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Game Changer & Make Some Noise
The Stonewall Inn
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
#extradirty
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
tannertan36
cherry valley forever
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if i look back, i am lost
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Misplaced Lens Cap
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Doug Jones
Mike Driver
Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
@theartofmadeline
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@lnquisitors
@chronically-hysteric-queen
When the twins finally found a recognizable face, it really wasn’t someone they expected to find. The Queen of Hearts herself, sworn enemy of the Mafia. Dee’s first reaction was anger-- Dum, however, curved his lips into a smile. They found someone to play with.
“Hey, old hag!”
assgator:
“Ya’ll tryin’a mug me?” He puts his hand on the grip of his revolver. “Not a good idea, kiddos. If ya’ll lookin’ for a job, I’ll let ya know when my bar’s back up and running. Ya’ll seem like ya could be some serious security.”
Having worked in the mafia their entire lives, Dee and Dum were used to this kind of business. Even though he was a strange fellow, the offer seemed plausible, but they had to know the important details first.
“How much is the pay?”
“Will we get breaks?” Dee spoke his mind carefully, weighing the options. He had other questions in mind, but he figured he should play it safe for a bit, knowing the alligator had a revolver, and they only had wooden axes.
haha nice
starter call! i’m feeling pretty good right now but i’ll cap at 3 since i’m not sure how much i can handle as of atm xD
castmates don’t count~
mirroredfear:
“You two make no sense….I thought Boris was bad!!
“Don’t you know?”
“Boris is our friend.”
“Anyone wanna hire some gatekeepers?”
“We need the money. We’re the best, y’know.”
“So hire us.”
“Hire us or die.”
Hi! I'd like to app for Tweedle Dee and Dum from Heart no Kuni no Alice. Application can be found under /app. Thanks! ^^
Welcome to scenic Isola Radiale, Tweedle Dee and Dum!
You will be housed in APARTMENT 333.
You will retain the ability to shift into your adult forms up to two times daily for ten minutes each use. You will also be given wooden axes.
– mod pleiades.
mirroredfear:
Those little shits!!! Were they really that pathetic?!
“I…I can’t die but…I do…I reeeaalllly wanna die..Ok I’ll stop!”
“Did that I hear that right? You wanna die, Big Bro?”
“Then there’d be no fun in killing you.”
mirroredfear:
“First of all no!! And second , are you guys ok?! You didn’t cut yourselves or anything right?” He knelt down next to the twins , covering his mouth in panic. “Oh god oh my god ohhhhhh….”
The twins quickly recovered their composure. A miscalculation on Dum’s part-- probably because they were not enough in sync. This is definitely turning into an argument between the two later.
Frustration welled up inside.
They were bored. Jay pitying them wasn’t helping, either. They hated feeling helpless, they despised losing, most of all. Children as they were, losing felt terrible.
“We’re fine. Cut it out already!”
“Do you wanna die that badly?”
alicesoneandonly:
“You will both be dead before you can get far.”
“Let’s make a run for it, brother. Whoever gets shot loses!”
"You’re on, brother.”
alicesoneandonly:
@lnquisitors
“You kids get off of my lawn!”
“Only if you catch us, you old man!”
@mirroredfear source
He jerked his left back ,letting his right be painted with blood, taking a step forward. “Hard working huuu? Is that why you two were found puking cotton candy at the carnival earlier? Or were you chasin Peirce around making cat sounds ? “
Dum pouted. “You talk too much, Jabberwock!” Don’t you have anything better to do other than following us around like a creepy stalker?”
“We can’t even enjoy our break. Seriously...!” Dee was letting his anger get to him. Dum, however, noticed an opening and swung again, this time at Jay’s torso-- a misstep. He lost his balance for a moment and stumbled upon his brother.
"Holy hell you two are A LOT younger than I thought...Huuu"
“You pickin’ a fight with us? That’s either very stupid, or very brave. Mostly stupid.”
“We may look young, but we have way more experience than you.”
mirroredfear:
Arms stretched out , Jay gave a playful wink at the two , embracing what was to come
“Go ahead. Not like it’ll work anyway!! I’m not afraid of little shits like you.”
Dum readied his axe.
“Sounds like we’ll be getting a raise soon, brother.”
Following his brother’s reaction, Dee smiled and copied Dum’s gesture. “Mhmm, we’re very hard-working guards, you see.”
Filled with madness, the children’s eyes shone– a new game has begun. At the same time, both swung; Dee aimed for Jay’s left arm, while Dum went for his right one.
tsukiakarinoniji:
“The XXXXXX was that, you little XXXXs?! I ain’t talkin’ about age, I’m talkin’ about maturity here! Seeing XXXXXX ain’t gonna make you more mature!! And don’t call me dumb!!”
“You’re only mad about being called dumb ‘cuz you’re dumb! Don’t you have anything better to do than scold us, anyways?”
“That’s right! If you stopped slacking off like that, maybe Boss would let us go to a real cool party!”
confetticandies:
Time periods were either far too short or far too long. It didn’t make much sense, then again, most things didn’t make much sense for how long she had been residing in this world. Most of her days were occupied by a hard day’s work and proceeding to be too tired to venture outside of the castle. A workaholic, without a doubt.
Today, however, she was nearly shoved out of the castle by the resident fool knight in an attempt to make the poor outsider take a break for once. A borrowed book request was much overdue to cash in on, and so she would arrive at the mansion in an attempt to snag a novel and run. She should have known better as to expect the gatekeepers to be guarding the gate, even if boredly doing so. Her gaze turns near chastizing as she readies a reply to the troublesome duo.
“I don’t know if I like the sound of that. I don’t even know what you mean by that. If someone ends up needing to cover for you two we both know it’s going to be Elliot. Don’t put any more work on his shoulders.”
The twins winced at the mention of their superior. Like all children, they didn’t want to get scolded, and every time Elliot talked to them, he would be fuming-- with reason, of course. This, in turn, made them despise the sight of the March Hare.
“Big Sis is defending that rabbit?” Dee spoke with a certain degree of surprise. Had Alice been spending time with him? If so, what did he say to her? He was almost voicing his worries to her, when Dum broke him out of his uncertainty just in time.
“Forget about him, Big Sis~ Spend time with us! We’re a lot more fun to be around than him.” Of course Dum knew Alice’s skepticism was hard to go around, but that’s just what made her special. Teasing her was fun, in a way-- her responses were always unexpected, which in turn made them think, to come up with a way to make her flinch. “For example, we are going to play in the forest today.”
"Holy hell you two are A LOT younger than I thought...Huuu"
“You pickin’ a fight with us? That’s either very stupid, or very brave. Mostly stupid.”
“We may look young, but we have way more experience than you.”
“Ok ok I get it. You’re pissed cause Blood won’t share his bog boy drinks with ya so you’re takin it out on me. Just put your plastic weapons down and apologize ok? We don’t need you two to get rowled up before nap time!”
“Plastic? Hey, brother, I think we should teach ‘Big Bro’ here how deep these axes of ours can cut…”
“I agree, brother. This guy sounds scared, let’s show him how fun it is.”
