first": you have the power to make other people see the comic first.

this may be a doomed battle, but nobody can say I didn't spend 18 hours of my life and all of Mother's Day fighting for Aku. And by god, that's a silly pointless achievement to be proud of.

[ckret2]

where we started

where we're at

That's a drop from a 68.8% lead to a 21.6% lead. At the start Gomez's votes outnumbered Aku's 5 to 1, now it's not even 2 to 1.

We're getting closer to tipping the vote over 50%. I believe in y'all. We can do it. ✨

[captainlordauditor]

Bruce Wayne Pleads City Yet Again To Stop Gerrymandering: “This might be what drives me to buy myself a fucking politician like everyone else in my social class,” says the philanthropist.

[captainlordauditor]

Bruce Wayne Says Luthor, Queen, Gates Could Stop Pandemic If They Took Action, Challenges Them To “Meet Me In The Pit”. 

 "If we fight with bo staff, I can defeat them in single combat while still maintaining social distancing,“ says Wayne, apparently not joking.

When asked if he thought Wayne was serious, son Jason Todd, 24, said, “Timbo’s the best with a bo staff, but Dad can and will bet up Lex Luthor. I’d be willing to open a betting pool. All the proceeds would go to pandemic relief in the Narrows.”

[captainlordauditor]

Mayor Says Red Hood Is Considered Essential, Not His Employees

“It wasn’t like I was gonna have them out there in this shit anyways,” says the druglord. “If anyone does, it’s Penguin or Mask. I’ve emptied out all my warehouses, and they’re open as shelters. Fuck the government.” When asked his opinion on the mayor declaring him essential as part of Batman’s team, Red Hood laughed.

[captainlordauditor]

Poison Ivy, Harley Quinn Beg Nightwing To Wear Actual Mask

“It’s like he doesn’t remember that time I almost died of a bioweapon,” agrees Red Robin.

[captainlordauditor]

Scarecrow Gives Up Fear Toxin, Saying 2020 Alone Is Enough For Him To Continue His Studies

[captainlordauditor]

CDC Warns Joker Safe Gas Masks Filter Gas Particulates, Not Viruses. Bruce Wayne Asks For 2 Weeks

[cherrymanderingg]

been fucking around w meme templates trying to make some sweet relatable add content but forgot i was in the middle of one and then i came back to

whatever idea i had, it can’t be better than this

[amazingly-anxious-aromantic]

Having it drilled into your head that romantic love is the deepest bond you can have with someone and beeing afraid that you'll never not be alone because you just can't give that to someone even if they were willing to give it to you

Doesn't feel nice

[amazingly-anxious-aromantic]

Stop normalizing tossing aside friendships when you get in a relationship??? That shit's harmfull??????? For all sides involved??????????

[redvelvetace]

I’ve been friends with a girl for 9/10 years now and this girl stuck with me through everything and she always includes me with her relationships. She is getting a house with her boyfriend and her first thought was to invite me to live with them because we made a promise when we were 8 that we would live together with our husbands/boyfriends (ah the norms forced upon me I just wanted a best friend. My ‘spouse’ will be a ferret thanks.) This girl is my truest friend who stuck with me when I had nothing and nobody, she values my opinions and I would do almost anything for her.

[amazingly-anxious-aromantic]

I only experience this kind of thing vicariously so thank you, kind of makes me happy

[jenny-jinya]

Full and finished short-story of the black cat. Please have a heart for black pets in general, animals do not deserve this kind of hostility. Please give credit when reposting, Thank you :)

[misha-moose-dean-burger-lover]

Okay. I’m crying. Not even tumblr IMCRYING. I’m crying with actual tears. FUCK.

[turtlefordestiel]

This causes real tears OK like too pure and sad and too many emotions

[rogue-aces-with-maces]

If im crying, your crying 😭

[amazingly-anxious-aromantic]

We’re all crying

[amazingly-anxious-aromantic]

Stop normalizing tossing aside friendships when you get in a relationship??? That shit's harmfull??????? For all sides involved??????????

[el-shab-hussein]

Worst part is when they come back after the breakup and you don't know how to react because you're hurt from the way they treated you but they need emotional support and finally own up to the shih they did.

[amazingly-anxious-aromantic]

Just,,,,, yes

And you feel awful for feeling hurt in the first place because being hurt in a romantic relationship feels more valid for being hurt in a friendship

[mothmerchant]

Fun Platonic Date Ideas

- Go out to eat together.

- Go shopping.

- Watch fireworks.

- Make memes.

- Form a cult.

- Overthrow the government.

- Become cryptids.

- Buy illegal explosives.

- Fight God.

[amazingly-anxious-aromantic]

Relationship goals

[tiditat]

On today’s episode of Do I Actually Feel Romantic Attraction, or am I Just Touch-Starved:

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Ą̴̡̡͕̹̭̹̩͔͍̣̬͇̳̜̮̃͌͂̉̐̆̈́̌͜͜Ą̵̡̧̢̛̛̠̖͖͖̘̬̯͓͎̯̮̩̱̘͆͑͌̍͂̄̆̅͗̆̈́̅̈́̒͌̏͜͜͝ͅA̷̡̛̻̩̫̞̦̼̫̣̍̽̉́̔̌͆̾͌͐̄͑͒̐͑͒̀͆̐̕͝Ą̸̩͖̫̮̰͓͔̙̩̯̭̻͕̖̉̀̒̓͑̒͑͗̿̈́̚͜͜A̷̢̢̡̡̡̘̮͚͖͎̘͓̻͓̠̞̮̞͙̜͍̤̦̦͎̜̜͚͉͖̠̯̻̰̤̖̋A̵̡̧̧̧̢̨̨̦̺̯͍̝̙̰̼̙̱͍̳͕͚͉͈̣̘̪̳̥̞͂̎́̂̿̈́̉̽̐̄ͅÀ̷̧̛̜͉̳̗̼͚͇͔̟͒͊̀͂̍̈́̏͗̎̐̌͐̍̆̚̕͝A̴̛̝͈̖̥͈̼̎̀̊͆̊́̀͂̈́͊́͒̿̅̆̐̀̈͆͛͑̂̍͌̔͌́̚͝A̸̡̛̳̝̬̟̦̯̝͕̙̹̻̯͚̜̼͓̮̓͆̓̓̎̏́̾͛͆͒͛̄̐͒́̀͋̀͌̀͗̍̈́̆̽̈͝͠A̷̼̱̖͈̭͗̾̍͌̊̾͂̈́͂̒̉̆͛͛̿̊͗̅̊̒̀͒́̽̐͂͒̚̕͠͝͝A̸̰͇̘͓͋̿͑̌͊A̸͎͋̀̐͗͌̊̄̇̄̆͝͝Ǎ̶̛̠̱̜̊͋̈́̑̓̃́̎̊̎̅̊̓̾̈͘͝͝Ą̴̨̡̧̧͙̣̱̲̼̭̝̱̱̤̺͉̖͙̺̺̩̩̪̤͈̖̟̱̗̹̙͙̖̫͑͌͛̑͛͐͐́̀̑͆́̾͐̾̚͝A̷̡̨̼̺̱͇̗̼̮͆͆͆̇̌̃́͋̈̋͋͗̊̓̋͊̄̓̐Ä̴̡̡̨̰̹̱͍̮̤̙̻̠̹̻̞̭̹͉͔̜̰͕͈̮́̒̀̍͌͌͊̄̎̈̄͊̊͋̍̍̈̑̑̿͒͆̍̒͊͂͘͜͜A̴̢̧͔̤͖̤̝̥̱͖͍͎̲̍͌̒́͊̊̊́Ą̸̛̮̭͈͎̫͙̲͙̫̬̤̝̝̔̀͌̑̋͑̅̽̾̐͂̂̒̏̌̏͂̇̓̈́̀͒̕̕͝͠͠͝ͅÀ̷̗̜̯̤̤̳̞̘͓̞͈͔̔̓̔̏͗̒́̑̈́̍̅̈́̔̏̈́͝À̶̛̛̟̝̣̼̗̲̳͎̲͈̦̠̬̦̭̖̭̜̜̽̏͌́̓̉͋̃̍̇̽͛͌̌̀͊͘̕͜͝A̶̜͔̦̦̰̘͈͖̻̣̟͌̓̓͐̈̆̊͝Ą̶̛̦̰̤̭̘̣͔͙̞͓̺̳̾̆͑̈̿̑̒͌̎̈̑̂͐̽̂̓̑̈͛̑̇̇̋̉̀͒̋̚͘͜͠͝͠Ā̸̛̛̛̯̦͋̌̓̉͑̾͑̅̈̆̋͛̐̓̈́̂̌̽̎̕̕̚͘͝Â̸̛͕̲̭̼͖̫̟̠̫̙̗͊̈́̓̈́͋̒̏̀̏̈́̀͐̽̀̚͝ͅĄ̸̨̮̣̼̘̠̂̏́͐̏̄̿̐̾̾̅̂̇́̽̈̈́͊͌̅̅̈́̐̈̔̏̆͋͘͠͠Ą̷̢͍̙͕͎̪̮͚͙͔̳́ͅA̶͎̾̀͛̃̓͐́̾̕Ą̵̡̭̝̹̻̭͕̺̩̮̲̭̙̰͍͎͎̣̼̑̐̂͒́̌̾͊͐̇͋̋̐̚A̷͎̥̤̣͎̞̪͈̭͈̗̣̙̿͑̇͊̋̎̐́̓̈́͆͊̋͘A̸̡̧̭̖͔͚̟̩̬̱̺̟͓̟͍͊̐͆͛́̒͆͊́̔̊̿̐̑̌̓̌̋̎͑̀͗̐̈́́̽̀̈́͜͠͝ͅÄ̷̡̛̙̯̤͎̖̳̻̞̦̦̱͕̯̠͔̙́͌̃͛͋̀͐̔̊̈́͒̇͂̄͗̊̊͐́̑̉͠Ä̵̧̛̛͕̭͕̖͖̖̞̭̯͔̪́̐͌̓͌̍̉͂͆̓̊̂̚͝A̴̡̧̧͕̫̭̙͍̞̘̘̙͙̯͎͕̬̫̭̦̟̤̪̔̓̿̉̎͊̚͜͠͝ͅA̴̛̛̦̞̺̫͕͉̮͕̾̌͛̎́̆̒̈́̎̍͆̋̀̔̆͋̔̈́́̔̉͊̄̈́͘͘͜͜͝ͅA̵̡̨̼̞̥͈̜̥̜̦̞̦̗̮̹͎̺͇̗̍͑́̌̒̅́̃̈̈́͜͝͝ͅÀ̵̹͉̑͠Ą̶͕̩̩̪͕̯̙̤̲̱͍̰̪̪̰͓̦̭̗͔̠̦̞̳̺̎̆̃͜Ä̶̟̞̱͈̱̠͓̼͙͖̮̼͉͔̹̯̮̥͖͙͉̮̟̦̙̩͈̺̖͎̖́̓̔̀̄͊͒̔̈́̈́́̈́̈́̂͌̕̚͜͝͠ͅA̸̮̤͖̯̭͊̽̋͋̉̈́̄̈́̔̈́̎̾̃̐̂̇́͑̚͘͝ͅA̸͙̙̜̹̫͕̹̯̯̙̥̙̯̩̬̤͇̫̮̩̩̮̯̲͙͎̒͌̽̾͋͒̈̍̓̔͋̎̄͌̑̓̌̀̆͗̓͊̉̐̓̾͋͋̒͒͂̈́͂̚̚͜͝ͅA̵̧̧̧̨̳͇̟̻͈̳̥̤̞͇̩͈͔̳͈̠̺̥̗̱͙̥̩̙̙̬̪̥̰̙̎͒̈́͂̿͌̉̾̀̇̐̆̇̈͑̏̈̓͝ͅͅA̵̧͚̗̦̯͉̜̱͇̠̮̞͈̮̦̗̳̹͉̜̟̾̎̏̂̆͒͛̆̈́̀̂͋́ Å̴̢̨̡̮̥̰͈̤̙͈̳̞͎̰̗̭̦̪̜͖͔̘͙̩̲̞͛̓̆͒̾͌̄́̔̇͋͌̈́́̄̚͝͝Á̵̢̨̨̛̰̯̪̩̬̼͕̟̰̯̩̲̼̼̝̱̞̗̤̹̠̦͓͕̤̗̺̖̱͍͎͎̳̙̥̖̫̬͇̠͚̜̮͔͖̻͙̦̣̳̦̖̻̥̣̩̗͙̍͋̌̅́̀̒̆͛͂̿̅͑͒̓̀̓̽͌͊̈́̂͌̽͆̒̐͋́̈́̍̒͋͌̇̾͂́̽͛̆̀̿͗̋̇̈́̀̐͒̍̅̑͋́̈̑̾͘͘͘͘͘͜͠͝͝͠͝ͅĄ̵̡̡̖̫̻̥̳̜̪̫̱̼͙̼̜͖͕͕̱̰͇̖̱̞͓̞̟͎̜̞̙͇̩̜̩̯̺͚̠͕͙͎̥̱̙̳̝̪̳͎̮̜̺͔̭̺͕̗̇̑͑́̌̃̔͑̍̀͌̽́̍̇̓̈͘̚͜͜͝A̶̡̘͍̻̹̝͙̗̞̞̯̲͓̺̠̘͍͎̫̬̪̘̫̭̞̜̲̰̠̗̜̦͍̖͖̮̯̝̒̂̃̓͆̅̿̈́͌̊̑͘̚͜͜͜͝A̵̢̛̙̞͚̦͚̼̯̯͔̫̟̹͎̣͔͉̹̞̞̠̞̠̟̩̮͚̙̹̳̰̩̻̥̻̬̟͍̼͎̘̺͚͕͓͊̽̓͛̂̇͌̌̑̊́̒̎͋͂̄́͌̋́̀̓̈́̓͆̒̈̃̾͊̆̄͗̆̏̔̓̏̐̽̆̅̈́̈́̿͛̈́̐̈́̏̽͊̏̋̈͘̕͘͘͜͜͝͝͝͝͝ͅͅͅͅÄ̶̡̧͉͚̝̲̱̣͈̠̬̜̩̹̟̞̝͉͍͔͙͓͉̳̼͑̓́̿̽̌̃͐̂͆̆̂͌̏̄̿͊͑̓͐͘͘͜͜͜͝͠͝͠ͅ?̷̡̧̢̡̨̨͎̱̦̰͍͓̠͎̞͇̗͚͔̻̠͔͎̖̺̺̰͕̜͍̰͓̮̟̺̝͎͖̣̻̖̜̭̬̺̫̟͈̲̳̹̼̪͔͍̼̣͖̊̀̓͊̍͑̏̑́̃̃͋̿̇͆̏͂̈̀͋͂̽̏̄̉̃͂̋͐̇̀̽̆̓̏̒̕͘͘̕͜͜͝͝͠͝?̸̡̢̧̜͎͍͙̩͉͍̙̰̤͚̫̪̥̙̘̪̺̼͓̱̜͓̜̏̈́̏̍̽̒̈́̋̃̔̓̔̑̒̓̓͐͊̄͗̽͛͑͆̚͝͝?̷̛̘͈̫̀͒̔̓̌͋́̽̇̀͂͑̑̀́̿́͌̐̔̆͗͒́͂̽̆͗̈̿̄́͆͋̋̄̿̊̌͋̌̾̆̍̉̄̇̇̋́̀͛̋̐̋̚͘̕̚͝͝͠?̵̡̧̧̨̧̢̛̛͔̹͙̦̹͕͚͚͇͎͈̳̖͈̥̮͕̞̥̬͉͓̩̰̳̻́̏͂̏͊̽̉̅̆̊̂̓̀̀̃͑̍̑̏͐̄͗̅̔̈́̔̓̄̓̽̇̀̈́̌͋̆̽̐̄̓̈́̂̑͂̏̅͋̃͆̕̕ͅ?̸̧̧̹͖͎͙̪̙̺͕̟̥̩̪̦̩̗͇̞̞̬̗͖̻͕̝̤̥̙̼̓̅̉̂͜͝ͅ?̵̧̨̜̺̳͍̦͖͔̻̟͈̙̻̇̀͌̏̌̓̊͐̔̓̓̀̈́͊̒̏̀̈́̓̏̏̀͋̔̅̉͆̆̓̍̀́̆̆̚͘̚͠͠͠ͅ?̸̢̨̡̢̨̧̨̡̡̯͕̗̞͍̼͎̩̖̳͕̦͍̗̣̯͎͎̻̞͍̱̟̯̟̖̮͓̙͓̙̮̞̺͖͇̜̣̹̹̤̭̲̞̣̩̲͙̳͕͓̤̲̱͉̗͚̔̓͌̓̊̐̇͒̈́͛͑̚̕͜͜͝ͅͅͅͅ?̶̧̨̛̣̱͚̝̗̖̣̫̝̠̹̘̠̼̼̰̙͓̲̭͇̙̻̺͉͇̤͈̪͙̩̝͚̗̱͕̣̰͉͇̗̹̙̠̬̰͉̹̠̰͇̩̯͕͉͚̹͋̀͋͌͊͜͜ͅͅ?̸̢̨̨̡̧͚̯͍̼̩̦͇͈͓͕͎̗̹͔͔̫̳̠̳̞̝̰̺̗̖͖̇̈̌̈̈́̐̎̑̾̋̃͗̅͂̾͑͋͂͊̊̏̇̾͒̐̈̀̊͌̀̈́́̋͐͊̀̂̔̍̋̄͒̀̽͊̿̈̆̽̈́͒̉͆͆͌̌̉̃̈͊̔̕̚̚̚͘͘͘͠͝ͅͅͅ?̴̢̡̡̮͔̺̞̥͎̦͓͇̖̫̖̻̹͇̻̼͚̭̣̘͈̻̥̭̈́̋́̍̂̄̃̽̏̂͊̂͌̽̉͛̐̂́̀̑̉͐͒̌͂̽̊̈́̀̈͆̒͆̇̃͐͗̂̂̚̚̕̚͘͜͠͝͝͝͠͝ͅ?̶͙̙̜̫̫͓̮͎͔͚̍̇̍̎͌̅̐̓̎̅̊͂̃̑̀͗͊̂̑̆̽̇̈́̎̅͌͑́̈́́̈͋͌͒̃̄̇̈͆̇̈́͋̓͋̇̚̕̕̕̚̚͝͠͝?̵̢̨̡̨̢̫̯̹̮̰̥̮̤̩̬̳̟̱̘͉̦̰͕̪̻̭̫͖̭͔̭͖͔͓̦͉͔̼̩͚̮͕̟̹̫̩̞͓̟̗̥̪̘̙̯̮͊̒̿̄́́͊̓̽͌̌̒͒̌̄̉̍̔̏̒̀̂́̔͒͗͋͂́̍̔̽̽̆̓͆́̋̈̈̀̋̉͂͆̐͑̇͌́̄͂̌̉̿̓̕͘̕̚̕͘͜͜͝͝͝͠͠ͅͅͅ?̴̨̡̧̲̪̩͖̩̝̰̼̩͓͎̘͙̯̦̩̱̱͙̘̬̳̙̐͋͜

[amazingly-anxious-aromantic]

Sure romantic relationships might feel great but did you ever pet underneath a cat's neck and had them leaning into your touch to the point where they lower their head to the ground and decide to just lay down on their back so you can pet to your heart's content because that's also pretty great

[stigmatic]

terfs do not belong in lgbt safe spaces bc they are a danger to trans ppl

[nonbinaries-on-ice]

terfs also don’t belong in women’s spaces because they are a danger to trans women

[constantlyonfirerpgideas]

Terfs don’t belong

[butter-and-too-much-bread]

Not to be all “cis women matter”, but TERFs will also be a danger to cis women who are GNC or look “off” to them. This isn’t to downplay their threat to trans women, but just saying they’re a threat to women in general.

[gerard-ways-left-nut-deactivate]

TERFS are a threat to women

[sushinfood]

Terfs block me you’re all fucking disgusting

[angry-ace]

I can think of a couple places terfs belong…

[rainhann]

ok this is “earring magic ken” who was introduced in 1992 (and discontinued shortly thereafter)

basically mattel had done a survey and discovered that girls didn’t think ken was “cool” enough

SO someone had the bright idea to research coolness by sending people to raves which, at the time, were mostly hosted & attended by gay men. so they went to these raves and took notes on what the fashions were and finally landed on this outfit, mesh shirt & all 

this doll became the best selling ken doll in history, mostly because gay men bought it in droves. (many of them said his necklace was supposed to be a cockring) but mattel and a number of parents weren’t very amused and discontinued the doll 

[muffinsandmatriarchy]

OH MY GOD YOU’RE LEAVING OUT THE BEST PART

SO

MAGIC EARRING KEN. This bitch gay as HELL. supposedly the aforementioned rings on him are for “magic earrings” and clip on charms. These charms are advertised as totally COMPLETELY heterosexual, not gay at ALL, see there’s a Barbie that also has Magic Earring Action with clip on charms! Ken wears them to match, because he’s STRAIGHT

Here’s the issue: THERE IS NO MATCHING BARBIE. Magic Earring Ken is out here straight up wearing cock rings on his jacket with a thinly devised advertising ploy to make it SEEM not-gay. But it’s DEFINITELY GAY. (And if you’re thinking, why cock rings? Well way back in 1992 gay culture was HUGE on wearing cock rings, it was the in-style. Everyone who was gay wore one, even women; you sewed them to your leather jacket, and the placement indicated some of your sexual preference. In case you were wondering, Ken is a Bottom.)

AND IT GETS BETTER. Magic Earring Ken was on the shelves for six weeks before they pulled him. In that short amount of time? Magic Earring Ken became the BEST SELLING Barbie Doll Mattel has EVER SOLD. LET THAT SINK IN. SIX WEEKS. And now every time these wheezy old hetero windbag execs go to look at their sales board, they’re forever haunted by Magic Earring Ken at the top of their charts.

Gay as hell, Cock Ring Bottom Ken, the Best Selling Mattel Doll. Pride.

[harperjenkins]

please take the time out of your day to read about Magic Earring Ken™

[but-is-it-gay-tho]

gay history

[scoundrelnurlife]

has this post reached “always reblog” status yet?

[when-the-sun-paints-us-gold]

I sure hope so.

[boogiewoogiebuglegal]

It’s an “always reblog” for me. :D

[wedointhisagain-deactivated2020]

Look at that boy go

[kendrajk]

Informative Ancient Egypt Comics: BROS

Our 1st place contest winner requested a Niankhkhnum and Khnumhotep comic as their prize.

[samandriel]

I took a class about Ancient Egypt last semester and we had a whole lecture dedicated to talking about how gay Niankhkhnum and Khnumhotep were. Their tomb walls were decorated with scenes of them ignoring their wives in favor of embracing each other. In one scene, the couple is seated at a banquet table that is usually reserved for a husband and wife. There’s an entire motif of Khnumhotep holding lotus flowers which in ancient Egyptian tradition symbolizes femininity. Khnumhotep offers the lotus flower to Niankhkhnum, something that only wives were ever depicted as doing for their husbands. In fact, Khnumhotep is repeatedly depicted as uniquely feminine, being shown smaller and shorter than his partner Niankhkhnum and being placed in the role of a woman. Size is a big deal in Egyptian art, husbands are almost always shown as being larger and taller than their wives. So for two men of equal status to be shown in once again, a marital fashion, is pretty telling. Not to mention they were literally buried together which is the strongest bond two people could share in ancient Egypt, as it would mean sharing the journey to the afterlife together. And yet 90% of the academic text about these two talks about these clues in vague terms and analyze the great “brotherhood” they shared, and the enigma of Khnumhotep being depicted as feminine. Apparently it’s too hard for archaeologists to accept homosexuality in the ancient world, as well as the possibility of trans individuals.

[aeacustero]

On the last note, I was walking around the Field Museum of Natural History in Chicago and there is a mummy on exhibit. It caught my attention because the panel that was describing it was talking about how it was a woman’s body in a male coffin and wow, the Egyptian working that day really screwed that up. My summary, not actual words, sorry I can’t remember verbatim but it basically said that someone screwed up.

They claimed that the Egyptians screwed up a burial.

The Egyptians. Screwed up. A burial.

Now I’m not an expert in Ancient Egypt but from what I know, and what the exhibit was telling me, burials and the afterlife and all that jazz DEFINED the Egyptian religion and culture. They don’t just ‘screw up’. So instead of thinking outside the box for two seconds and wonder why else a genetically female body was in a male coffin, the ‘researchers’ blatantly disregard the rest of their research and decided to call it a screw up. Instead of, you know, admitting that maybe this mummy presented as male during his life and was therefore honorably buried as he was identified. But it would be too much of a stretch to admit that a transgender person could have existed back then.

(Sorry I can’t find any sources online and it’s been like 2 years but it stuck in my mind)

[postmodernmulticoloredcloak]

There’s a lot of bigoted historian dragging on my dash these days and it makes me happy.

[sweaterkittensahoy]

Once again, more proof that we queers have ALWAYS been here, and it’s a CHOSEN narrative to erase them.

[queerrilla]

Reblog because ancient gay power

[speedygal]

ALWAYS. REBLOG. THIS.

And also ancient gay power.

[kingscrown666]

Ancient Gay Power

[vaspider]

[what-in-the-world77]

OH MY GOD THEY WERE TOMB MATES

[ladywithalamp]

They 👏🏻 were 👏🏻 tomb 👏🏻 mates

[unu-nunu-art]

Somewhere Else - Pages 05-06 

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Here I am, being super busy yet pulling through to bring you another monthly update! I hope you like the update! :D

(Thanks to my Patrons who make this comic possible in the first place ♥)

✨~DeviantArt /★/ Patreon /★/ Twitter~✨

[unu-nunu-art]

Somewhere Else - Pages 03-04 

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Just as promised, Here are the next two pages! I wanted to finish them much earlier, but I’ve been a bit busy… I hope you like this update! (If you enjoy my content, consider my Patreon ♥)

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[unu-nunu-art]

Somewhere Else - Pages 01-02 

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Yay, I finally finished the first two pages! I’m sorry this took so long qwq

From now on, I hope I can do 2 pages per month, like I used to do with “Connected”. However, this one is a lot more challenging considering the background and all… I hope you like these first two pages and that you will overall enjoy the comic. (Please do not repost but reblogs are super appreciated!)

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Got inspired to draw Gauge. I love the baby bean ;w;

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