COMMIT ARSON

xe/xer/moth/mothself

[arsonist-offical]

I condone arson

[lloyd-garmadon-kisser]

I want as many officalverse blogs to reblog this post as possible

[unshipper-offical]

I don't really remember this blog. I remember creating it. I was on the bus and I made it half as a joke. And I remember a few little bits of offical family stuff. But I don't really remember making any of these posts. Which is probably weird, right?

[arsonist-offical]

Uhhh probably not?

I remember making this blog at school and then literally nothing up until fucking with my moot from a different alt

[ham-sandwich-consumer-offical]

NEW NOTES GAME: webcomic edition

Complete

In progress

Unable to complete

10: one hour of anatomy practice (repeatable)

20: 1 hour of clothing practice (repeatable)

30: 1 hour of character design (repeatable)

40: 1 hour perspective and other fundamentals (repeatable)

50: start writing basic plot

75: make character sheets (repeatable)

100: study other action webcomics

More to come soon(want to make progress here first)

[ham-sandwich-consumer-offical]

@strange-crow-offical @rat-jester-offical @james-offical @leaderofthechildrenofthecreature @rouxls-kaard-official @rouxls-kaard-officaleth @rouxls-kaard-offical @heart-offical @arsonist-offical @silly-big-sandifyer-frog-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical

Open tags

[arsonist-offical]

Splashes into your inbox just to say that fire is pretty neat ^^

Fire is freaking awesome I agree

[but-will-it-be-famous-archive]

The Officals/Officials We've Collected:

@the-lord-of-rats-offical

@h2o-official

@wright-official

@null-the-void-monarch-offical

@narinder-offical

@the-one-and-only-piper-offical

@amnesia-offical

@oppossum-offical

@bacone-official

@quiet-girl-offical

@feminism-offical

@ariella-birdsong-offical

@chartreuse-official

@hammer-of-justice-offical

@indium-offical

@cesium-offical

@wolfdog-offical

@bigender-offical

@iodine-offical

@paper-offical

@state-of-utah-offical

@tf2-spy-offical

@jonathan-sims-offical

@satan-of-utah-offical

@ryan-reynolds-offical

@scissors-official

@laciffo-satan

@7-eleven-offical

@no-one-offical

@chickfila-offical

@toaster-waffle-offical

@raventhecrispy-offical

@adventurer-offical

The Lovelies:

@seizeyoursalad

@home-of-the-uncensored

@certified-mothwriter

@skeletal-spire-man-aka-overfit

@asillylittlecreature

@haapychild

@mangomi16

@random-indian-girl

@len-the-antagonist

@nefariouslittleschemer

@werewolf-the-wise

@ace-jace-sevenfive

@gayspagetticat

@akagicyrusl0vr69

@going-crazy-together

@zeta-finnish

@auramxnt

@ch4tt3r-b0x

@deluluna-1108

@axylcalcorcipher

@chasetheinsomniac

Now Go Get @satan-offical !

[killer-offical]

Yo, I have a request, I know that he’s heavily protected and that it’s very risky but I need you to kill Adolf Hitler.

HE'S ALREADY DEAD THO ?

[arsonist-offical]

So you did your job perfectly than?

[killer-offical]

...

definitely yes, 100% coughcough

[arsonist-offical]

Great that means I can do my job without getting in the way!

*lights you on fire*

[killer-offical]

Yo, I have a request, I know that he’s heavily protected and that it’s very risky but I need you to kill Adolf Hitler.

HE'S ALREADY DEAD THO ?

[arsonist-offical]

So you did your job perfectly than?

[killer-offical]

evil people interact

evil people. where are my people. I need my partner in crime with the weirdly homoerectic energy

[arsonist-offical]

Uh... Is arson evil?

[midnightglances]

do not underestimate my ability to burn it all to the fucking ground

[evilpineapple-offical]

imma commit arson in my husband’s honour

[loco-the-wolf]

I'm going to burn down your house with nothing but a lemon.

[certified-mothwriter]

Is the lemon from hell?

[mult1-fand0m-trash]

…..

i guess you could call that a Lemon Demon

[certified-mothwriter]

You're funny

[odysseus--offical]

why is the stove making scary noises

I dont like modern technology

[squirrel--boy]

It's about over 2000 Years old technology soooooo

[odysseus--offical]

WE DIDNT HAVE STOVES IN ANCIENT GREECE BE QUIET

[squirrel--boy]

You were best friends with Hermes, a god. You're other best friend was Athena, GODESS OF KNOWLEDGE! How did you not figure out fire makes good food real good?

[odysseus--offical]

I KNOW ABOUT FIRE NOT THESE WEIRD ELECTRIC THINGS

[mind-gayer-official]

Fire is rather primitive, is it not?

We prefer creating organisms that create an immense amount of heat to cook things.

[arsonist-offical]

FIRE ISN'T PRIMITIVE! YOUR PRIMITIVE!

[mind-gayer-official]

you're*

[arsonist-offical]

I WILL BITE YOU.

[odysseus--offical]

why is the stove making scary noises

I dont like modern technology

[squirrel--boy]

It's about over 2000 Years old technology soooooo

[odysseus--offical]

WE DIDNT HAVE STOVES IN ANCIENT GREECE BE QUIET

[squirrel--boy]

You were best friends with Hermes, a god. You're other best friend was Athena, GODESS OF KNOWLEDGE! How did you not figure out fire makes good food real good?

[odysseus--offical]

I KNOW ABOUT FIRE NOT THESE WEIRD ELECTRIC THINGS

[mind-gayer-official]

Fire is rather primitive, is it not?

We prefer creating organisms that create an immense amount of heat to cook things.

[arsonist-offical]

FIRE ISN'T PRIMITIVE! YOUR PRIMITIVE!

[dying-pen-offical]

I forget what I used to post about, honestly.

[da-police-offical]

Be gay, do LAW ABIDING CITIZEN THINGS

[arsonist-offical]

*lights you on fire*

[homosexuality-offical]

WHEN I SAID BE GAY DO CRIME I DIDN’T MEAN IT LIKE THAT

[arsonist-offical]

Sooooo can I light something on fire still or...?

[thelaurenshippen]

it's always "did you really need to burn down your workplace to prove a point" and never "how was the revenge arson? did you have fun doing revenge arson? were the flames pretty?"

[thelaurenshippen]

um.