Reese’s Thing

I'm Reese Logolepsy. what the fuck do you want lmao

[log-olepsy]

mads?

you alive?

i don’t know how medicine works i need you how do you fix a broken voice

[praekentatio]

HEY. BEAST. FIGHT ME.

[log-olepsy]

dear diary, i don’t have friends in this world. i just have people who knew my brother and wanna kill me over not being him or people who vaguely knew my brother and don’t care about me either way.

[log-olepsy]

yeah, okay, i’m done moping. i’m making this blog my own.

[log-olepsy]

alright i don’t know what’s up with 99% of this website or what a newsies is but if you fuckers keep reblogging my dead brother’s emo posts im yeeting myself back out of this world and taking you with me 

[elmton]

Uh.... Hey? ((shhh hey this is mads pretend i'm not logged into my main and that this is from reese))

Hiya? [makes an awkward wave at you] Can you tell me where we are? Sorry if that’s a weird question. I’m kind of new here…I think. I recognise some things but I don’t know.((Sorry this is my first time doing anything like this))

[log-olepsy]

Oh dude I am the wronggg person to ask. I deadass fell out of the sky yesterday. No real concept of where we are except that it’s super wack. ((you’re SOO GOOD YOU’VE GOT THIS))

[elmton]

Oh gosh. You fell out of the SKY!? Are you alright? I was woke up by my ship running aground and taking on water. I thought I had it bad but you had it much worse. If you need a place to stay, there’s place on my ship for one more until you get your bearings.

[madslogo]

Suprisingly I’m totally fine. Maybe a little sore? I’m fine. I’m already living in a house (that might’ve been my brother’s? long story) but I appreciate the offer! Are you sure you’ve got your bearings? That seems pretty rough, my man.

[elmton]

I think I’m okay? There’s an abandoned looking building with broken windows very close to me that I could always move into if nobody else has a claim on that land. I thought I had my bearings but less than a fifth of a kilometre away from my ship is a library that I recognise. It has my name written in it, it has all of the books that I remember seeing there but I don’t recognise any of the terrain around it. It is as if this building was ripped from its original mountainous location and plopped where it is now. The same with an altar built to four gods that is buried under a pile of sand which I believe was in the middle of a lush green field the last time I saw it. I am confused and nervous and I have no idea what is happening or why I am here. Well…ok that was a lie earlier. I am not okay. My ship feels like my only constant and it’s currently half-smashed up in a riverbed. I would always be happy to hear your story though if it’s a good story to tell. I’ve got plenty of time between scouting out this land and ship repairs.

[log-olepsy]

Oh, I’m really sorry about the culture shock, my guy. I think I’m feeling it too, but I imagine it’s way way worse when you kinda recognize things? It’s alright to not be… yknow, totally okay? If you want to hang and talk about it sometime, I’m always around? Oh, and I might be able to help with your ship. Well, kinda. Sorta… In my group I was more of the uh… Brains of the operation? Not exactly the brawns? But I’ve got your back if you need it! 

[elmton]

Oh? Well that’s lovely. Do you know what the local currency is here? Precious metals? Precious gems? Or is this one of those paper money places? I’m…not exactly in a position where I can pay you for your services. All I had on my ship was a couple of weeks worth of rations. Everything else is…gone. Have you met anyone else yet? Anyone I should know? Anywhere or anything I can do to earn my keep? I’d hate to be a burden on this land and its people.

[log-olepsy]

Uh... okay, I still don’t really know anything about the rest of this place, but as far as I’m concerned, you don’t need to pay me? Trust me, being a person in need isn’t a burden. Us newbies have to stick together, right?

I don’t really know anyone- except Otter, who tried to kill me at first but she’s chill now? But hey, once I figure out what the system is around here, I’ll let you know.

[elmton]

Uh.... Hey? ((shhh hey this is mads pretend i'm not logged into my main and that this is from reese))

Hiya? [makes an awkward wave at you] Can you tell me where we are? Sorry if that’s a weird question. I’m kind of new here…I think. I recognise some things but I don’t know.((Sorry this is my first time doing anything like this))

[log-olepsy]

Oh dude I am the wronggg person to ask. I deadass fell out of the sky yesterday. No real concept of where we are except that it’s super wack. ((you’re SOO GOOD YOU’VE GOT THIS))

[elmton]

Oh gosh. You fell out of the SKY!? Are you alright? I was woke up by my ship running aground and taking on water. I thought I had it bad but you had it much worse. If you need a place to stay, there’s place on my ship for one more until you get your bearings.

[madslogo]

Suprisingly I’m totally fine. Maybe a little sore? I’m fine. I’m already living in a house (that might’ve been my brother’s? long story) but I appreciate the offer! Are you sure you’ve got your bearings? That seems pretty rough, my man.

[elmton]

I think I’m okay? There’s an abandoned looking building with broken windows very close to me that I could always move into if nobody else has a claim on that land. I thought I had my bearings but less than a fifth of a kilometre away from my ship is a library that I recognise. It has my name written in it, it has all of the books that I remember seeing there but I don’t recognise any of the terrain around it. It is as if this building was ripped from its original mountainous location and plopped where it is now. The same with an altar built to four gods that is buried under a pile of sand which I believe was in the middle of a lush green field the last time I saw it. I am confused and nervous and I have no idea what is happening or why I am here. Well…ok that was a lie earlier. I am not okay. My ship feels like my only constant and it’s currently half-smashed up in a riverbed. I would always be happy to hear your story though if it’s a good story to tell. I’ve got plenty of time between scouting out this land and ship repairs.

[log-olepsy]

Oh, I’m really sorry about the culture shock, my guy. I think I’m feeling it too, but I imagine it’s way way worse when you kinda recognize things? It’s alright to not be... yknow, totally okay? If you want to hang and talk about it sometime, I’m always around? Oh, and I might be able to help with your ship. Well, kinda. Sorta... In my group I was more of the uh... Brains of the operation? Not exactly the brawns? But I’ve got your back if you need it! 

[elmton]

Uh.... Hey? ((shhh hey this is mads pretend i'm not logged into my main and that this is from reese))

Hiya? [makes an awkward wave at you] Can you tell me where we are? Sorry if that’s a weird question. I’m kind of new here…I think. I recognise some things but I don’t know.((Sorry this is my first time doing anything like this))

[log-olepsy]

Oh dude I am the wronggg person to ask. I deadass fell out of the sky yesterday. No real concept of where we are except that it’s super wack. ((you’re SOO GOOD YOU’VE GOT THIS))

[log-olepsy]

I'm sorry about earlier, I'm known to do that and I shouldn't have. -Otter

Hey, it’s alright. I... get why you’re mad. I would be too. If you want, we could meet and just... talk about it?

[log-olepsy]

Who the fuck are you and where's Zoel

I’m Reese?

And Zoel... Zoel is actually gone. I worked so hard to make sure that that could never happen, that he couldn’t be torn away again, and...

Fuck. Just... Fuck.

[log-olepsy]

Who’s blog is this? Why is my phone logged into it and- God, why is it so emo?

Oh well. I’m Reese. Anyone know what the fuck is going on?

[log-olepsy]

Oh, she's sweet but a psycho A little bit psycho At night she's screamin' "I'm-ma-ma-ma out my mind"

Uh....

((HAHAHHAHAHAHAH IM DEAD THIS SONG IS ON MY PLAYLIST FOR ZO’S SISTER MADS (AND ALSO ME MADS)

[log-olepsy]

WHAT TEAM? none of them because their players are slowly delving into madness and leaving the others behind

We’re- Okay despite our differences Color, Otter, Zen and I still regularly work in the library on codes together which... we haven’t had in a hot minute...

((WHAT TEAM?

BETRAYAL

GETCHA HEAD IN THE GAME

[log-olepsy]

How can the world end of it doesn't exist

It- It exists? We’re clearly here? Hello??

[log-olepsy]

*looks around frantically and leans in close* Are you a flat-Astian?

I’m going to kick all of your asses, THE WORLD IS ENDING AS WE SPEAK WE CAN’T KEEP DOING THIS

[log-olepsy]

Do you know if there are dogs on the moon? -Emile

Wh- I- Emile, there’s a new ask blog, why are you asking me this question? Of course there’s no dogs on the moon, they’d run right off the side!

[asktheforeignscholar]

There may be a new thing, but DOGS on the MOON.

[log-olepsy]

Emile!!! The world is ending and the moon might fall out of the sky any day now!! Can we focus?

[log-olepsy]

Do you know if there are dogs on the moon? -Emile

Wh- I- Emile, there’s a new ask blog, why are you asking me this question? Of course there’s no dogs on the moon, they’d run right off the side!