loadingscreentips

[drinksomefuckingwater]

drink some fucking water

[misericordiia]

wound dressings and bandages are lingerie for the enlightened pervert

[charl0ttan]

microorganisms dont even have beef with each other. its all just business to them

[screenshotsofdespair]

[digihowl]

more ppl need to get hooked on this drug called album in order. not enough people on album in order these days

[cryptotheism]

Teleporting does kill you but it also launches your soul through samsara in a sort of geostationary orbit velocity, so you reincarnate instantly.

[hzrnvm]

learning so much right now

[swarnpert]

unwritten by natasha bedingfield is how allergy medicine is supposed to make you feel

[nyancrimew]

if your sims always fucking die and your houses in the sims make no sense, consider applying for a job as a hotel room interior designer

[maidthings]

"this is unbecoming of me" is genuinely a useful thing to have in your mental toolbox

[duckbunny]

you are fifteen thousand generations removed from stone tools

[calicotisane]

All stories are real

[calicotisane]

FICTION = REALITY

[greatergirlfriend]

i'm a little tutorial fairy and i flutter around after you and go like "remember, turning on your lantern can improve visibility in dark places!" but then suddenly i feel like i'm being annoying and i get really quiet and distant for the next three hours

[lake-erie]

the rainbow is a well-known symbol of gay pride that originated in the late 1970s in san francisco, when the gay community promised to never again destroy the earth by flood

[feastofsnakes]

they added another luftballon while you were sleeping

[loveridden1999]

top 3 hobbies for young adults:

1. borrowing misery from future

2. carrying grief of the past

3. agonizing over the present

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