Nessie 👹

catch me if u can

[breadcrumb-offical]

That feeling when the late night pacing kicks in

[loch-ness-monster-offical]

me swimming around the lake every night

[thesteamhunk]

One or two years ago I got a spam email with these two sentences in them and they’ve been a part of my vocabulary ever since

[laciffo-natas]

I just had the completely serious thought of, "Man, I wish I was real."

AS OPPOSED TO??? WHAT AM I RIGHT NOW????

[dragons-and-cake123]

I just have to include this exchange in the replies because it made me giggle like a maniac.

[laciffo-natas]

That's just my mom :D

[loch-ness-monster-offical]

I just wish everyone believed I was real :(

[lilybug-02]

Are you experienced in Ant? 🐜🐜🐜

[ijustreallylikeants]

HELL YEAH I AM

[lilybug-02]

I could not have asked for a better blog to respond to this.

[mrecury42]

@attheendhello couldn’t not tag ya

[laciffo-natas]

Hey so did you know

You're fucking awesome. Don't let them get you down, and if they already did, don't let them keep you there. Anyone who wants to make you feel bad, to shut you up, to tell you you're lesser is insecure and they know it. You're the only you there is, and you are doing the best job you possibly can. Don't let anyone—and I mean anyone, ever—tell you otherwise. I love you.

[ravangie]

Being completely oblivious to celebrity culture and social media trends is so freeing 10 out 10 would recommend

[homunculus-argument]

The correct answer to "would you still love me if I was a worm" is "wait, you're not? I've thought you were one this whole time."

[homunculus-argument]

I don't go to places where the trees won't go. They have a good taste, they know what they like and I like what they like. If I go somewhere and there's no trees, I'm leaving, because it probably sucks in there. The trees knew this, and that's why they're not there.

[beetroot-offical]

You are in her dm's.

I'm in. the dirt.

We are not the same.

[loch-ness-monster-offical]

You are in her dm’s.

I’m in the lake.

We are not the same.

[faustique]

i understand why old people sit outside just to sit outside

[buggirllover]

I am bugs I am bugs I am bugs I am bugs I am bugs I am bugs I am bugs I am bugs I am bugs I am bugs I am bugs I am bugs I am bugs I am bugs I am bugs I am bugs I am bugs I am bugs I am bugs I am bugs I am bugs I am bugs I am bugs I am bugs I am bugs I am bugs I am bugs I am bugs I am bugs I am bugs I am bugs I am bugs I am bugs I am bugs I am bugs I am bugs I am bugs I am bugs I am bugs I am bugs I am bugs I am bugs I am bugs I am bugs I am bugs I am bugs I am bugs I am bugs I am bugs I am bugs I am bugs I am bugs I am bugs I am bugs I am bugs I am bugs I am bugs I am bugs I am bugs I am bugs I am bugs I am bugs I am bugs I am bugs I am bugs I am bugs I am bugs I am bugs I am bugs I am bugs I am bugs I am bugs I am bugs I am bugs I am bugs I am bugs I am bugs I am bugs I am bugs I am bugs I am bugs I am bugs I am bugs I am bugs I am bugs

[i-eat-asphalt]

I bet your friends only like you because you're nice to be around and breathe joy into everything you touch.

I bet when you walk into a room full of people, they all start smiling because they're happy to see you.

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

a person from 150 years ago would be terrified by modern stuff . however , a duck from 150 years ago would just be all like ,still got lakes? yes ? okay cool

[elodieunderglass]

“How fleeting are all human passions compared with the massive continuity of ducks.”

― Dorothy L. Sayers, Gaudy Night (1935)

[chatdomestique]

Reblogging again because I thought they changed the quote so I decided to look up the actual quote and it’s not fake that is very much the actual quote

[loch-ness-monster-offical]

im still happy :)

[terrible-tentacle-theatre]

Fun fact: the guys at our college’s geology department prop out the doors with their samples. I totally understand why but as someone whose work with samples is necessarily super delicate and sterile it fucks me up so bad

[bears-official]

lol idk if you watch nautilus live at all but watching them process bio & geo samples side by side evokes exactly this Thing (the descriptions are gold too… “here are the 30 steps we use to preserve bio samples, and as for rocks, well, we let them dry, bag them, & put them in the Rock Box)

[terrible-tentacle-theatre]

Good to know there’s enough Biologist Salt™ to go around

[thepioden]

Paleontologists occupy a weird and highly uncomfortable slice of this Venn Diagram

[thepurplegeologist]

in my own experience with geology most precautions with samples are to preserve the life and safety of the geologist, most of the rocks are fine. 

[laboradorescence]

i am continually reminded of one of my colleagues, who wanted to collect a sample of gypsum on a field excursion but was too lazy to take off his backpack and get his rock hammer. so he said “eh, it’s soft enough” just fucking punched the rock until a piece fell off like it was fucking minecraft

[loch-ness-monster-offical]

One of my colleagues carried a shrimp in his mouth until he got to a sample bag

[hoverflies]

If you are disgusted and scared of most insects, I couldn't recommend more highly just. Learning more about them. Just about a few guys that exist in your area and are completely harmless parts of the ecosystem. Most insects are just little animals doing their thing.

Your immediate disgust response is likely to be a learned thing. And it's good to be cautious, but when I was really scared of bugs I know it was mostly fear of the unknown that was creating a lot of the bad feelings. There was no reason to hold onto those bad feelings and make my life worse frankly. If you wanna get better about this and appreciate a huge part of the natural world more, you can totally just make that choice, and work on it little by little!

[loch-ness-monster-offical]

This is true of most things (including me)

[quiet-girl-offical]

Five hundred notes and the mod will start a satan-offical protection squad community.

@not-offical-offical , @yearning--offical , thoughts?

[yearning--offical]

i think this is a FANTASTIC idea :3 i will summon others to continue

@gay-guy-offical @business-man-offical @no-one-offical @itsuwari-no-kibo-offical @i-like-men-offical @astra-mind @gleepglorp-tallyhall @flowersdontgrowl

[arsonist-offical]

WE MUST @dinosaur-offical @burning-britain-official @mind-flayer-official @dr--pepper-official @dino-game-offical @did-you-know-offical @da-police-offical @loch-ness-monster-offical @lemonade-offical @lemon-offical @bisketti-official @bunny-slippers-offical

[fruitbl33ds]

my life isopodi