Monkey's Paw

I hate being an artist and I hate all of you.

[baransgf]

[lobonegroink]

In my next DND campaign I'll be playing as the bard eros Escobar and his homies while he builds his latin gang from the ground up selling a new drug he named skooma and killing those in power who won't join him.

[do-not-u-dare]

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[lobonegroink]

*you now can rest at the bonfire*

[radical-revolution]

[cranberry-branflakes]

another reason why school is so fucked up is because you put so much stress on teenagers that they don't want to wake up the next day. they dread going to school. that shouldn't happen!! ever!! not at 14 or 30 or any age!! if you are not happy where you are, you shouldn't be there! if you don't like your job, you can leave! we can't! we can't change to something happier, we're just stuck in the same place that makes us wake up in the morning wishing we hadn't.

that. is. not. healthy.

[lobonegroink]

Sure. Isn't like we will go hungry if we leave our jobs. Rent? What's that,?

[cranberry-branflakes]

oh fuck OFF thats clearly not what i fucking meant. ive had so many people like you and im losing my patience.

if you dont agree with this post, fucking MOVE ON. YOU DONT HAVE TO REBLOG IT.

[lobonegroink]

You don't have any patience my friend. You are a whinning executioner master of his own downfall. We all have it tough in this world of stupid, useless monkeys who think they are smart because they know how to read (sometimes), no need to make yourself into a hopeless victim that just have it worse. All and all, I genuinely hope you get better. You don't have to reblog.

[lobonegroink]

Dying and going to hell and the first thing the devil tells me is that my work is impressive, my commitment inspiring and that I start tomorrow.

[lobonegroink]

Call me 'facts' because I'm always in Ben Shapiro's mouth.

[cranberry-branflakes]

another reason why school is so fucked up is because you put so much stress on teenagers that they don't want to wake up the next day. they dread going to school. that shouldn't happen!! ever!! not at 14 or 30 or any age!! if you are not happy where you are, you shouldn't be there! if you don't like your job, you can leave! we can't! we can't change to something happier, we're just stuck in the same place that makes us wake up in the morning wishing we hadn't.

that. is. not. healthy.

[lobonegroink]

Sure. Isn't like we will go hungry if we leave our jobs. Rent? What's that,?

[lobonegroink]

Sometimes I'm in line, minding my own business, when a nice piece of sexy dilf ass stands before me and against all my better judgement, It remains unslapped; it's giggle mechanics untested.

[radical-revolution]

[lobonegroink]

... I mean this in the nicest way I can... If you believe this, read a book sometime. An audiobook if you don't know how.

[kutie106]

I HATE NONCHALANT CULTURE!!! BE CHALANT!!! BE ANIMATED!! MOVE LIKE A CARTOON CHARACTER FOR ALL I CARE! LIFE IS TOO SHORT TO WASTE ON BEING BORING FOR THE SAKE OF NORMALCY!!! CRINGE IS NOT REAL IT CANT HURT YOU!! BE EXPRESSIVE PLEASE!!!

[lobonegroink]

Too much work

[whatthekoi-deactivated20260510]

i hate seeing a funny post and the user is deactivated. i like your funny words jester why would you end it all

[lobonegroink]

Tumblr Porncalypse 2015

[local-f1sh]

do you guys ever stutter so bad you have to ragequit your sentence

[lobonegroink]

No. I laughcontinue.

[nightcolorz-deactivated20260424]

whenever I see the occasional critic that the Dean (community) is problematic lgbtq representation I think of that scene in the last episode of the show where Britta tells her hypothetical pitch for a season 7 where she says if she made their lives a show she’d change the Dean from an insane queer man with a gender and sexual identity that is apparently so complex he refuses to explain it to anyone or identify with any particular lgbtq label to a cisnormative trans woman and cut out “all that other stuff” to make the Dean more positively representative of what most normal queer ppl r like and the Dean looks aghast and horrified as if he was just called every slur in the span of a minute bcus someone literally just casually said to his face that she would choose to make his identity and personality more palatable and easy to understand so that the lgbtq community won’t get a bed rep bcus in a show he’d be “bad representation”. Like lmfao 10/10 no notes. Community really said unproblematic lgbtq representation meant to make the community look good has so many more offensive implications then insane queer characters who don’t give a shit and that’s on period

[lobonegroink]

Exactly. Besides, the man is hilarious.

[lobonegroink]

Most creatives I've seen just mimic something already existing in fear making real art. They draw the same bland fucking face or place over and over again like a stupid ass parrot mimicking human speech. Not an inch of introspection just a combination of arrogance and immature resignation on not stepping on people's toes. Our ideas are made to be bought and cheapen as a result and we police the ideas of others, so their art is as lifeless.

We creatives talk about AI stealing our jobs, like the parasitic waste of space we call CEOs and executives hadn't done that already under our fucking noses for years, and we just sat like little stupid corporate slaves and took it ... or worse... joined them. Maybe, when AI leaves us all unemployed, we will grow the fucking spine to make art that means something.

I support that. I hope AI take over "artists" jobs because that will free our art from the clutches of capitalism. I want people drawing dicks, vaginas, mangles of bodies and concepts so abstract, so real, it will attack the very soul of all who sees it. I want to see shit so human it will turn any AI learning from it into a clinically depressed alcoholic. The ultimate fuck you to corporate Amerikkka.

Until then, fuck artists! I'm team AI destroying humanity.

[skyhigh-tree]

going to “omg you’re such a pervert” my way into some gross and unethical sex

[lobonegroink]

"Oh! You are a nasty one." I said, with a wide smile.

[foodffs]

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