Lobster Blog

eeeey im a lobster and this is my blog

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Pin I made from acrylic, paper, and a flat back safety pin. The back of the pin holds up surprisingly well and I'm very happy with the way that it turned out. If I make another, I'll probably add a supporting safety pin so it looks less awkward when worn. I'll also add a thicker card stock to the back so the edges wear away less.

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HARK! THIS IS MY DESIGN!

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Gross!

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Oh my god. It even has a watermark.

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See attached image.

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Turn my swag on.

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This is just a glimpse into my dark and twisted reality.

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I extend my hand full of leaves and Michael Cera layeth his gaze upon my eyes.

He gently sticks out his tongue, wrapping it around the leaves as he begins to feast.

I love you Michael Cera. And Michael Cera loves me.

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Congratulations!!!

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What the hell Marilyn, you can't just say that!

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I didn't know what to make for my third image so I asked one of my friends and this is what he came up with immediately.

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HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.