cunt faggula

I'm 30 keep it moving

[wiltkingart]

horseboy bondage / part 3

[wiltkingart]

horseboy bondage / part 3

[lofileatherface]

Having a real 'member of an extremely niche and marginalized sub-culture' moment where I'm like ugh I'm a trans guy bottom who likes it in the pussy, that's so pedestrian, I'm such a basic bitch, I should want to top,

[lofileatherface]

but idk, *within* the extremely niche and marginalized sub-culture, the very real phenomenon of people bending over backwards to assure trans guys they can be feminine and bottom and like their pussies etc like yeah yeah I'm the way I am without you. we all know what you're doing and it's not in defense of me. For one, I'm fat and ugly, and you're never ever thinking of that when you're drooling over boypussy

[lofileatherface]

Having a real 'member of an extremely niche and marginalized sub-culture' moment where I'm like ugh I'm a trans guy bottom who likes it in the pussy, that's so pedestrian, I'm such a basic bitch, I should want to top,

[thesecretmecbook]

[boycritter]

i need a boyfriend. i need a girlfriend. i need to be single forever. i need a toxic situationship. i need a problematically older man to be homoerotically involved with. i need to have gay sex. i need no one to ever touch me ever again in any way. i need top surgery. i need a hug.

[trainwreck-of-thoughts]

No no no, see, a puppet obtains power at the expense of agency, a doll obtains meaning at the expense of agency, and a plushie obtains unconditional love at the expense of agency. The thing currently mauling you was already powerful and self-actualized when I brought it under my sway, so when you beg me to 'call off my puppet' you should really be saying plushie instead. Try again, m'kay?

[vedajuno]

Ah, yes, I see you’ve taken notice of the fine knight I keep dangling in a big gilded cage above my evil throne. Quite the pretty little ornament the would be savior makes, wouldn’t you agree~?

What? No, it IS a big cage. That’s- it’s the standard size for a knight’s cage I’m pretty sure. NO I’m not going to invest in 500 square feet of dungeon, it’s ONE knight! I’m pretty sure knights live in hovels in the wild anyways which is basically the same- Look, the cage is quite literally gilded. He loves the cage! He loves obediently preening in the cage! Yeah well, when you capture your own knight you can keep it in whatever size castle you want to, but this one’s mine. Especially since you’re so obviously jealous of me and my cute and awesome knight anyway.

[mikimuun]

He loves the cage!

[gabxarchival]

by Peter Schmid

[taraxippos]

I can't stop thinking about an alternate reality where ponyplay got more tumblr popular than puppyplay and I could see a million goofy ass posts by people who have never had sex roleplaying domming a horse

[taraxippos]

Hello, FuckHorse

Today we are going to learn the tölt.

This is a four beat ambling gait known for maintaining comfort while swiftly covering harsh terrain.

All Good Ponys must know how to tölt.

You want to be a Good Pony for Daddie, right?

Right?

Thats right......

Maybe if you are a very, very "Goog Pony" I will feed you oats.

But If you are A "Bad pony" daddey might have to put a scary plastic bag in your stable.............

[lofileatherface]

Wears jewelry literally designed to pinch and torment my clit all day. And it pinches and torments my clit all day. Omfg.

[witch-breaker]

"Catheter Cutie"

[transfagism]

starting a collection of whatever this is

[gilly-moon]

anyone wanna see the most sexual vintage medical illustration i've ever come across

[gilly-moon]

The people have spoken:

[lofileatherface]

Slicing open a scrotum at the seam, peeling it back and squeezing it skillfully reveal a full vulval bloom

[lofileatherface]

Trying to find a way to make a point about cis gay's disgust for pussy while calling their buttholes pussies without stepping into stigmatizing gay anal sex.

Anyway if you're weird about gay trans guys don't call your butthole a pussy. If you're cool congrats on your honorary pussy.

[liarsblade]

Also I'm sorry but "does it show a lack of conviction in communism to jack off to knight porn?" sounds like a dialogue option in disco elysium that resukts in Kim looking at you kinda sadly and then changing the subject