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A big part of being a quadruped is being able to just lie down anytime. Waiting? Loaf time. Talking to someone shorter than you? Loaf time. Falling asleep in the sun? Loaf time. Bored? Loaf it up till something interesting happens. Leg hurt? Loaf time.

habbadax

You wish you were me

habbadax

I can do it on rocks also

stitchposts

what is your LEAST favorite stitch?

I don't like counted work at fucking all. So: the cross stitch.

rabbitindisguise

reading this as someone who does cross stitch but is scared of the other kinds of embroidery is like overhearing an incredibly tall and buff person say they have beef with Mr. Tom, the kitten that chills at the bookstore

stitchposts

FUCK Mr. Tom and his stupid little fluffy tail ok. And his little charted designs.

the-dragongirl

Okay, but this neglects the true villain of embroidery stitches: the French knot

stitchposts

Don't you dare malign my girl again

im-a-dream-wizard

Ok the french knot is very useful but it is a BITCH to do it consistently

stitchposts

ao3-anonymous

We talk about how this website’s hate mail game is insane, but this might just be a new level

wallofgoats

life hack

purr-in-ink

🐾🐾🐾🤍

autistic-af

Here's a mastiff completing the agility trial at a dog show.

The excited cheers of the crowd as this drool monster begrudgingly jumps, has made my 2025 already.

thementalistscandidate

@shrimpsisbugs exact opposite to that borderpap

meangirlnurse

i could cry

ospreyonthemoon

Honestly i love how this shows how completely different dog breeds can be. Like, you can take a papillion over that course at warp 9 but this guy isn't built for that speed! He's taking his time! Hes got a lot of bulk to move!

alex51324

He came pretty darn close to a clean round, too. Like you can kind of see that he doesn't get the point of this activity, but his two-legged friend wants to do it, so he's showing up ready to make an effort. What a great dog.

aestheticahelzeriaa

mothermara

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app

gpuzzle

official-kircheis

@ancient-rome-au

anik

i love this guy

spaghetti-ex2

they don't want the masses to know about the subtle manipulation happening at all times to them

mangled-by-disuse

In Italy, a structure promoted for years as an "ancient Roman amphitheatre" has turned out to be a fake, constructed recently using modern m

I have a new favourite guy. free Franco Malosso 'von Rozenfranz' RIGHT NOW and give him a medal for the funniest crime of 2026

fortunatelychaoticphantom

I swear to fucking god. I would claw out OneDrive from my computer if I could. I would burn down their servers if I could. I would run down their stocks to the ground if I could. I hope every single one of their workers gets a better offer from a competitor in the next 24 hours. I hope every single one of their light bulbs explodes at the same time. I hope every single carton of milk in their fridge will always be expired.

Stop backing up my fucking files.

Stop asking me to back up my fucking files.

Stop taking my fucking files off my fucking computer.

I don't want a fucking reminder in three fucking days. Let me fucking say no.

Fuckers.

prismatic-bell

Friend, I have news you're gonna love. Here's a text tutorial to get rid of that shit on Windows 10.

Here's a text tutorial to get rid of that shit on Windows 11.

Here's a video tutorial to get rid of that shit on Windows 10.

Here's a video tutorial to get rid of that shit on Windows 11.

Go forth. Be free.

ophilosoraptoro

Reblog to save a life... and someone's sanity

deutsche-bahn

Teetrinker 1 & 2

deutsche-bahn

Mein Deckfarbenkasten von Pelikan fragt sich jeden Tag, warum er nicht an irgendnen Grundschüler verkauft werden konnte und stattdessen für sowas herhalten muss