Aspire To Inspire

19. 🇰🇷. NY. "The road to hell is paved with good intentions." (wow I'm so deep 😆)

[atraversso]

♥ ♥ ♥ - Roger Poole

[outaspaceman]

Happy first birthday Knife-Wielding Tentacle..👍

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dear god, it lives still

[cozza-frenzy]

Save the date folks, Knife-Wielding Tentacle’s second birthday is November 16th.

[cozza-frenzy]

HAPPY SECOND BIRTHDAY, KNIFE-WIELDING TENTACLE!

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ofc she’s a scorpio

[smarter]

[dundermifflingifs]

[eggpuffs]

孟佳 meng jia - 她是誰 who’s that girl

[ribly]

[twerker]

2013 is the first year since 1987 to have different numbers

[damianmcgintleman]

[officiallightningmcqueen]

what about 1982 1983 1984 1985 & 1986 Hmmm

[lesmiserablephantom]

since 1987. 

[imdoingstuffandthingslori]

[leakedinlondon]

thank u for visiting little friend I love u

[leakedinlondon]

I have an update on this lil dude apparently he has now been permanently banned from leaving his house because he walked his ass down to the train station got on a train and spend the day hanging out in a caffe a few suburbs over

[itsjustlight]

[nothingtosee970]

[gh0stwiththem0sttt-deactivated2]

My respect level for T-Pain is out the roof right now.

[psychoparallax]

UR STILL FUGLY

[brontesommerfeld]

[musicalsymphony]

I know I never (personally) post things like this but I saw this on the news and I really wanted to share it.

[musicalsymphony]

Guys the party happened yesterday - look how happy he is!

[thedionysia]

😢 so cute!!!!

[wonderlandfairytales]

yes yes yes! ☺️

[vacillavi-deactivated20231227]

TEARS 😭

[colortheclown]

There is still so much good in the world😊✨ I am so happy his spirits were rejuvenate!

[cassmarieex]

I will forever love this post I am crying goodbye I want to marry this man

[today-ifuckedup]

Today, I fucked up... by buying a bottle of wine at the movies

Went to fancy movie theater with date. Decide to buy a bottle of wine. Go back to bar. Ask for two glasses. Bartender says he needs two ID’s. I’m too lazy to go back to seats to grab dates ID. Tell him I’m alone and was embarrassed to ask for just one glass. He is clearly sympathetic. Idiot me then tries to sell the story and continue on about how lonely I’ve been recently. He tells me he’s off in a few minutes and insists on watching the movie with me. I try to fight it but I could only argue so much without giving away the truth. Bartender is insistent. I text my date what’s happening. Go back to theater with my new date. Sit a few rows in front of my first date. She has the stupidest grin on her face as me and the bartender (Jared) sit a couple rows in front of her. He ends up being super cool and bought me and him another bottle during the movie. Movie ends. I thank him for his gesture. He didn’t even ask for my number or anything. I think Jared was just a genuine guy trying to comfort someone. Met back up with my date in the parking lot and thankfully she found the whole thing hilarious.

I don’t deserve Jared.

-thebassoe

Check out more TIFUs: Internet`s best fuck ups are here.

[accras]

A woodpecker hitched a ride on the side of this man’s car during a rainy day in Chicago.

[uniquely-khaotic-deactivated201]

Cute but I woulda lost it 😂

[lazysundrops]

Lmfaooooo the way the bird closed its eyes when he said “you’re beautiful” had me weak.

[bunlly]

cute date idea:

ask someone to go on a double date with you, then show up with your date and ask them “where’s yours?”

[lnspirator]

What if they show up with a date tho

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