How I got suspended on the Last week of school.
Geez, I never knew it was possible for me to get suspended. Okay, so: Tuesday morning, I found a 2 in. metal mold of a gun in my backpack. (NOTE! MY FAMILY DOES NOT OWN ANY GUNS) At some point, it fell out, and the SRO (School/Student Resource Officer) freaked the fuck out. I mean, I can understand why. But what I don’t understand is how the HELL something that looked like a gun could’ve gotten into my backpack. Turns out the object was actually a lighter, annnnd.... to prevent the news to get involved with my school, the office suspended me. WHOOPY DANG FUCKING DOO. ._.











