objectively funniest way to think abt re6 is to view it from helena’s pov bc she does not know any of these people and she does not gaf. like imagine being helena harper u and ur sister get kidnapped by some asshole and he forces u to go assassinate the president of the usa or else ur sis gets it so you go there but the president turns into a fucking zombie and some guy who was in the room who personally knew the president shoots him instead of you doing it and then there’s zombies everywhere?? and you fight your way out w leon and go to the evil lab they took your sister in and while in there u find a weird tape of a woman hatching out of an egg? and leon inexplicably recognizes her?? ok weird but whatever. 10 mins later you find ur sister but shes going kinda cocoo and suddenly gets SHOT w an arrow and u turn around and its the fucking egg woman. and while ur carrying ur sister then fighting her together they exchange flirty banter and ignore you and then she just fucks off. shark attack. now you’ve faked your deaths and youre just going to china via plane crash which is already on fire when u get there and you run out and now run into a blondie and some emo guy and leon recognizes the blondie and then giant bow suddenly appears and ur just fighting it with the emo guy who seems confused as well while blondie and leon run it over with a bus and then bam you’re separated from em. u go in a weird facility because leon saw the damn egg woman go in there and shes being chased by a military twink and bear? and leon fights the bear and then they suddenly recognize eachother (why is everyone that man knows running into him today???) and start arguing abt some shit? and u and the twink are just standing there confused gun in hand while egg woman suddenly leaves and there go those military gays ok whatever. you see blondie and emo guy again in front of simmons this time whom blondie works for? and then simmons’ guards all start shooting at you and ur separated again but not before some rando infects simmons with c virus??? You fight him for awhile and you think he’s dead and its over but Leon’s phone agent lady suddenly tells you blondie and emo guy were kidnapped? why?? leon looks at some shit blondie gave him earlier and apparently emo guy has special blood for a vaccine (something about a wesker? whatever). leon gets a random radio in from that bear from earlier, apparently egg woman died but that’s not important, leons telling em to rescue blondie and emo guy from an underwater facility whatever you’re not questioning him atp. zombie missile lands and now normal zombies are here too. and now you’re fighting infected simmons Again he just won’t stay dead and eventually ur fighting at high altitude in some towers and are you fucking kidding me it’s egg woman wasnt she supposed to be dead???? she helps leon fight simmons while youre literally sidelined far away just sniping when you can and they have more flirty moments and then shes gone again. back to pummelling simmons he turns into a giant fly why not at this point the day can’t get weirder and Finally he’s dead. you fly off together in a helicopter. ok what the fuck do you do with your life now. what the hell was that.
