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[oxygenisachoice]

They are always fighting

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Sanji's faces in my style

[abreca]

mugiwaras bananaboat 🚤

guess who was the designated lifeguard for all these devil fruit users? I'll tell you, it's not usopp

[nicgrayson]

“You want Batman.”

Grayson: Futures End #1

[barbaragordamn-deactivated20161]

And after everything that happened back in Gotham, I figured it was time I got out of the dark and tried my luck in the light.

Dick Grayson and Clark Kent in Nightwing: Year One

[hood-ex]

Happy Father’s Day? Happy Father’s Day. 

[wherethedreamgoes]

Dick Grayson as Robin in Batman & Robin V2 Annual #02 (2014)

[hxrdt]

[allovesthings]

I love that Dick is pocket sized for both powered superheroes and as Robin, when he is a teeny little guy for the non-powered. It's very fun.

So here is three of my favorite way someone carried Dick:

Kitten! Dick taken by the scruff in Batman/Scarecrow Year one:

2. On the shoulder of Superman, looking like he is having the time of his life:

3. look at his shit-eating smile, i love him

[stars-and-branches]

He's using the batarang as a spoon to eat ice cream

[ochibrochi]

america's sweetheart olympian 🥇

[hvlthgxth-deactivated20241124]

Deadlifted 405. 3 reps 8 sets.

[lordofthegringos-deactivated202]

I jacked off twice today.

[hvlthgxth-deactivated20241124]

I also jacked off twice today. You wanna FaceTime for round three?

[lordofthegringos-deactivated202]

not before I go do my deadlifts. I've got 406 lbs, 4 reps, 9 sets today.

[hvlthgxth-deactivated20241124]

Have a great time! :)

"That should be long enough for me to jack off at least two more times. He'll stand no chance against my empty balls and desensitized dick. I'll be sure to win this session."

[lordofthegringos-deactivated202]

Thanks bestie, I will!

"If he were Kira, he'd likely to use this time to jack off again... No... Maybe several times. It would be wise to bring my stroker with me to the gym so I can get at least another load out between sets. Such a dangerous foe, one can never be too cautious."

[cool-jpgs-of-wizards-with-swords]

do you guys think vampires use stakes for kink like people use knives

[cool-jpgs-of-wizards-with-swords]

dont make this my first post that gets over 1k notes im on my knees begging

[r0semultiverse]

you know who else is on their knees begging

[beebeetle]

[catgirl-milk]

source: Hannah K. Nyström, actual storyboard artist for adventure time (Instagram link)

meow! i add source links to uncredited posts. let me know if i messed up!

[cool-jpgs-of-wizards-with-swords]

between fionna and cake and the vampire twink from baldurs gate this post is just never going to die. its not even halloween yet. hanging this one up on my mantle

[rg11]

this is The Best thing I've Made

I Need to stop Making These satirical Candy!Davekat edits

[caoten]

wanna hear a wild story? my brother’s history professor is closing in on 80 and basically lives at the university. one night my brother visited him for a meeting, and it came up that my brother was gonna be performing as a court jester at the castle the following day. and his professor busts out: “ah, that reminds me of my youth!”

he then proceeded to tell the tale of when he and his friends went backpacking to greece back in their early 20s. then one day they found themselves completely penniless. so they decided that the only reasonable thing to do was to set up acrobatic shows in skimpy outfits on the beach at day, and then drink up the money at night.

after a week or so they gained some traction, and a gang of young greek men walked up to them like “hey y’all are cool as hell, can we join y’all for drinks tonight?” and my brother’s professor was like “of course! y’all have to wear these revealing outfits and do somersaults with us tho” and the greek gang said “sounds dope. y’all are invited to live with us for however long y’all want.”

anyhow, they proceeded to live like this for the better part of 3 months, doing shows, drinking, and sleeping at the greek gang’s apartment. but after a while they decided enough was enough, and said thank you for everything, but we’re going back to sweden now. and the greeks said “sure! love y’all have a safe trip xx”

half a year later my brother’s professor gets contacted by the greek police. they ask him about the months they spent in greece, and then informs him that their greek friends have been convicted of serial homicide and robbery. that the group of young greek men had joined up with several tourist groups for several years “for drinks”, and then killed and robbed them all, terrorising the beach city for several years. with one exception, of course, because “this one group of swedish acrobats in slutty strongman suits were just ‘so damn nice’”.

and that’s the story of how one swedish history university professor survived sharing a flat with a group of serial killers for several months by performing acrobatics in slutty outfits on the beach. moral of the story? be kind of heart, thicc of ass.

[azem-ghale]

[polishwave]

[sodiumfreakbyeguysiloveu-deacti]

so called "free thinkers" watching a game of tennis