Akatsuka's #1 Bug Expert!

((Indie RP blog for an Osomatsu-San OC named Emi Sasaki.))

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((I’m thinking of revitalizing this blog but just making it like a regular OC blog since no one really roleplays ososmatsu stuff anymore))

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bug piss

If you’re trying to ask me whether or not insects urinate, they don’t actually... The closest thing I can think of to something like that is the honeydew that some insects make but I guess that doesn’t really count.

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ohh piss sip sip sup sip

...I’m not sure I understand...

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Goodness, apologies for not posing in such a long time, I guess I got a bit busy with my studies. I hope you’re all having a wonderful holiday this year!

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((Sorry the blog is still active I’m just trying to get traction, maybe once season 2 starts it’ll be easier to find rp? Also feel free to hit me up on my main blog Nutastic if you wanna discuss rp things outisde of tumblr))

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((Closed started for @ojimatsu))

Emi had had a rather exhausting day. Since Summer had started she’d been helping with camp counseling for the Akatsuka forest rangers, teaching the kids about the forest and helping them earn their merits. While she did love teaching the kids, it definitely left her incredibly tired in the evenings. She hadn’t even had time to change out of her Assistant Ranger uniform and looked like she had seen better days given her even more tired expression than usual.

She was carrying her trusty travel bag that she almost always had with her containing all her interesting finds and field journals, as well as her wallet of course. She decided on the way home she should try stopping in a convenience store to see if they had any energy drinks or health bars to help her on the way back home.

She walked in and made her way towards a display of health bars, looking over them carefully to see if there were any that piqued her interest.

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😍 - Your crush just passed right by you! How awkward are you about trying to make conversation?

Well... I can’t really remember the last time I had a crush on anyone but I think if I ran into someone I had feelings for I’d just try to be myself. People tell me I’m really good at keeping calm and that I have a good “poker face”, sometimes to the point of being impossible to read... Haha, now that I think about it, I don’t think someone would know if I liked them unless I told them directly!

I’ve gotten so used to just staying calm no matter what situation that I figure I’d be able to have a nice conversation with them without any issues, I don’t exactly fluster easily, aha...

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After a silence of about five minutes while she processes...

Ah! I get it! Todomatsu-san, you’re so funny! You’ve always been really good at doing clever things with words to mean different things! Uh.. Wordplay! That’s it! Your jokes are also very cute so I think it would reach a wide audience! Where do you come up with these ideas? They’re really good!

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💢 - What frustrates you more than anything?

Ohh… People tell me I don’t get frustrated easily but… I have to admit, when people don’t acknowledge the importance of bugs on our planet or when people treat mother nature poorly, I feel… Yes, I guess frustrated would be the right word. I understand many people are frightened of bugs and nature but I still think you can appreciate what they do for the planet from a distance if that’s the case.

🍜 - Carnivore/Pescatarian/Vegetarian/Vegan/Other? What kind of diet do you have?

Well, I suppose ominvore would be the best descriptor, though I mainly eat grains and vegetables. I’m not adverse to eating meat though, but I’m not a fan of pork or seafood. Just regular red meat usually does the trick for me… Oh! And chicken! Chicken’s good!

I also eat bugs sometimes! Not off the ground of course but bugs that have been lovingly prepared for consumption. It’s actually quite popular over here! In Japan I mean…

😈 - What’s your favorite cuss word?

Favorite cuss word? Oh well… I don’t really like using rude language, it just doesn’t seem… Right? When I say those sorts of things, anyways. Usually cussing involves adding certain words to other words to make them sound more angry, I just don’t have that sort of energy I guess. I may have used ‘stupid!’ once or twice when I stubbed my toe or something but I think that’s about as rude as my language gets…

📺 - What’s your favorite TV show? What’s your favorite genre?

I like nature documentaries, especially bug-centric ones. I watch a lot of subtitled BBC nature documentaries. I just really like informative animal-centric shows! Or shows that teach you something about the world around us… I guess educational television? I don’t really watch TV too much though to be honest…

🍀 - Do you carry a good luck charm? Do you believe in luck?

I know it probably doesn’t have any scientific merit but I’ll sometimes carry around little things that remind me of people I love to… Invite? Good fortune. I don’t really think about it like good luck or bad luck, just… If you keep love in your heart and on your mind, good things will happen to you! I think of it like that!

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Well… I really like sweets that have sort of a natural vibe to them. I like herbal things like green tea flavored treats but I also like chocolate! It’s hard to say what my favorite is though… Something that you can easily carry around and eat on the go I suppose! Or maybe a granola bar… Trail mix? I’m having a tough time deciding!

You know who loves sweets even more than me though? Bugs!

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✘ = hugging them . Δ = playing with their hair .  ❤ = kissing them .  ₪ =  asking them out for dinner . ☀ = giving them a gift of ___ ( asker’s choice ) . ♘ = stabbing them . ♕ = bowing down before them . ♒ = lying to them .   ✿ = buying them flowers . ☾ = being found shirtless . ♢ = reading them a story . ☂ = giving them their jumper to keep warm . ✎ = speaking in a different language . ✏ = teaching them a different language . ▄ = telling them a joke . ♬ = singing to them . ☹ = insulting a loved one . ஐ = slapping them . ✂ = threatening them . ❃ = dancing with them . ▤ = falling asleep on them . ☮ = waking them up after a nightmare .  ♣ = discovering them crying .  回 = patching a wound .  ✮ = stargazing . ▓ = caught stealing their belongings . ☽ = wandering alone at night . ♡ = complimenting them . ≡ = offering a place to stay overnight . ☢ = falling over . ✦ = being well-dressed . ❂ = wiping blood off their face . ◎ = taking care of them while ill . ☁ = being caught in the middle a storm with them . ⇕ = holding their hand . ↱ = being lost with them . ☠ = pushing them against a wall .

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Get to know my character through an ask!

🍰 - What is their favorite type of dessert or sweet? 🐢 - What type of animal would they keep for a pet? 🐙 - They are crossing the ocean. What are the circumstances and how did they get there? 🌎 - If money were no object, where would they live and what would they do with their life? (Ex: entrepreneur, playboy, philanthropist, etc) 🎂 - Do they celebrate their birthday? 🎓 - Are they well-educated? 📬 - A mysterious letter has just been found in their mailbox. How does your character react? Who would it be from? ⌚ - Is your character punctual or procrastinator? 💰 - Your character just found a fat sack of gold on a bench. What do they do with it? 👙 - Is your character trendy or do they just not give a damn? 🎠 - Your character is at the carnival. What kinds of rides or games do they check out to entertain themselves? 🔮 - Your character is having their future told by someone pretty shady. Do they call the fortune teller out or just roll with it? 🎃 - What is your character’s favorite holiday? 🎶 - What would your character say about your personal taste in music? 💒 - Does your character want marriage or a lifelong commitment? ♓ - Hey baby, what’s your sign? What would your character’s zodiac sign be and what qualities do they carry to make them fall under that sign? 🚼 - Does your character have or want kids? ⚠ - What has your character almost done that made someone talk them out of or convince them not to do it? ♿ - Is your character in some way handicapped? (This includes physical, emotional, and mental.) 💊 - Is your character on medication? If so, why? 🌞🌜 - Is your character an early bird or night owl? What makes them that way? 📚 - Does your character read? 📓 - If your character keeps a journal, what is the most secret thought they keep in it? 📰 - An obituary for your character was found in the local paper this morning. What did it say? 💢 - What frustrates your character more than anything? ✌ - Your character just made a trespass against someone else, how would they go about righting it given the chance? Or would they at all? 🍴 - What is the absolute worst meal your character has ever eaten? Were they verbal about it or did they just not say anything? 🍜 - Carnivore/Pescatarian/Vegetarian/Vegan/Other? What kind of diet does your character have? 💋 - Your character was just kissed by someone they can’t stand. Why and how did it happen? 😇 - What was your character’s last good deed? 😁 - Someone just tripped and fell in front of your character. Do they laugh or help the person up? 😨 - Your character just broke wind in public. Do they try to hide it or own up to it? 😍 - Your character’s lust object just passed right by them. How awkward do they get as they try to make conversation? 😒 - “Ugh! Not him/her/them/it again.” How does your character react to annoying people? 😂 - Your character is moved to tears. What’s a kindness that another showed to them? 😄 - What has ever made your character laugh so hard that they almost passed out? 😈 - What’s your character’s favorite cuss word? 😏 - Is your character having a dirty thought right now? 🍺 - Cheers! What is your character’s favorite alcoholic beverage? What was the last thing they got smashed off of? 💫 - Your character is suffering memory loss after being knocked unconscious. What happens afterwards and how did it happen? 💡 - What is the best idea your character ever had? 💍 - Does your character wear any type of jewelry? ⛪ - Is your character religious or spiritual in anyway? 🎱 - Your character and a talking raccoon walk into a bar… 📼 - An interrogation tape emerges regarding a recent interview with your character. What are they being questioned for? 👟 - Is your character into personal fitness? If so, what’s their exercise routine? 📺 - What would your character’s favorite TV show be? What’s their favorite genre? 

🍀 - Does your character carry a good luck charm? Do they believe in luck?

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((Hello! I’m still setting things up a bit but I’ll have a promo post up soon! I can’t wait to get back to roleplaying Emi!!))

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[Miyabi and @localbugexpert as a devil and angel bc we were talking about their personalities some and emi is just…. a very good girl….]

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