Local Dryad Freak

~ NSFT WARNING | 18+ thanks girlies ~ I am a timeless extra plainer being of formless matter and glitter. I am nothing and everything but ig for now I’m she/they

[windows1995]

did anybody else get the slut autism

[through-the-heathers]

@localdryadfaggot

[localdryadfaggot]

Thanks baby girl 💋

[localdryadfaggot]

Dear science side of tumblr.

Why??

How??

Thank you for your consideration.

[simp4frogs]

was that the bite of ‘87???

cross stitch of markiplier and fnaf by me!!

[sleepingkittenz]

࿐ funtime foxy stimboard …

requested by: @ciirclezz .

.・。.・゜✭・.

requests open

[notyourmasc06]

Weird girls have the best pussy

[localdryadfaggot]

There’s a flower shaped pit in my heart and I’m not sure what to do about it anymore

[localdryadfaggot]

AHHHHHhhhHHhhhHHHHHHHH

[localdryadfaggot]

Weed, cat, new hunger games book, and a six pack of white claws. This is what makes life worth living

[papayajuan2019]

the world is running out of glassblowers and yet you want to become a fucking doctor

[sniperserpent]

One of the most jarring moments of my university education was in a physics class when I was given a device that measures gravity and was told “this cost the university sixteen thousand dollars, but the only glass blower in the world who could make the glass springs inside it died so it’s literally irreplaceable. If you drop it those springs will shatter. Go fuck around with it for a day and take some measurements”

[nothingbutthedreams]

In the UK there's a thing called the endangered crafts list which I highly recommend if you fancy discovering some crafts you never even knew existed. Scientific and optical instrument making is considered 'critically endangered' and glassworking (scientific glassware) is just considered endangered, which is for 'crafts with a shrinking market share, an ageing demographic or crafts with a declining number of practitioners.' There's some other crafts in that category which are easier to teach yourself or go to classes on that list, like lithography, marbling or block printing on fabric, so it might be worth considering those if you're looking for something to try.

[localdryadfaggot]

Oh how women are undone by me showing a little thigh…

[localdryadfaggot]

The world is imploding and I’m ordering stickers

[anti-des]

It’s been too long since any hot femmes have done surgery on me

[nice-worm-deactivated20200906]

reblog the money pigeon for a financially stable future

[secondlina]

I reblog  the money pigeon because I love him.

[certifieddudette]

My luck levels have been rigged since the new year started and it seems to be infectious… reblogging for yall’s sake

[feel-the-fire]

I reblog the pigeon because pigeons are beautiful and deserve retribution since man betrayed them

[662607015]

having a freeze response to stress is so funny in the context of normal adult stressors. millions of years of evolution are trying to tell me that the email will not find me if i stay very still and do nothing

[magentasnoodle]

we usually think of mood as a scale from 1-5, but there's actually a negative scale too, where the frown turns back into a smile, but just a little insane !

[synthient]

X

[localdryadfaggot]

Just me and my gross big toe walking through this world alone