Getting Better By The Day

I said I would return to tumblr when it got its shit together - it didn’t. Twitter just got worse. My name is Sal (he/him/his.) I’m an MRI tech living in Seattle with 2 boyfriends. I like gay stuff, sports, and chess. Hope you enjoy

[catchymemes]

[taken-for-pomegranted]

[psychicequalizer-deactivated202]

this fucking paper is gonna kill me

[piratewithvigor]

[catbreon-draws]

I’m p

Yes I’m

Yes hmmms ow

Eh

Tnhk

[catbreon-draws]

Tumblr wouldn’t let me upload the video but I let the mice write a tumblr post for me and this is the result :^)

[ohfuck-abastard-deactivated2023]

i thought that was just. a regular tumblr post and accepted it

[riplikeren]

[funnytwittertweets]

[uxji]

[chilewithcarnage]

[wizardpostsdotorg]

so who’s the next wizard we put tits on. my vote is darth vader.

[sexygaywizard]

Ok but consider. Palpatine’s Big Unnaturals

[0nigum0]

[997]

i’m going to faint

[memewhore]

[stopoftouchingmywingsihurt]

[smallrat36wagon-deactivated2021]

LOL whos tye saultry little binch on the bottom lsft????

[foxyclock]

this post is less than 1% away from being completely incomprehensible

[animentality]

[lelouch]

[dogmotif-deactivated20240505]

vampires think they're using hypnosis on me but really i'm just doing whatever they want anyway because they're hot "you will turn your head and expose your neck" sure lol then what

[closet-keys]

[hotvampireadjacent]

No fucking way. I have been informed this isn’t an edit

[trans-mortarion]

this is a joke right? this is photoshopped. it looks so fucking goofy there’s no way this actually appeared in a serious high-budget movie, right?

[hotvampireadjacent]

The only way for me to prove this isn’t a joke is to watch it myself and I refuse to do that. I simply have it on good authority it is real.

[santasucker]

[santasucker]

[northwestcub-deactivated2023101]

[northwestcub-deactivated2023101]