local grandma

feed me bread

[unstablecryptid]

It's almost that time of year fellas

[detectivehole]

i'm not actually mad i just like the comedic delivery of righteous but pointless anger

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

"he is not my president" bumper sticker with a picture of some random guy that has never been president

[cw23-47]

[death-420]

Warm bread. You agree. Reblog

[localgrandma]

[foreveralone-lyguy]

[foreveralone-lyguy]

I like to slip subliminal messages go out with me into all of my text posts

[pyropotter]

You are angry about something. “Clam down,” I text you. You assume I have made a typo, but in fact I am holding a small soldier clam in my hands. He died so young. War is hell

[nstoner]

[gameraboy]

[officialunitedstates]

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free:  pouring river water in your socks

[evilscum-deactivated20160223]

why would i do that lmao

[officialunitedstates]

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

if I was a wizard I suppose I would keep sandwiches inside of my pointy hat

[gothicprep]

no offense but I’ve never gotten over anything that’s happened to me in my life

[opallbeifong]

How could I possibly choose

[its1130andtheclubisjumping-deac]

someone *hurts me emotionally*

me “lmao!! omg”

[thehopefulquotes]

“Do the best you can until you know better. Then when you know better, do better.”

— Maya Angelou