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Tundras but they have teeth everywhere except their mouths

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scroll of origin, makes 2 dragons eligible to breed your new progenitors. parents are set to none and old progenitors get exiled. you need 1 scroll for each progen

scroll of adoption, changes a dragon's parentage. works on gen1s

scroll of estrangement, removes a parent/offspring from your dragon's lineage

scroll of infidelity, randomly picks a different dragon from your lair for your nesting dragons to breed with

scroll of marriage/partnership/friendship, adds a spouse/partner/best friend to your dragon's lineage

inspired by the (real) scroll of divorce cause i thought it was hilarious

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#okay but like people would stop complaining about unnamed babies this way #just banish them from your fucking ancestry. problem solved #i would abuse scroll of adoption for lore reasons. i would abuse it so much #i'm now genuinely mad this will never happen #also ''old progenitors get exiled'' is destroying me right now WHY is that so funny

badfrideas

If your Aethers are starving, they might eat the book items in your hoard.

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#let them or else

dramarising

I hate this. I hate this so much. Are you FUCKING kidding me, S from Plague?! You wasted a perfectly good XXX dragon. I wanted this dragon. I saw it in the auction house and was saving the money for it. It was 25 gems, which yeah is pretty expensive but I guess worth it for a triple color I guess. But I come back to find that he’s already been bought!! Ok, whatever, someone beet me to him…but then I see that THIS is what they did to him?!?!! Why not let someone who wants to give it good lore and actual nice apparel have it?! Instead you hog it and give it a shitty name and cover it in shitty purple apparel for your little joke. What, is this dragon just some kind of meme or something to you?! I sure wish I could have the treasure and gems to just throw away on a perfectly good triple color irifacebelly dragon for no reason other than to turn it into a shitty joke. You probably did this to spite me and players like me! Buy the fancy dragons we want just to turn them into dumb jokes?! FUCK YOU!

suprememeep

he purble

badfrideas

he purble

#the L E G E N D #lmfao imagine a time when 25 gems wasn't pocket change

badfrideas

staff removes male tundra manes to be compliant with their own "no pubic hair" rule

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lobotomycorp-fr

@ people in the comments lion manes are lion pubes, pretty sure a parallel is being drawn here lmao

#all i can think of is that one post with the shaved tundra looking like zeke now thanks

badfrideas

you know that selection menu in gathering letting you select which element you want to gather in? it changes positions based on dominance rankings.

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#op this is horrible you're hired

badfrideas

next wavecrest saturnalia apparel is just a fish bowl

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#ok but if staff does this we WILL make a klaus from american dad fandragon

badfrideas

The light ancient is just the Emperor dragon. Every time you exalt three or more imperials of different elements in a row there's a chance one will spawn in your den

#i would spam the hell out of this my guy #only a bad idea in the sense of it'd give me another reason to hate myself for spending inordinate amounts of money on dragons

draconic-friend

found the C OOLEST template ever that lets me make a bio look like a wiki page???

I have to write it afterwards but TELL ME THAT DOESNT LOOK COOL AS HELL

#oh I'm gonna use this when I have braincells again

articulated-everlux-figurine

there's probably someone else who grabbed this, but just in case no one noticed it yet: There's apparently a new background for empty profiles, that displays a bunch of cool books and is semi-transparent.