You're in the know, right?

ACAB ☆ terfs can fuck off and die ☆ 29 ☆ ISFP-A ☆ jojo thot ☆ my gender is wizard airbrushed onto the side of a van

[syn4k]

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

[joyflameball]

[redstonedust]

you'll spend so long in deep discussions of gender online and then go talk to someone in your real life family and find out they still havent gotten past "women can be good at things" and its like oh okay jesus christ i forgot some people are still on the baby steps huh

[allegedly-human]

nothing is more tumblr than having a tumblr sexyman wiki and then warn you to not find some of those men sexy because it's problematic

[bruzum]

[gunsandfireandshit]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

interesting kink assortment on the dash

[evilwizard]

put on my leitmotif bro i feel a monologue coming on

[squidkidghoul]

Oops, accidentally put on the version that turns into a dramatic reprise of the main heroes theme halfway through. That’s probably fine, right?

[evilwizard]

you motherfucker…

[yenthecat]

Now is my moment...!

[alnitaks]

starry.eyed.stitcher

[princecroutons]

👽 visitor from another planet

[thats-a-cat]

that's a cat ✅️

[princecroutons]

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

I'm not sure anymore ... this is really scary ...

[dogpuppy]

[parkchanwoohoo]

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

my corner store guy is a 50 year old man who's my best friend in the world and recently he was like "you're too pretty to be single I have some nephews you should meet. very handsome!" and I was like "a niece might be more up my alley" and he just got more excited and said "ah even better! I was overselling my nephews but my nieces are very beautiful"

[caustic-pixie]

OP the tags!!

[geniusoflove]

good god when the mr clean magic eraser hits the stove......

[proheromidoriyashouto]

the panties hit the floor

[geniusoflove]

you know it brother

[an-american-whore]

Cant tell you how many times I rawd*gged my husband after I caught him using a magic eraser to clean the pasta sauce I burned onto the burner like some kind of primordial insect

[geniusoflove]

you know what i wish you would tell me

[cheerio-charcuterie-board]

How it feels to take a shower

[weepingwidar]

Nicko Cecchini (Canadian, d.o.b. unknown) - Castle Walls Lead Me to Despair (2026)

[my-fucking-reblogs]

ts 😭 @m-ozzy

[m-ozzy]

WHAT 😭

[my-fucking-reblogs]

😭 LMFAOOOO THATS THE KNIGHT PAINTING THING

[m-ozzy]

IM GONNA DIE BRU 😭😭😭😭😭

[my-fucking-reblogs]

WELL OBV I DIDNT MEAN CHAINMAIL UNDERWEAR OR HIS ASS OUT BUT THE GIST OF IT OKAY

[hungry-mongoose]

*nibbles post*

[psychic-waffles]

We're at the "JK Rowling is personally funding litigation to try and destroy AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL" stage of rabid UK terf brain.

Screenshot via Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net on bluesky

Tldr Amnesty International, global human rights organisation, published a report called 'A growing threat: the anti-rights movement in the UK'. In it is detailed, amongst others, a whole bunch of transphobic groups and organisations, including Beira's Place, JK Rowling's trans exclusionary sexual violence support service. JK Rowling threw a shit fit and got Amnesty to take the report down by threatening libel. This was obviously not enough, because you can't appease a fascist, so now she's going to bankroll a bunch of lawsuits anyway through the JK Rowling Women's Fund.*

You can read an archived version of the report here, please save it and share it.

*Not so friendly reminder there is no way to engage in the wizard books without enabling this shit.

[10001gecs]

I need to suck you off until you’re groaning like a beached whale 🫣

ok you can give me a blowjob but take the time to think of a more sexy simile please