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[pokemon-cards-hourly]

[beardedmrbean]

[capacity2]

I just can’t believe some of u are soooo young u didn’t experience the early 2000s at all like even briefly . U were born and ur mother door dashed you home from the hospital

[starlit-syncopation]

actually i was in the NICU for a couple weeks after being pieced together by surgeons but whatever lmao

[capacity2]

That’s because she used klarna. To pay through 4 easy installments with no interest

[segamascott]

[penandinkprincess]

girl it's a load-bearing 8 seconds

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[depsidase]

[constella]

[blueboxfive]

Protestants are so fucking lame what do you mean the Pope threw a rave?

[cleolinda]

Watch: Pope Leo Goes Viral After Blessing the Dancefloor at Slovakian Rave

The Pope's surprise virtual sermon brought new meaning to having a "religious experience" at the rave.

[madelyn-mads74]

[vile-wizard]

It's easy to think "nobody in the whole wide world cares about me" on an empty stomach but try doing it while eating Vegetables and Rice. Seems less convincing now doesn't it? That's simply the power of Vegetables and Rice..

[nasfera2]

Patti LaBelle’s live performance of “This Christmas” will never not be funny 😂

[evilponds]

this feels like a tip of the iceberg of an absolutely batshit rabbit hole kind of situation

[boeing747]

5 am is the best time to get the drill out and hang stuff up because it's when the walls are at their softest

[birlinterrupted]

The Hallmark Christmas movies are really trying everything this year

[speedlimit15]

told my 3y/o nephew i was going to take a nap and he said "Ok. we can go on the swing when there's no ice on it. is that a good story?" i think that was his bedtime story for me

[dogpuppy]

[hotvampireadjacent]

We never got the non binary announcement…. Was it the rug pull ?

[playstationpark]

A trailer for ‘Xena: Warrior Princess’ on the PlayStation. Source: Official U.S. PlayStation Magazine Demo Disc 22