[bitchycode]

“as fuck” is my favorite unit of measurement

[dumbassunicorns]

I just about died from laughing because this is so accurate LOL

[funnytwittertweets]

[toadsrbutch]

I don’t know what little cat needs to hear this but. it is Not Dinner Time. you are not going to starve and it will be okay.

[funnytwittertweets]

[spidaerman]

me at 1am without fail

[memewhore]

[worstloki]

canon is wrong I know ten fanfic authors who could do it better

[msaliviamarie]

follow my snapchat for more young adult rebellion/angst

[msaliviamarie]

this post always starts going around again when Fox News says some more bullshit

[legen-waitforit-dairy]

I’ve decided that starting a 50k+ fanfic at 3 in the morning when you have to wake up early is not a rookie mistake but in fact a time honored tradition of ao3 veterans

[dustinteractive]

Fun fact: Grocery stores do this so you spend more time and money in the store. Nobody is your friend.

[patrik-star]

WAIT! It’s been ME spending MY money?

[princesscas]

How it feels to read a really good fic and find the author has dozens more like it 

[1st-1]

[terrible-leviathan]

Fuck canon

*opens ao3*

[dostoyevsky-official]

[madqueensarah]

I love how when fan-fiction writers have friends in the fandom, to demonstrate their friendship, they dedicate porn to one another.

I think that’s lovely.

[fuckoff1234567]

#i love you bro #have this dirty fucking