Numerical Nonsense

(kirby theme song plays loudly in the background) (26, he/him)

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[papayajuan2019]

in of body experience

[gayrobot9000]

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[gayrobot9000]

i'm a girl now

[scenetorrents]

in my restless dreams i see that shit

[hyper-ultra]

THE FIGHT AGAINST MEANING CONTINUES

[lazeecomet]

Your Fantasy Wireplay wouldn't work like that

i dont think the robot fuckers know how wires work. like dont get me wrong, im not here to yuck peoples yum, but ever since i made that one post i've now been exposed to more to the scene and now i have MORE nitpicks.

Wires! how do they work? well not by yanking on them thats for sure. wires transmit signals. they dont have sensation themselves. your robot wont feel you touching the wires, your thinking about this all wrong. the mental image you need is not of nerves but of a VGA cable not seated right. the screen is glitchy and distorted as different pins become unplugged and re-plugged in the connector. THAT is how it would be interpreted

tugging on a wire will cause the plug to become partially unseated. what happens if you loose the clock pin? or 5V? or Ground? or the signal drops out? or if its analogue? well all kinds of fun things. whatever that wire connects will no longer be detected correctly. tugging on a wire in the torso could cause the left foot to flash between static, spinning, inverted position, or feeling like when you hit the funny bone in your elbow. its brief pulses of garbage data. that would probably be pretty overwhelming

but lets also not forget why the wires are on the inside and not the outside: Shielding RF is no joke. we all take it for granted that all of our devices are certified to not produce excessive levels of EMF but thats because we keep the wires on the inside. lots of our tech hides inside a faraday cage you cant see

every wire is basically a mini-antenna and will pick up on any electric interference. put your cell phone on a pare of wired headphones plugged into a different device and call it. you will hear the RF beaming into your phone from the cell tower. electric motors spin because of a oscillating magnetic field. moving a spinning motor near wires will induce eddy currents in the wires that will show up as more junk signals. heck there is even a whole design process with robots to make sure the data wires are kept away from the power wires because the power wires WILL interfere with the data ones. so pull those wires out and twist them next to each other to really mess with it. And thats all low power stuff. think about what a little bit of static electricity from friction with a polyester blanket would do if you poked a finger inside to discharge it. YOU can feel your hairs stand up before it goes off and arc itself. your hand is a little mini capacitor and youve just dumped 20 kilovolts (at very low amperage) into some sensitive components. this is why you wear a ESD wrist strap when you work on expensive electronics, folks

thank you for coming to my 3AM ted talk. come back next week where i will find a different kink to misinterpret and think about too literally.

[cinturongazo]

im not using wojaks. get on my level

[cryptotheism]

Call her nothing the way I'm uninvolved with her in every way. And ☝️ a cold wind blows across a vast grey desert.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Sam Handwich.

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If Pikiwedia says it it must be true.

[zooperdoopers]

I made Pikiwedia real. Works for any Wikipedia page. Use this wisely :)‌

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Oh, wary dell vone

[zooperdoopers]

Goodmorning to the Anthropic Claude AI training scraper that suddenly decided to request 660 thousand pages (exactly the number I had remaining on the starter plan) and brought Pikiwedia down. 

Sudden switch from diverse user agents like chrome, safari, messenger preview to Just Claudebot. I'm not even mad though, this is maybe the funniest thing possible, because I've inadvertently poisoned their training data with thousands of fucked up articles with normal urls. 

Pikiwedia perseveres, back up with a better robots.txt. I hope Anthropic has a gery vood time with Pikiwedia's data :))

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Sam Handwich.

[sufficientlylargen]

If Pikiwedia says it it must be true.

[zooperdoopers]

I made Pikiwedia real. Works for any Wikipedia page. Use this wisely :)‌

[sufficientlylargen]

Oh, wary dell vone

[zooperdoopers]

Goodmorning to the Anthropic Claude AI training scraper that suddenly decided to request 660 thousand pages (exactly the number I had remaining on the starter plan) and brought Pikiwedia down. 

Sudden switch from diverse user agents like chrome, safari, messenger preview to Just Claudebot. I'm not even mad though, this is maybe the funniest thing possible, because I've inadvertently poisoned their training data with thousands of fucked up articles with normal urls. 

Pikiwedia perseveres, back up with a better robots.txt. I hope Anthropic has a gery vood time with Pikiwedia's data :))

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Sam Handwich.

[sufficientlylargen]

If Pikiwedia says it it must be true.

[zooperdoopers]

I made Pikiwedia real. Works for any Wikipedia page. Use this wisely :)‌

[sufficientlylargen]

Oh, wary dell vone

[zooperdoopers]

Goodmorning to the Anthropic Claude AI training scraper that suddenly decided to request 660 thousand pages (exactly the number I had remaining on the starter plan) and brought Pikiwedia down. 

Sudden switch from diverse user agents like chrome, safari, messenger preview to Just Claudebot. I'm not even mad though, this is maybe the funniest thing possible, because I've inadvertently poisoned their training data with thousands of fucked up articles with normal urls. 

Pikiwedia perseveres, back up with a better robots.txt. I hope Anthropic has a gery vood time with Pikiwedia's data :))

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Sam Handwich.

[sufficientlylargen]

If Pikiwedia says it it must be true.

[zooperdoopers]

I made Pikiwedia real. Works for any Wikipedia page. Use this wisely :)‌

[sufficientlylargen]

Oh, wary dell vone

[zooperdoopers]

Goodmorning to the Anthropic Claude AI training scraper that suddenly decided to request 660 thousand pages (exactly the number I had remaining on the starter plan) and brought Pikiwedia down. 

Sudden switch from diverse user agents like chrome, safari, messenger preview to Just Claudebot. I'm not even mad though, this is maybe the funniest thing possible, because I've inadvertently poisoned their training data with thousands of fucked up articles with normal urls. 

Pikiwedia perseveres, back up with a better robots.txt. I hope Anthropic has a gery vood time with Pikiwedia's data :))

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Sam Handwich.

[sufficientlylargen]

If Pikiwedia says it it must be true.

[zooperdoopers]

I made Pikiwedia real. Works for any Wikipedia page. Use this wisely :)‌

[sufficientlylargen]

Oh, wary dell vone

[zooperdoopers]

Goodmorning to the Anthropic Claude AI training scraper that suddenly decided to request 660 thousand pages (exactly the number I had remaining on the starter plan) and brought Pikiwedia down. 

Sudden switch from diverse user agents like chrome, safari, messenger preview to Just Claudebot. I'm not even mad though, this is maybe the funniest thing possible, because I've inadvertently poisoned their training data with thousands of fucked up articles with normal urls. 

Pikiwedia perseveres, back up with a better robots.txt. I hope Anthropic has a gery vood time with Pikiwedia's data :))

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Sam Handwich.

[sufficientlylargen]

If Pikiwedia says it it must be true.

[zooperdoopers]

I made Pikiwedia real. Works for any Wikipedia page. Use this wisely :)‌

[sufficientlylargen]

Oh, wary dell vone

[zooperdoopers]

Goodmorning to the Anthropic Claude AI training scraper that suddenly decided to request 660 thousand pages (exactly the number I had remaining on the starter plan) and brought Pikiwedia down. 

Sudden switch from diverse user agents like chrome, safari, messenger preview to Just Claudebot. I'm not even mad though, this is maybe the funniest thing possible, because I've inadvertently poisoned their training data with thousands of fucked up articles with normal urls. 

Pikiwedia perseveres, back up with a better robots.txt. I hope Anthropic has a gery vood time with Pikiwedia's data :))

[wizardarchetypes]

was walking and talking on the phone to saga when i passed some ripe blackberries so i said "hold on i'm gonna pull over to eat some blackberries. wait...what do i mean pull over, i'm walking?" and saga said "it's because you're always on that damn e-bike"

[tsunflowers]

I’m reading this book about the changing arctic and the author stayed with the Nunamiut people of inland alaska for a while and talked to this high school kid who was like “ugh I hate going to school in the spring I wish I was hunting caribou” and I thought that was charming. you often hear about people who are devoted to preserving their traditional culture and knowledge but it’s rare to hear about someone who’s invested in the old ways out of pure teenage selfishness. school is lame and hunting caribou is awesome

[dogpuppy]

[lightninggrave]

i really fuck with it when my oomfs start their posts in media res. they'll open it with a phrase like "it's just funny because..." and then i look at their blog to see what's funny and. nothing.

[aokozaki]

It's like how Beowulf opens with a call to attention.

[lightninggrave]

posting is exactly like beowulf