[bringmetothe-pilot]

No cops at Pride, just Elton John with his Gucci shirt and a knife

[pinballwizzer]

no cops just elton john with his elton john brass knuckes

[sjhamart]

happy pride, everyone

[mytalkingraccoon]

pov elton john finds you 

[gandalfs-mommy-milkers]

pov ur a cop at pride

[yellowmonday-deactivated2022120]

you can make jokes about asexuality that aren’t derogatory

[yellowmonday-deactivated2022120]

no notes

[localmoronicdisaster]

it just kinda hit me that the world is never going to be kind to us

[localmoronicdisaster]

does anyone else remember that brief moment when the feed cut out during the inauguration last year because i really thought i was about to witness the president of the united states get assassinated on live tv

[filthyprotozoan]

there is no “gay people music” we arent a monolith and we all have different taste. except for that rasputin song.

[localmoronicdisaster]

do you ever get someone liking one of your old posts and wonder how fucking deep in a tag they had to be to find it

[localmoronicdisaster]

what the fuck do you MEAN there are 107 of you following me here what the hell are y’all even doing??? i have a funny thought maybe once a year after a blood sacrifice other than that it’s just reblogs and weird vibes

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

I haven't seen dancing pumpkin guy ONCE this year, are you guys okay?

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

FINE! I'll do it myself

[goatpaste]

Attacka

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[goatpaste]

Oh good glad to hear

[goatpaste]

in honor of this becoming a world heritage post or whatever

a long awaited squeakquel i meant to make months and months ago

[goatpaste]

to everyone in the tags with the “homophonic bowser” “so long gay bowser” and  “love DOESNt win”

your all wrong, bowser is just already in a committed relationship

[goatpaste]

to everyone saying mario is a homewrecker, heres the truth

they just have the same taste

[goatpaste]

for some reason yall have stuck around this long so now your gonna get the MOST self indulgent sammi posting with the awnser to this

we go back to 2014 when i first watch that shitty live action mario movie, it was so bad i loved it so much. i knew it sucked but i was SO into it i loved it so much

and i specifically had a small crush on the lady who played the character big bertha, who was based on a one off comic character who was a giant cheep cheep who had a crush on mario. and in the movie was was also into mario. and let me tell you 14-15 year old cringe ass sammi drew SO much fanart of her as a mermaid who was in love with mario

so this one goes out to little crange ass baby nae nae sammi 

mario and his giant spikey mermaid gf

[datkooby]

[gayelectro]

Hey OP, I hope you know that this went from an amazing post to literally the best post on this site

[worldheritageposts-official]

World Heritage Post

[goatpaste]

Two time award winning post

[localmoronicdisaster]

sometimes i remember that the boomers are the same people that were at woodstock and calling for equality and burning their draft cards and i get so upset because i don’t want to be that jaded and horrific when i’m old and i wonder if a lot of them had the same thought i’m having now

[wildlifewednesdays]

A porcupine’s Halloween present (+ original sound effects)

[docwithtardisfez]

I had no idea giant porcupines made fucking precious sounds

[11213372-deactivated20160412]

[nightonblogmountain]

THAT’S THE SOUND IT MAKES!?!?!?

UN-BE-FUCKING-LIEVABLE 

[why-animals-do-the-thing]

We got asked if this is cute and okay. I can very happily say yes, this is stupid cute and those are happy porcupine noises. 

One of my favorite things about doing zoo work was all the noises you never realize the animals make when they’re excited or interested in a new thing. Coatimundis squeak and snuffle, and giant porcupines make that sound. 

[typhoidmeri]

Omgggg the sounds.

[gigi-tastic]

Teddy is back on my dash and all is right with the world

[bears-official]

WE ALMOST TO OCTOBRE POST OF PUNKINBEARS

[wafflebloggies]

HI TEDDY I MISSED YOU

[roseyrex]

[bluescluesposting]

I’M SORRY I’M JUST SWEATING FROM MY EYES

[luvfrommars-deactivated20211011]

SOBBING SO BAD

[babyjordy-deactivated20220722]

[chrissongzzz]

[milky-katzchen]

They tried it

[shining-wizard]

Don’t think that my boy Andy doesn’t know that neither

[thewayistare]

he said i won’t get dragged on y’alls behalf

[futuristicballoondream-deactiva]

Aslo This:

[candiikismet]

👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

[isitahairbrush]

He drinks his respect women juice

[nightcoremoon]

I’d say something like he drinks respect black women juice but I mean respect women juice and respect black women juice are the same flavor of juice. the same delicious flavor

[prismatic-bell]

Also: this is an important way to be an advocate and use your privilege.

Even if these interviewers play it off this time, they won’t again, because they know he’ll call them out.

All it takes is saying “that’s not cool.”

[awwww-cute]

[localmoronicdisaster]

shoutout to all the bitches still giving kudos on my ancient AO3 works good on you for still openly admitting to liking hetalia in the year of our lord 2021

[shockpine]