[polkadotmotmot]

Ana Vostruchovaite - You Won't Uproot My Heart, 2026 - Acrylic on canvas

[eldritchess25]

Hell. Yes.

Not sirens of seduction, persay. Statler and Waldorf ragebait sailors to their deaths.

Miss Piggy trying to break free from the mast, screaming at the sailors to cut her loose so she can vault off the ship to murder those ancient harpies.

... my housemate said Kermit totally is the type to tell suitors he'll marry one of them, but they'll have to excuse him, he has to get the weaving done first.

My thought is, same.

Imagine Kermit creeping out into the main room at night, his little mouth curled in effort as he muppet-sneaks over to undo the weaving from the day before...

Miss Piggy gets back, takes one look around the room full of suitors after HER Kermie, just dives in with a "HI-YAH!!"

[kosmogrl]

I need to change my whole life

[7pleiades7]

Evening Star (also known as L'Étoile du soir), (Detail), (1848), by Henry Pierre Picou (French, 1824 – 1895), signed 'HENRY PICOU' (lower right), oil on canvas, 54 × 35½ in. (137.2 × 90 cm.), Private Collection

[depsidase]

[dogpuppy]

[oritoor]

[polkadotmotmot]

Annieo Klaas - Daydream No. 2, 2024 - Oil on canvas

[hugh-lauries-bald-spot]

whats a stereotype for your country that you absolutely do. mine is that i unironically go "eh" and apologize a lot and i often drink maple syrup straight

[asteroidtroglodyte]

The grip that Burger & Big Drink has on the American People cannot be overstated

[segamascott]

[miamaimania]

“New Frisbee F.D.” ⬣ Merry Jane Magazine ~ Gallery frog, holding court

[dittography-direwolf]

Totally normal for a legitimate for-profit company to refuse to reclaim or stop running their products even after they're no longer being paid to do so. I'm sure it's very normal to just keep running your service for free when your contract's been terminated. Spending money to continue running cameras that supposedly no one is looking at is definitely not an indicator they are just run by the federal government to spy on everyone and only a wacko conspiracy theorist would think so.

[euphorictruths]

Color Out Of Space, Mood And Shadow- Arthur Machado (Tù.úk’z)

[amazoogle]

[boycritter]

the annoying thing about weightlifting is that you have to lift weights that are a little too heavy for you if you want to get stronger. and you have to push yourself outside of your comfort zone in order to keep building muscle. fucked up.

[boycritter]

thank god this same principle doesnt apply to any other skill you want to improve at! that would really suck.

[gremlynn-draws]

Dark Sun emerges from a celestial chalice

[mrsterlingeverything]

Im craving... $000,000

[the-frog-blog-deactivated202510]

Check your Venmo :)🤭

[mrsterlingeverything]

STOPPP YOU DIDNT