THE BLOG OF RANDOM SHIT

Anything can be here, I will just reblog stuff that I find funny, interesting or just something that I want to reblog. I also have a game development blog!

[quarterdollar]

shadowbringers is going to tear me to bloody pieces i can already tell. post-heavensward had me punching the ground i won’t be ok when it comes back as the main plot

[llamapers0n]

I'm so excited for you to suffer

[quarterdollar]

the dark knight quest journals go batshit crazy setting my dick on fire for no reason shb is going to melt my skin clean off

[whynotfabulous]

In an effort to avoid supporting megacorporations, I shall now be posing questions directly to tumblr that I would otherwise have googled.

[whynotfabulous]

If Mayonnaise is just eggs and oil, why it creamy?

[gnomer-denois]

Because it's also evil

[whynotfabulous]

Thanks!

Have scientists figured out what dark matter is yet?

[you-can-be-what-you-want-to-be]

Yup! It’s anything that takes up space, has mass, and is goth.

[whynotfabulous]

Wow!

What happens if you eat 23 packages of peeps?

[trashboi413]

You meet god

[whynotfabulous]

Thank goodness!

What's the correct way to eat a banana?

[treslecheslife]

Whole, in one gulp.

[whynotfabulous]

Delicious!

Who is the Muffin Man?

[captain-oh-no-not-again]

Father of the Muffin Boy

[whynotfabulous]

Makes sense!

Why is my car making a ker-klunk noise?

[mayflydecember]

Car's haunted

[whynotfabulous]

Uh Oh

How to fix a haunted car?

[babybluebanshee]

Slam into a priest in a crosswalk going at least forty miles an hour

[whynotfabulous]

It worked!

Where does the wax in scented candles go?

[thegoodsandy]

into the sky, where it turns into stars

[whynotfabulous]

Cool!

Why are weddings so damn expensive?

[daeynore]

priest has to pay for medical bills related to haunted car crashing into him

[whynotfabulous]

....Ah

[taugirlmara]

Honestly I'd love to invite u out with us but like..my gf passively deals aoe poison damage, and no offence but your toxin resistance is meagre and she would instantly rot you into mulch

[kablow-remade-deactivated202208]

REBLOG THIS AND THE PERSON YOU REBLOGGED FROM WILL EXPLODE

[mangonetics]

Receding hairlines are a hoe trait. Male pattern thottiness

[ukrainian-psycho]

Hell yeah king show more skin!

[snowywarmthkuya]

you guys are just posting anything these days

[square-enix]

obsessed with this person’s mind

[captmelbourne]

[captmelbourne]

[cyberxbattalion]

[memesandmylife]

[glyphsmash]

[yms1]

tumblr is like a group therapy with no therapist.

[foolfortune]

[argentinaboo-deactivated2022062]

Would u still date me if my name was table of contents Be honest

[marioyuri-moved-to-transkaito]

This game is so fucking stupid

[carnival-phantasm]

[carnival-phantasm]