Chilchuck.

Is this really necessary??

[lockpickchilchuck]

Hey. Call me if you need a guy who can disarm traps. If you don't... Don't call.

//ooc. @jujusrightbehindyouisntshe back. Again. As I write this I'm not even done season one but yk. Pls do not flame me if my chilchuck is nothing like chilchuck I promise I'll get better ༼⁠;⁠´⁠༎ຶ⁠ ⁠۝ ⁠༎ຶ⁠༽ anyway

I'm here bc @utayaslasthope is here gehegf. No nsfw, no manga spoilers ty bye

[utayaslasthope]

Does… anyone happen to know why the golems on the third floor have carrots and cabbage growing on their backs?

Or have I somehow been obliviously walking past them this entire time? I checked the Adventurer’s Guide, but I don’t remember seeing anything about it. Did I miss a page, or is this just something everyone else apparently knows?

[ask-thistle-the-dungeon-lord]

”What? Who has been putting VEGETABLES on my GOLEMS? They are for KILLING, not farming! Disgusting, filthy vandalism of His Majesty King Delgal’s property. Completely unauthorised.”

[ask-thistle-the-dungeon-lord]

“I see you gulping, half foot.”

[lockpickchilchuck]

Nuh uh.

[lockpickchilchuck]

”It’s hilarious that you’ve died so much to mimics!! Hahahaaha! One day the monsters are going to eat every last bit of your thieving flesh until nothing is left!”

— @ask-thistle-the-dungeon-lord

🫩...

I'll fall for mimics, but I won't fall so easily for ragebait. Keep trying.

[ask-thistle-the-dungeon-lord]

”You’re gonna die again and again and again until they can’t find all the pieces anymore! Are you still you if half of you is missing? how long until nothing is left? Hahah!”

[lockpickchilchuck]

😟. This isn't even ragebait anymore. That's just gore.

[lockpickchilchuck]

Opinions on Senshi?

Jeez. Are these really the kinds of questions people ask on here?

I guess... He's alright. He's skilled, for sure. But if he doesn't stop treating me like a kid, I'll have a few adult-rated choice words for him.

[lockpickchilchuck]

”It’s hilarious that you’ve died so much to mimics!! Hahahaaha! One day the monsters are going to eat every last bit of your thieving flesh until nothing is left!”

— @ask-thistle-the-dungeon-lord

🫩...

I'll fall for mimics, but I won't fall so easily for ragebait. Keep trying.

[utayaslasthope]

That emoji usually indicates irritation, if I’m not mistaken. I suspect his little attempt at provoking you is working.

[lockpickchilchuck]

Don't fucking push it.

[utayaslasthope]

Does… anyone happen to know why the golems on the third floor have carrots and cabbage growing on their backs?

Or have I somehow been obliviously walking past them this entire time? I checked the Adventurer’s Guide, but I don’t remember seeing anything about it. Did I miss a page, or is this just something everyone else apparently knows?

[ask-thistle-the-dungeon-lord]

”What? Who has been putting VEGETABLES on my GOLEMS? They are for KILLING, not farming! Disgusting, filthy vandalism of His Majesty King Delgal’s property. Completely unauthorised.”

[lockpickchilchuck]

”It’s hilarious that you’ve died so much to mimics!! Hahahaaha! One day the monsters are going to eat every last bit of your thieving flesh until nothing is left!”

— @ask-thistle-the-dungeon-lord

🫩...

I'll fall for mimics, but I won't fall so easily for ragebait. Keep trying.

[giugraphic]

Delicious Dungeon

[utayaslasthope]

Oh my, so this is what they call “fanart,” is it? A rather creative depiction of Laios’ party and myself as a bento box. I have to admit, I think they captured my likeness surprisingly well. I’m not sure whether I should be flattered or concerned about how recognizable I am as a side dish.

@cookedindungeon @lockpickchilchuck

[cookedindungeon]

What up! Laios Toden here!

And this new technology, my sister Falin and fellow dungeon mage Marcellus have introduced me to this “phone” along with this whole “digital page” stuff.

Other than that, I’d love to talk about monster dishes! And any other awesome adventures and kinds of interesting dishes you other adventures may have had!

But anyways… let’s eat! (*￣▽￣)旦 且(´∀｀*)

Ooc// as you may have seen already my friend runs a kabru rp account @utayaslasthope :D

And you may have also seen, me and her are strict anime, unless small out of context manga of the 2 we post, but other than that— I especially am anime only. (Ex below ☟☟☟)

Ooc// other than that, can’t wait to rp !

[lockpickchilchuck]

Hello, Chilchuck! I hope I’m not catching you at a bad time. I thought I’d stop by and say hello, considering you now have an account on here too.

How have you been?

@utayaslasthope

Uh.. not at all. Hello to you, too. I'm alright. Just here because Laios is here. Was there something you wanted? Or you really were just looking to come say hi?

Oh, and how are you, Kabru? What made you make an account?

[utayaslasthope]

Hello! I heard a new piece of dwarven technology was recently released to the masses of the Golden Kingdom, so naturally, I had to see what all the fuss was about. I decided to invest in one of these “phones” myself.

You may have seen me around with my party, we tend to stand out a little, I’m Kabru! It’s a pleasure to meet you, and I hope we can get along. Perhaps we could even exchange a few dungeon tips sometime. You never know when someone else’s experience might come in handy.

Oh, and if you happen to have anything you’d like to ask, feel free. I certainly don’t mind a little conversation! After all, getting to know people is always rather interesting.

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OOC: Hello! I’m the mod behind this account. My friend runs a Laios RP account @cookedindungeon . Well most likely post a lot of things together.

We are both ANIME ONLY. So, refrain from sending asks or media that spoils anything major.

Funny, out of context pictures are fine, like this ->

But otherwise, do NOT spoil anything. However, I will update this part if I do end up reading the manga (I might soon find my resolve wavering).

[cookedindungeon]

I such an amazing lunch with Kabru!

What a way to run into another monster eating enthusiast!

Hope you enjoyed the fun facts about broth and what monster bones you can use.

@utayaslasthope

[utayaslasthope]

Yeah… I had an amazing time too, Laios. I especially loved when you stood on my head and told me to get on all fours, just to demonstrate how a Minotaur acts.

[utayaslasthope]

Had a fascinating encounter over lunch. I was eating in town when Laios Touden approached me. He immediately launched into a passionate lecture on how to craft udon broth using crushed monster bones, then offered me a "spare harpy egg" from his pack.

@cookedindungeon

[cookedindungeon]

KABRU!!! My pal who is very much also interested in monster eating— just like me!

It was super cool running into him while on my way to see my sister and the rest of the gang.

Also you’re very welcome for the harpy egg and how to make udon broth!

[utayaslasthope]

Ah, yes! Great running into you too, my pal, Laios. I genuinely appreciated that… unique addition to my udon.

The harpy egg really… elevated the flavor. It was definitely a choice!