“Oh, no, baby, you’re thinking of White America with that description. Do I look like White America?”
Riza tried her own attempt, “Ah don’ think ‘lil Miss Ireland would las’ much ahround where m’from.” It came out sounding more Kentucky than Irish, but she didn’t have much to work off. “Don’t be sensitive, I can’t understand half of London either. I don’t get out my house much.”
“Y’ave ta forgive me, love. Ah can only go by wha’ t’telly shows, an’ t’at’s white America. Also, t’at’s not quite righ’, ‘s ‘t? Y’can try again when ya ‘ave a few drinks in yer system, ‘f t’at’s wha tickles ya. Love, ah may ‘ave been born in Cork, but most o’ me life ‘as been spent in an’ around Belfast, if y’get me drift. Pretty sure ah could last anywhere t’at t’States t’ink ‘s tough enough wit’ out worries.”