Made Of Stardust, Filled With Teeth

The sexiest hologram on the gravitational horizon

[frogandtoadpdf]

despicable me ruined the word minion whenever i become a supervillain im just going to have to call them my homies or whatever

[lucifer-just-needs-a-hug]

Try being in a group of ten or more Jewish adults 😔

[frogandtoadpdf]

hang on i need to ask some of my jewish friends smth

[frogandtoadpdf]

yeah this is funny

[morphimus]

[glumshoe]

я не говорю по-русски, но вы возьмете свою странную фотографию лошади, и вам это понравится, мудак.

[lilnasxvevo]

что, черт возьми?

[glumshoe]

я не знаю, что происходит. Я устал и использую онлайн-переводчиков для подделки поддельных русских подписей. Я боюсь, как быстро мои родители стареют.

[narwhalsarefalling]

Я не верю, что ваши предки быстро возрастут, если вы продолжаете смотреть на них. ибо время - это река, которая течет, как море, и не берет ни одного заключенного. доверяете ли вы тому, что говорят вам пальцы? освободить их

[drinkingcherrysyrup]

Наконец-то люди говорят на нормальном языке 

[narwhalsarefalling]

ах, другой, кто говорит на высшем языке! я рад вас встретить. я также боюсь, как быстро мои пальцы ног упадут и боятся за будущее моего младшего брата

[enlightenedrobot]

Я призываю древних демонов. и откладывать на поверхность земли. Истребите человеческие отходы, как те, которые у них есть; пировать их мозги, как поп-пироги прямо из сумки.

[glumshoe]

кто-нибудь в этой теме курил сорняк?

[bunnymoon-phase]

[onegianthand]

The woods

[crowclubkaz]

[alienpapacy]

Stoner milfs are unionizing

[skarchomp]

[bbdeathz]

[shiny-rhydon]

girls night out

[dragongirltitties]

mutuals do this

[bace-jeleren]

Me and the squad after we get out of quarantine

[desolationlesbian]

do you think there’s ever been a point in the avatar cycle where everyone was just waiting for them to pop up in one of the water tribes, but instead they reincarnated into one of those waterbending swamp hicks in the earth kingdom? because I really like the idea of a swamp avatar with a little leaf hat and a southern drawl.

[madtumbleson]

so apparently with the tribes that have, like, discrete sites of power, the Avatar would rotate where they were born. Which for Air meant it would go something like Northern->Western->Southern->Eastern, and for the water tribe meant it would alternate between North and South, which is part of why the Southern Tribe had been so depleted; Sozin knew that was where the next Avatar would be born.

but. The swamp is ABSURDLY connected to the spirit world, and definitely should have gone into the rotation, and I’m just. Just imagining. An AU where Aang didn’t make it and Sozin just assumed the Southern tribe was next and anyway twenty years later this goddamn fully realized hick from the sticks Avatar emerges from the swamp and puts the hurting on the fire nation.

[fieryartemispublications]

Instead of a polar bear dog or whatever, their animal companion is an alligator.

[my-insanity-is-an-artform]

I see your ‘Aang didn’t make it’ au and raise you

KORRA FROM THE SWAMP TRIBE AU

[locuas642]

The last airbender: the legend of Florida Woman

[azulas]

— …This place…is weird.

[charlesoberonn]

All the animals in the Avatar world are hybrid of two real animals.

The only “animals” that aren’t hybrids are the spirits

And Kuei’s pet bear

You draw your own conclusions.

[im-just-here-for-the-comments]

dont forget the herbalist’s cat

[sarahseeandersen]

[ethicalmemes]

I try to find their passions interesting #EthicalMemes

[apathetic-revenant]

we’ve got tv shows about people who pretend to be psychic but are just really observant. I want a tv show about someone who’s actually psychic but has to pretend to just be really observant.

[apathetic-revenant]

the main character is just constantly having to bullshit their way through improbable Holmes-style deductions to explain how they know all the things that they’ve accidentally divined

[if-i-was-a-wyrm]

lucifer

[lesbiantiana]

witches in old fairytales had the right idea. living alone, unmarried, in the middle of the woods, and if a hero stumbled across their cottage they’re like “maybe I’ll give you a magical token to help you out. maybe I’ll fuck up your entire life. depends :)”

[1-800-ghost-dance]

[ruinedchildhood]

This hits different in 2020…

[prole-log]

[blood-trip-god]

For those that dont do large numbers that says 6 TRILLION DOLLARS

[championoftheravenqueen]

Hold on I just thought a way to get Karens to wear masks. One sec I need to make something

[championoftheravenqueen]

really shitty graphic design but you get the idea

[thatdisasterauthor]

I love when we accidentally reinvent things.

[valtsv]

i went to the farmer's market and everyone there complimented me and looked at me with appreciation and lust in their eyes. idk why i'm telling you this though they didn't even mention you.

[valtsv]

i can't decide which one of these is my favorite reply

[pinkmanage]

look, I’m a simple woman, i just want villains and heroes in love with each other and pissed off about it