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Please go to ill-go-with-that-then for BNHA content. Thanks!

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character concept: two people who have been reincarnated for thousands of years and have always found eachother but instead of being in love they just fucking hate eachother

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I had to combine prompts cuz this was too perfect! Nerd alert

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

Stephen: I can’t believe you forgot your phone.

Tony: Yeah. I hope Peter liked the shirt I got him yesterday. Oh, he called.

Friday: You have 17 new messages.

Tony: What?!

Friday: Message 1.

Peter: Hey Mr. Stark, thanks for the Bazinga t-shirt it's… great. I was just calling because I might need a ride later tonight. Ned can’t drive and I ran Shuri's car into that ditch after we watched Fast Five on Netflix together.

Shuri: You still owe me for that.

Peter: Yeah, yeah, I know, I know. Cars are really flammable, did you know that? I didn’t know that. Well, I do now.. but anyway I’ll call you later if we need a pick up from the show, alright?

Ned: [Snoring]

Peter: Ned, you’re up! Talk to you later, Mr. Stark!

Friday: End of Message.

Tony: I’m not listening to all of these.

[skips to the last message]

Friday: Message 17.

Peter: Oh my god, is he dead?! Why did you put him in the car?!

MJ: It’s Flash, you idiot! Just shut up and keep driving to the hospital!

Shuri: Peter, when are we getting to Chuck E Cheese?

Peter: Shuri, shut up! Mr. Stark, please pick up the phone! We are in so much trouble! The show went south, so we decided to make our own, but… Oh man, oh man, pick up your stupid phone! Mr. Stark, go to my desk, open the dark drawer and burn everything inside! But hold your breath while you do it! Use that stupid t-shirt you got me to help the fire, you gotta do this, Mr. Stark!

MJ: Peter, eyes on the road!

Ned: TRUCK!

All: [Screaming]

Friday: End of message.

Tony and Stephen: [stare at the phone in horror]

[wizardlogic]

Filch has a doctorate in art conservation and has definitely read Hogwarts A History

Actaully speaking of PoA, can we fuckin talk about Filch and his art credentials?

The portrait of the fat lady gets slashed and Dumbledore hands her off to Filch to get restored?

AND FILCH DOES IT, AND DOES IT WELL?

The next time we see her there is NO mention of anything like, oh she’s back but you can kinda see where she was cut… NO. She comes back in PEAK CONDITION.

Restored by Filch, who *has no magic.*

He restored this however many hundreds of year old painting *by hand.*

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH SKILL MUST HAVE BEEN INVOLVED HERE?

This 100% changes the character of Filch. Like I’ve only ever seen him portrayed as this kind of head janitor kind of character, movies style, but like. Why? Why would Hogwarts need that if it’s full of house elves? According to Harry Oblivious Potter, probably cause Dumbledore felt bad and gave him a shitty job but one he could at least do and still be in the wizarding world.

WRONG. It’s cause that’s not his actual job.

Listen.

Dung bomb goes off in a classroom? Long night for the house elves.

Dung bomb goes off in a 300 year old suit of armor? Long six to eight weeks for Argus Filch.

Fanged frisbee tears up an irreplaceable tapestry?

Filch.

Peeves draws dicks on a portrait of the founders?

Filch.

All these damn kids in and out of here every day acting like dumbasses and blowing stuff up when it’s already bad enough they keep tracking dirt and *breathing* all over everything?

Filch.

Now how about, how does Filch know all the secret passages? A combination of things. Probably paintings told him about some. You spend weeks restoring a portrait of someone who helped build the place which lives and moves and speaks in their voice and you’re bound to at least talk a bit, if not learn a few things. But many he probably found on his own, either by wit or by study- he’s gotta be entrenched in tr history of this place. If Binns hadn’t come back as a ghost Filch could probably teach history of magic in his place.

He keeps the place in order such that generations next will still have it, and said generations next show him no god damn respect for that. He’s bitter for a lot of excellent reasons.

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[kawaiilo-ren]

Marvel Exec #1: Quick, we need a new villain for Captain America 3

Marvel Exec #2: Maybe the real villain was the friends we made along the way

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arriving in the soul realm

bucky: i finally died .. i can rest now

peter p: omG jesus died in the snap

sam: not this asshole again

bucky, looking up: not even in death, God?

[dianapforlunch]

Once again, Wonder Woman will always be THAT bitch

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bonus:

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[shitpost-senpai]

This is what it’s like to be an adult.

[theflyingromana]

Infinity war review

Pros: Thor took Groot language as an elective

Cons: the marvel writing team are fucking cowards, only have Thor speaking english and the tree replying in groot, instead of letting that good big buff boy say “I am groot. I am groot? I am groot!” for eleven scenes. Let the man speak. He completed his coursework.

[curlicuecal]

Iron Man has his priorities straight

I was looking at the page in Deadpool #7 where he’s going through Tony’s checkbook and I feel like there should be more recognition of the fact that Tony Stark once gave Ant-Man a thousand dollars to “buy some ants”.

[starsandsupernovae]

It’s what he deserves

[danhumphrey]

peter parker, expressing his affection as any teen would: thor i would die for you :)

thor, gripping his shoulders with the intensity of ten thousand burning suns: i would never let that happen

[sunderious]

peter parker, later that week: i would die for you loki

loki, looking him dead in the eye: you will.

[rhythmic-idealist]

drax: [really bad joke]

peter parker: mr. drax? I would die for you

drax, with a pause spent determining that peter is probably joking and then a hearty guffaw: but my muscles and fighting power is several times your own! your death would be meaningless!

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peter parker, in the middle of battle with no regard for his own safety: i would die for you

t'challa, who has lived with shuri long enough to know exactly what answer peter is looking for: then perish

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peter parker, mid fight going sideways: mr. stark I would die for you

tony, unable to discern if he’s serious or not anymore: NO YOU FUCKING WON’T

[lazy-cat-corner]

One of these things just doesn’t belong.

Peter: Hey Ned! Ready for the calculus test? [holds up hand for their secret handshake]

Ned: [recoils, pauses, slaps hand, and pulls up finger guns] Yes, I’m prepared!

Peter: [realizes] Mr.Loki, how much did Ned pay you and where’s he hiding?

Ned Loki: Some of Shuri’s vibranium and a Baskin-Robbins gift card. He’s hiding in the band closet playing Pokemon Go.

[the-quasar-hero]

Wow, can’t believe Dagger and Black Widow made Thanos look like the dumbest motherfucker in the universe and he’s not even in this event

[boogiewoogiebuglegal]

I haven’t played AvAc for over a year, but I do love this burn. ❤️❤️

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