loadingscreentips

[drinksomefuckingwater]

drink some fucking water

[wishbonemotel]

every time y’all say “I want to fuck that old man” then point at a 30 year old you are introducing an invasive species into the fuckable old man ecosystem

[innerchildabortionclinic]

today, a severe thursday watch will be in place.

remember everyone...

thursday watch: the conditions for thursday are here, but a thursday incident has not yet been confirmed

thursday warning: thursday has arrived

[hillergoodspeed]

october 19th 2027 will contain an entire month within itself called "freakvember"

[charl0ttan]

Log in to your MyCelium account to adjust your Mush Room settings and download Spores

[balaclava-trismegistus]

You have to pee in the shower to get into heaven

[balaclava-trismegistus]

Every time.

[foone]

The princess/maid dynamic must be understood through the lens of class struggle.

[richardhkirk-deactivated2022072]

Old movies that suck and are awful are great, but new movies that suck and are awful are stupid. Hope this helps

[lambrinhh]

[aropride]

if your animal is lying on the floor, furniture etc, it’s important to take a picture of them. then, if they move or shift in any way, it’s important to take another picture. with this technique, you can take many pictures of your animal

[sobcat]

people who do a PhD are running from something

[squipdop]

every single fucking thing on earth exists solely to put a dent in your newly applied nail polish

[kosmogrl]

if you’re gonna be miserable and sad at least do it while you’re looking at some beautiful trees and the sun is warming your back etc etc #enjoyyoursummer

[medievalsquire]

every castle has at least one staircase specifically designed to kill a man carrying soup

[charseraph]

No one knows if finishing a drawing is possible

[messygoku]

[f0restnympho420]

i feel like that picture of ben affleck smoking the cigarette and looking so tired all the time