#kai cenat

[animentality]

[huniijaex]

STREAMER UNIVERSITY

parings: plaqueboymax x black!fem!reader

synopsis: you guys meet at streamer university and he instantly takes a liking to you.

warnings: none

a/n: yes same title as the one i did with gio nd idgaf😭😭😭😭😭😭

You sat in the cafeteria eating your food peacefully. You met a lot of people and it was a little overwhelming for you, so you decided you wanted to eat by yourself. You had gotten yourself your favorite Zaxbys meal since that was what they were serving, and you haven’t had some in awhile.

You talked to your stream a little before turning it off and sending your camera man to his room. As you were about to get up, someone was walking towards you. You recognized him because he was literally all over the internet. Plaqueboymax

“Yoooo, what’s a pretty girl like you doing out here by yourself?” Max said, dapping you up.

You smiled and dapped him up back and gave him a hug. “Hey, Max, whatchu doing here? I thought you were upstairs.” You said. You watched his previous stream so that’s how you knew he was upstairs.

“You be watching my stream, huh?” He teased you, which made you laugh and look away. “I mean.. maybe a lil’ bit.” You shrugged, smiling.

He chuckled at that before you guys got to walking and talking together. “So how you like it here so far?” He asked you.

“it’s aight, it’s not bad. It’s hella big so it makes it harder to find the dorms and where to go but it’s fine, how about you though?” You said.

“Yeah, same. Who you bunking with?” He asked. “I haven’t seen, how about you?” You asked him back. “Wardrobe.” He said, sighing heavily which made you laugh.

“What’s wrong with him?! He funny as hell.” You asked, still laughing a little. “I dunno, it feels like we ain’t gon’ get along, you know?” He said, and you understood that.

“Yeah, i understand that. Just wait it out, you never know, yall could be like besties.” You said, shrugging. He nodded, but he didn’t think anything was gonna change, but little did he know.

“Anyways, it was nice talking to you, (Name). We gon’ see each other again?” He asked, hoping you’d say yes. “Hell yeah, I’ll see you later!” You waved. He smiled and waved at you too.

He definitely couldn’t wait to see you again.

a/n: IK IRS SHORT HUSB

tags: @angelbbyunicorn , @lov3lylxvender , @niyahctrl

[xspider-womanx]

✦ title: mic check, 1-2… oops

✦ summary: fanum swore up and down he ended stream. he called her paranoid but when there was banging on the door, they found out real fast he didn’t… w aura farming?

✦ word count: ~3.4k

✦ authors note: listen lmfaoo im on my period ok it lowkey sucks but i cant get this man out my head. no proof read either.

18+ only, smut, soft dom!fanum.

fanum x fem!reader

they had no intention of turning the amp house into a movie scene. fanum ended his stream early after being on for hours and figuring he’d hop back on later that night. he clicked through his windows, turned the monitors off, tossing his headset on the desk like it was routine since he usually reset everything when it was time to go live again.

zyla was already in his bed, stretched out in her bonnet and one of his tees waiting for the second he logged off. her phone was in her hand, but her eyes were on him as he kicked off his slides and moved around like everything was chill.

“you made sure you ended your stream for real?” she asked, giving him a look. “like actually closed it out?”

he laughed a little pulling off his hoodie and tossed it on the chair. “yes, bro. damn. you so paranoid.”

“no, cause one time you said you ended it and chat was still in there talking about some i could hear kai eating,” she replied, still watching him like he couldn’t be trusted.

“they heard kai, not me,” fanum said, climbing onto the bed. “i shut all my stuff down. i’m not new to this. come on now ma.”

she looked at him sideways. “mhm, yea it’s all of that til you mid-stroke and your whole chat get a front row seat.”

“first of all,” he said, leaning over her with a grin, “you assuming we getting that far.”

“it’s not assuming if you kept sending me twitter post of things you wanna try. i know you been waiting to fold me all night and i’m just tryna protect your career.”

“girl, if we getting exposed, it’s gonna be your fault ‘cause you the one that scream like we filming.”

his hands were already on her thighs, pushing her shorts to the side with no hesitation, his fingers teasing just enough to let her know he wasn’t playing. she sucked her teeth and pulled his shirt toward her dragging him in.

“you been acting brand new all day,” she said, sliding her hand under his waistband.

“and you been on dick since i logged in,” he replied, kissing her slow at first, biting her bottom lip and pulling back. “say you not feening right now’.”

“i’m not.”

“you lying,” he said, rubbing her exactly where she needed it, grinning when her legs twitched.

“shut the fuck up,” she whispered, already breathless.

he slid her panties off with one hand, kissed down her stomach, dropping to his knees at the edge of the bed, his mouth was on her before she could even exhale properly, tongue dragging slow and deep, switching pace just to get her reaction.

“fanum-“

he pulled away from her slightly, his breath feeling cool while she was suffocatingly hot “you know that ain’t my name mama.”

zyla starred into his eyes seductively, sticking her two fingers into her mouth and pulling them out causing a ‘pop’ to sound from how much spit there was. she guided her hands down her stomach to her clit, and begin rubbing in circular motion. “so what?”

he stared at her mesmerized. a chuckle escaped his lips, “oh that’s what we doing? you got me fucked up.” he tugged his boxers off quickly tossed her arm to the side knowing zyla would rolled her eyes losing the sensation she was bringing to herself.

he wrapped his one arm under her thigh, yanking her towards the edge of the bed. “see this why i be fucking you like i be fucking you. cause why you tryna dominate me?” he spoke in a low tone grabbing his dick, stroking it slowly, exhaling at the pleasure it brought him. “im bouta show you how to dominate baby. matter fact, ass up mami.”

zyla complied immediately, turning around and arching her back as much as she could. her face was pressed onto the sheets, she couldnt help but play with her clit again unable to stop herself. funny thing is, if fanum were to speak to her like this outside of the bedroom here or at their apartment she would’ve been chewing his ass.

fanum ran his dick through her wet folds taking a moment to savor how good it fell on his tip. he bit his lip watching zyla act so desperate to get fucked by him when this was a daily activity for them.

“OH MY-“ zyla exclaimed feeling fanums dick fill her in one go.

he wasnt trying to be gentle, he needed her to melt into his arms. fanum bit his lip feeling how wet she was. “what’s my name?”

“fanum fuuuuuuck.” she whimpered still adjusting while he was fucking her.

fanum slapped her ass hard. “tu sabe que ese no es mi nombre. (you know that aint my name.)”

he grabbed her by the throat, pulling her up to his chest. he pressed his other hand onto her stomach causing her to gasp loudly. she cried out feeling fanum’s dick so deep inside she felt like passing out. it hurt so good.

“roberto.” she answered panting.

“say it again, dilo duro coño. (say it loud the fuck.) no one gonna hear you.” he said against her, lips wet with sloppy sex kisses.

“don’t stop.”

“huh.” he teased

“don’t fucking stop, i’m gonna come-” her back arching, voice cracking, her nails scratching him as she tried to ground herself.

he went hard, deep strokes, grip tight on her waist, chain swinging while he hit it from the back like the walls weren’t thin and the house wasn’t full of people. she was loud. louder than usual. moaning his name, screaming every few seconds, breath catching every time he bottomed out.

“this pussy still mine?”

“yes, fuck, yes! i love you, i love you i love you.”

what neither of them realized was that the twitch app was still running in the background. the mic was still hot. fanum hadn’t actually logged out. and everything? the moaning, the clapping, the roberto, was being picked up live.

downstairs, the rest of the boys were still streaming. “yo why chat saying mute fanum’s mic?” kai asked mid-game, glancing at the feed.

agent paused his screen, squinting trying to hear better. “nah, did somebody just moan?”

chris blinked at the camera. “bro. they getting it in upstairs. i can hear the bed.”

kai’s jaw dropped. “wait… wait NAAAAAHHHH THE MIC HOT.”

“oh my fucking god,” zyla cried out, squirming under fanum who groaned deep into her ear while still inside her.

then loud banging came. “YO. MUTE THAT SHIT!” kai’s voice rang out, followed by straight-up screaming laughter.

“BRO, THE MIC STILL HOT. MY STREAM HEARD EVERYTHING,” davis hollered.

“i turned my headset down and still heard that shit,” agent called, his voice cracking. “you got twitch on parental advisory now?”

fanum didn’t even move. he laid out, breathing heavy, forehead pressed to zyla’s back. he tapped the bed once like he was mentally logging off.

“you proud of yourself?” she mumbled, laughing into the pillow, her voice still shaky.

“nah,” he replied. “but i ain’t ashamed either.”

twenty minutes later, they had taken a quick shower and threw on sweats and helped zyla into one of his zip-ups, pulling the hood over her head and kissing her forehead.

“you hungry?” he asked, smoothing his hand down her back.

“you finna cook for me after embarrassing me like that?”

“yes ma’am. mami aint raise no disrespectful king. your ass just gave the whole twitch world an exclusive and i’m tryna soften the blow.”

they walked downstairs together like nothing happened. like the whole internet didn’t just get a preview. but the second they hit the kitchen though…

“aye look who finally showed up,” duke said, sipping juice like he hadn’t just been banging on their door minutes ago.

“mr. that’s mine,” kai snorted.

“she screamed like it was a studio session,” chris added, grinning. “i thought that was summer walker.”

“aight. y’all done?” fanum asked, already pulling eggs from the fridge. “get it off y’all chest now.”

“nah you the one who got something off her chest,” davis said under his breath, then backed up when zylq threw a paper towel roll at his head.

“keep playing with me,” she warned, sliding onto the stool at the counter like she hadn’t just been folded in half an hour ago.

“you lucky i got me some,” fanum muttered, shaking his head as he started seasoning.

[laylay5670]

How about reader going out shopping her with girlfriends, with agents limitless black card?

Agent00 x reader

A/n while writing this I’m also watching agents screen rnnn😭

Title: “Only Use My Card, Baby”💋

It started with a kiss and a black card.

You were sitting cross-legged on Agent’s bed, scrolling through Pinterest boards titled “Fall Fashion Inspo 🍂” and “Designer Wishlist”, hair still damp from your shower, wearing one of Agent’s oversized tees. Agent was sitting at his desk setting up his stream when she casually mentioned she might go shopping later with the girls.

“Use my card,” he said without even looking up. You blinked softly . “Babe… I can use my own card.” Now he turned around, giving you a look that Agent look the one where his brows lift like, did you really just say that to me?

“Y/n,” he said, standing up and walking over. “You’re my girl. You don’t pay for anything when I got you. Especially not when you’re shopping.”He reached into his wallet, pulled out his limitless black card, and pressed it into your hand with a small smirk.

“You better max out Neiman Marcus and not feel bad about it.” You bit your lip, smiling. “You’re ridiculous.” You say with a soft chuckle coming out.“And you’re beautiful,” he whispered, kissing your forehead. “Now go remind the world you’re my princess.”

You stepped out of the black Escalade with your group of three close girlfriends Ari, Tati, and May. All of them influencers, models, or streamers in their own right. But none of them had Agent00’s black card in their purse. From the moment you swiped it at the first boutique Fendi, her girls were stunned.

Tati who’s mouth is a bit open out of shocked, turned to you with a expression that only surprised, “Wait… is that—IS THAT AGENT’S BLACK CARD?!”

“Nah. That’s the card. The no-limit one. Girl, you livin’ the dream!” Ari who joined into the conversation soon after. May who also became part of the conversation soon after. “I’d be too scared to touch that card. I’d walk around with gloves on like it’s a sacred object.”

You just laughed, scanning the racks with a soft, satisfied grin. “He made me promise I wouldn’t use my own card. I literally tried and he was like, ‘absolutely not.’” “So he’s not just fine and tall—he’s romantic, generous, and loyal??” One of the girls chimed in.

They all cracked up as You tried on pieces and asked for opinions a mocha brown leather skirt, a sleek olive green bodycon dress, an oversized designer hoodie that went straight into the yes pile. With each swipe of the card, the cashier said, “Would you like to bag this or ship it to the address on file?” And you just smiled and said, “Ship it.”

“Girl, he really got you living like a little trophy wife.”

“And you didn’t even have to ask! He just gave it to you?”

You nodded, pulling your long H/c hair into a ponytail. “Yeah… I think he just likes spoiling me. I didn’t grow up like that, so it still surprises me.”

They all got quiet for a moment, watching her talk about him with that glow — the kind of glow you don’t fake. Not with money. Not with social media. Just real affection.

“He’s in love with you. I’ve never seen Agent smile like he does when you’re around.” Tati said as she offered you a kind smile. Ari came right beside you and put a her hand on your shoulder, “Remember when we saw that one stream and he kissed your forehead after you were eating cereal out the pot? That’s love.”

The employees knew Y/n and her girls were coming. They were escorted into a private room lined with velvet couches, champagne glasses, and curated displays.

Employee:

“Miss L/n, Mr. Muktar already called ahead. Whatever you like, we’ll take care of it.” May who’s mouth is wide than you could ever imagine from the amount of shocked that she is feeling,“OH. MY. GOD.”

“He called ahead?!” You just blushed and shook her head. “He’s ridiculous. But I can’t lie… I like it.”

They were walking out with over ten shopping bags, laughing like high schoolers skipping class.

The girls are now teasing you and saying little comments about this stunt that Agent pulled.

“My man still owes me gas money and you just left with a Dior saddle bag and new Yeezy boots.”

“I want an Agent00 in my life.”

“You deserve it, N/n. You really do. You’ve always been the softest one, and look — now you got someone who treats you like gold.”

Y/n’s Vlog – “Luxury Girl Day With My Girls 💕”

You posted everything — the bags, the black card, the fashion haul, your friends teasing you and hyping you up in the dressing room. The comments were blowing up.

“Agent better marry her at this point”

“The way she said ‘he told me not to use my own card’ so casually 😭”

“This is what we mean when we say spoil your girl”

“She’s glowingggggg omg”

Y/n got back to the house and dropped a few bags in the living room while Agent was streaming. He muted his mic when he saw you walk in. “Hey, princess,” he said with a smile, arms already open. You walked over and kissed him, whispering, “I didn’t even spend that much…”

He raised a brow. “You spent six racks at Louis Vuitton, three at Fendi, two at Saks, and another thousand at Sephora—” “Okay okay, I’ll make you a sandwich,” you laughed, sitting in his lap.

“I was about to say,” he grinned. “Might as well keep you fed while you spend my retirement.” You booped his nose. “You said I could.” “You right. You my girl. Spend it all.”

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Kai Cenat had an evil twin named Chai Cenat

[soobck]

⚓

[stablecore]

Partners In Crime

JasonTheWeen x streamer!reader

Summary: Day 2 of streamer university, you and Jason seem to be closer than ever, that just means more trouble.

Part 3 of my StreamerU mini series

Warnings: mentions of fighting, reader in bikini,flirting.

Not proof read

Day 2

It was 8am and Jason was first to wake up looking around the room to see if you were awake, he notices you with your blanket wrapped round your legs, his hoodie still swallowing you whole shaking his head with a muffled laugh he stands up still half asleep and starts talking to his stream. “Yo chat, good morning” as he reads the chat they’re telling him that he had missed optional gym “bro you don’t need to tell me I missed gym it was never happening okay?” He shakes his head yawning. As he kept reading the chat all he could see was your name being spammed “chat why are you spamming reader? She’s sleeping right there” turning his desktop camera to face you, the chat automatically spots that she’s still wearing his hoodie from last night.

Smiling he nods “yes chat she’s still in my hoodie what did you expect?” He looks over at you, his smile growing bigger with each second he stared at you. “Chat should I wake her up? I don’t want her to miss breakfast” the all start spamming yes, turning his camera to face you he slowly walks over, sitting on the edge of your bed his hand slowly goes up and down your arm.

“Reader wake up” all you do is groan turning to yourself to get closer to his body warmth, you slowly start to open your eyes, “Jay, what time is it?” He tells you the exact time, his hand moving to your back to start scratching it, you groan starting to close your eyes again, “Ron said he’s coming soon, yknow he’ll start pestering you if you don’t wake up” as soon as he said that you shoot up.

Looking at him you pout “this isn’t fair why do we have to go to class” leaning more into him, he lets you stay there for a while both quietly speaking to each other before a knock interrupts you both. Jason shouts that the door is open and all you see is Ron walking in looking like the moodiest person ever.

You crack a grin, patting your bed as he comes over and sits down he starts complaining about how little sleep he had, you couldn’t blame him for being annoyed he was rooming with a 13yr old. Soon after your conversation you and Jason stand up and get your outfits for today.

You were currently sat outside talking to your chat, you were supposed to be in class right now but due to the low bitrate and shit WiFi you decided to leave and sit in the sun for a while. Out of nowhere your chat starts telling you to run, you sit there confused “chat why do I need to run?”. Next minute you look up to see Kai sat across from you. You sheepishly smile “hey Dean Cenat” he just shakes his head disappointingly “reader where are you supposed to be right now?”

“Well I had class with rae but my bitrate was bad so I left” “you can’t just leave when you want” you look at him with a deadpan look “well what’s the point in streamer university if I can’t stream? I’m not going to class for fun especially if my stream won’t work” he doesn’t even reply to that standing up to leave but before he fully leaves he turns back round “my office 1:45pm don’t be late” you sat there confused “chat what the fuck have I done?”

It was around 1:30pm and you had decided to go wait outside Kai’s office, on the way you spot Lacy going the same direction as you “Lacy!” You shout, he looks behind him and smiles “Yooo Reader what’re you doing?” You catch up to him “I’ve got a meeting with Kai at 1:45” his eyes widen “bro same I thought I was gonna be the only one” You both keep walking until you hit the corner, you could hear speaking now you were wondering who else had this ‘meeting’ as you went round the corner you saw Jason and Ron.

Of course it’s you two. They look up and yell in surprise “Reader what’re you doing here?” You walk over to Jayson and sit on his lap, you throw one arm around his shoulder while his hands slip to your waist. “Well the Dean caught me before skipping because my stream was going to shut, I had like no bitrate and he told me I had to go for a meeting at 1:45” you shrug while explaining not bothering to even question the looks Ron and Lacy were making at each other.

Jason smiled “Ayyy we’re all in this together” you shake your head at his positive attitude “what do you guys think it’s about?” Ron replies to you instantly “we’ll chat are saying we’re getting expelled” your eyes widen “there’s no shot I’m getting expelled for skipping one class” there’s conversation soon switched to something else.

“When is fight night?” You and Jason both smile at each other, you had planned this yesterday and were messaging each other about it this morning. “Well we wanna do it after the pool party” you nod and add on to Jason’s answer “we’re gonna recruit people after this”.

The conversation kept flowing, then everybody else started to pile up waiting for these meetings, soon Cudi comes out and tells everybody to get in a line behind Lacy, you couldn’t help but smile, Cudi was like this huge teddy bear you wave at him “Hey Cudi how are you?” You ask smiling he nods at you giving you a small smile back “I’m good reader, I’m disappointed to see you standing here” you gasp “I’d like to say I’ve done nothing wrong” you shrug he just shakes his head at you the smile on his face giving him away, you knew he wasn’t annoyed.

Jason and Ron just stood behind you their mouths both dropping, since when did Cudi speak or like anybody?

Soon after Ron and Jason go in for their meetings, it was your turn, taking a deep breath you strut into the office arms speak wide “Mr Cenat how’re you doing on this fine day” he doesn’t reply and just pats the seat next to you, nodding you sit down.

“Reader why do you think you’re here?” You look at him “Right if this is about me skipping class, it was a one time thing there’s no reason to expel this girl over your shit WiFi” you shrug after giving him your answer, unable to hide his smile he shakes his head “reader you’re not getting expelled” you smile “oh yay!” He looks back at you “what happened yesterday with Haskell”

You huff “now that one wasn’t my fault all I was trying to do was walk to Jason when that idiot and the child with him threw a bucket of water on me so I chased his ass and got him back straight away” you looked proud of yourself. He nods at you “alright I believe you..now last question” you nod your head at him “ how is it rooming with Jason” you smile shaking your head “oh you messy bitch” he starts laughing at you “i think it’s great, he’s also great” he hums “is that all? Because I’ve been seeing these clips” you stand up smiling “thanks for your time Dean Cenat I will now be leaving” you bow before you go.

Deciding to try and scare the other people waiting in line, you thought you’d tell them you’ve been expelled. As you left his office you started shouting “I’ve been expelled!” Silky stops you as you try to walk past “wait what, reader you’ve been expelled” you nod at him pretending to wipe fake tears “all because I skipped class today.. if you’ve done worse than that I’d start thinking of an apology”

You see Jason outside waiting for you, as you walk up to him he starts asking if you’ve been expelled, you grab his hand pulling him away from the rest of the people waiting in line. “Jay did I fuck get expelled, I just wanted to scare the people in line, best way to do it is clip farming” you shrug, he shakes his head smiling at you “why am I not surprised” throwing his arm around you, you guys go and find contestants for fight night.

Currently you were at the pool party, trying to find somebody who would get into the pool with you, soon you spot Ron. “Mr Cherry Hill will you get into the pool with me? I wanna play mermaids and we can dive off the board” you practically beg, he had a thoughtful look on his face and shrugs “sure, I’m sure Boba would kill me if I said no” you smile she 100% would she’s literally your best friend which meant you were just as close with Ron, a sibling bond had been made over time.

After a while of playing in the pool with Ron you spot Jason walking in, you start shouting at him “Jay come here and bring a towel please” he smiles as soon as he heard you, walking over with the towel he helps you out the pool wrapping you up in the towel, “thank you” you say your jaw chattering, Jason currently stood there speechless, you looked for house wet dripping hair, burgundy bikini fitting your body just right.

He look mesmerised, quickly he shook his thoughts away as he saw you speaking to him “How long until fight night?” He tells you that it was 30 mins away, you both decide to leave so you had time to get everything and start the night up. As soon as you stepped outside you started to shiver, Jason soon realised wrapping his arm around you and pulling you into his side trying to keep you warm, you feel your cheeks warming up no makeup to cover them this time “thanks Jay”

It was now time for fight night, it had took you and Jason a while to find a room that the Dean wouldn’t be able to find quickly, you and Jason stood in between the first fighters of the night, you were wearing a gym set and an unbuttoned referee shirt while Jason had on shorts and a referee shirt. The rounds went pretty quick you and Jason stepping in when needing too, making sure nobody was truly hurt.

A few people were left in the room when Max heard Kai coming quickly he shoved you and a shirtless Jason into a cubicle chair trying to hide you guys, Jason had sat down first with you on his lap both quickly faking a conversation with agent. Kai was quick to find you, he had come with the whole police department. Shaking his head he says “arrest them both”

Fanum picked you up off Jason and handcuffed you while you were quick to try and disagree with Kai “cmon we haven’t done anything I promise” he tutted “oh so I wasn’t you guys who planned the fight night?” You act shocked “pffft what??? We would never all we were doing was roll playing referees” that was the worst excuse you could’ve thought of but your mind went blank and you had to say something.

Now they had you and Jason handcuffed they brought you to the station both hanging you heads low as they played music adding to the scene of it all. Finally you get there and the immediately separate you both, Jason going first for his pictures on his own then with Kai and Fanum, then grabbing you and doing the same, you made the best of it and made sure you looked cute. You look at Kai and ask “can you let me and Jason get a few together” he sighed but agreed, now you were cheesing.

Grabbing Jason he puts his cuffed hands over your chest as you lean back into him, Jason was smirking at the camera while you were pulling a shocked face, next picture you went on your tippy toes and kissing him on the cheek while Jason automatically smiled. They were cute candid photos for memories.

You and Jason had winded up into prison, and within 5 minutes you were knocked out fast asleep, you had done some much today you weren’t surprised at all. Jason then wakes you up saying we were bailed out, I look around the room and spot Wardrobe and Max which just sent me into confusion, not bothering to ask you leave with Jason and walk to your room looking like a zombie, you were now more awake once you got to the room, so you and Jason stayed up for a while longer finishing on a desk top stream before you both decided to head to head, you quickly squeeze his hand, let go and get comfy in your bed.

[themuseinmuseum]

give me a summer love pls