FEAR THE SWARM

EAT MY BLADE, IDIOTS!!!

[imdrinkingmiso]

they hate me because the years of memory loss has purified my mind

[bgm05]

Would it be considered “gay” to go for a walk in the evening?

[segamascott]

yes like obviously

[imdrinkingmiso]

they hate me because the years of memory loss has purified my mind

[unusual]

[danskjavlarna]

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[pumpkinspicebluntwrap]

[locustknight]

i think youre cool......

Um, yeah? Of course I'm cool. I don't need anyone to tell me that. Wait who are you

[radiation]

My sword. Excalibur. And yeah, I pulled it out of that stone. Notably, by myself. And guess what? It was

Easy.

As.

F*cking.

Pie.

So yeah, I’m basically king now. Funny how that happens to the ones who get laughed at by the dunces at the schoolyard. Well, not anymore, huh?

[contemptible-scoundrel]

Ccan i hit?

I would parry every blow?

[trigona-necrophaga]

my devoted but dangerously unstable knight will be hearing about this

[powermelon]

im living on tap water and alliums

[locustknight]

anyone know what swords like to eat the most? asking for me

[shovel2-deactivated20151204]

I ATE A BIG BAG OF FACTORY REJECT SEEDS UNTIL A HEALTHY FLOWER UNFURLED IN MY CHEST ...

I MISTOOK THE SENSATION FOR LOVE AND DIED.

[locustknight]

haters love to tell me there's something wrong with my sword. it's not like it's cursed or anything LOL.......

[locustknight]

just admit you're jealous

[locustknight]

it's normal for swords to whisper to you????????? have none of you ever had friends before?

[aureliagaming]

*coughs blood* youre all just jealous of my wound. yuore trying to make me get rid of it because you wish you had a wound this cool

[medievaljournalist]

i think the insatiable blade is actually Nuanced

[medievaljournalist]

i think the insatiable blade is actually Nuanced