I'd like give King Shark Ocean Water™ from Sonic @thorneduprose - Tumblr Blog

pros of shipping a rare pair: no ship hate

cons of shipping a rare pair: like 5 fanfictions and one fanart

#Abrams x reader be like #you think there'd be more but no #the deadlock is filled with doorman/drifter OF ALL THINGS????#I'm so confused #I never want to hear anyone complain x readers flooding tags in the deadlock fandom

gayhockeyshow

Hey…. Hey… Characters covered in blood, okay? You remember characters covered in blood?? You used to love characters covered in blood

#Abrams covered in blood please #SSKTJL King shark covered in blood

only-cat-memes

kittybroker

Highly trustworthy Gary the perfect business partner! Now on contract for only $196.99!

lennyjamin

spoke deeply to me.

kyonite

trying to create an ebay account to sell smthn and tell me why I can't use my REAL LEGAL LAST NAME because it includes "dick" which ebay considers offensive

BUT THEN IN THEIR MISREPRESENTATION POLICY THEY SAY YOU CAN'T COLLECT MONEY TO A BANK ACCOUNT THAT'S NOT IN YOUR BUSINESS OR LEGAL NAME. BUT MY LEGAL NAME INCLUDES DICK, WHICH YOU CONSIDER OFFENSIVE.

the sanitization of the internet is so fucking stupid we live in the stupidest time

#literally had a teacher named Cockthorn #maybe it was spelled a little different but I remember high schoolers giving him a hard time #I remember some places used to not let you put a space or hyphens too

finniestoncrane

i love you but you don’t know the characters like i do no one ever has or ever will obviously. that’s just how it goes. like how everyone thinks their dog is the best or their baby is the cutest, everyone thinks they know the character the best. but in my case it’s true

#facts