Incorrect Norse Quotes

Nic | 19 | I love Norse mythology | pagan

[thatwaywardwolf]

Idunn in Skáldskaparmál:

[drifting-knightjar]

[slowsadsleepy]

but like why does it have to be Sigyn holding the bowl why does she have to suffer

can't she just prop the bowl on Loki's face or give the snake a bib

[er-cryptid]

odin is an incel exposed

(Stanza 84 from Sayings of the High One in the Poetic Edda)

[lokissed]

What language does each god switch into when they’re feeling an extreme emotion and which emotion is it? For example, when I’m really confused, I switch to Spanish. When my Dad is happy he speaks Japanese and when my mom is angry she speaks German. (Don’t judge. I live in a weird multilingual family)

I feel like Loki is that polyglot who is learning a new language every other week, so it’s impossible to tell what he’ll speak in.

I can see Odin as being very traditionalist and speaking Icelandic or Old Norse.

Frey would speak French. 100%. So would Freya, but she wouldn’t try to argue that French is a valid language, like Frey absolutely would.

Skadi probably loves the weather in Russia, so I’m gonna say she speaks Russian.

[lokissed]

"There's nothing better than waking up with no pants and flowers in your hair." -Loki (or possibly Frey?)

The first half had me like “yeah, it’s Loki” but then I read “flowers in your head” and that’s Frey tbh

[lokissed]

Sigyn, spending her entire life keeping Loki from getting burned by poison:

[lokissed]

When the Asgardians haven’t heard anything from Loki in a suspiciously long few minutes

[lokissed]

Loki, right after confessing to killing Baldr: Okay, I need to stay hidden, out of sight.

Also Loki:

[lokissed]

the flyting between Odin and Loki at the feast after Baldr’s death was basically the old viking equivalent of an argument between your gay cousin and your racist uncle at the thanksgiving table

[lokissed]

my opinion on Loki is simple: he’s a terrible gremlin and I love him

[transfrmrs]

I have discovered something terrible

[lokissed]

Loki: Go big or go home!

Sigyn: I'm begging you, Loki. For once in your life, go home. Please. Just this once. Go home.

Loki, carrying a goat and a rope: I'm going big

[lokissed]

I just gave a presentation on ancient Norse pagan conversion to Christianity and like 3 of the 4 kings remembered for mass conversion did so by destroying traditional temples and forcing baptism and some dumbass said "theres no way Christians would do something like that" buddy wait till you find out about the crusades

[lokissed]

Loki, at some point: One these bitches lying and for once it’s not me.

sdkjfhsdfjjsh this happened

[lokissed]

I just got into an honors Vikings history class and our textbook is literally just the Saga of the Vulsungs

[lokissed]

Frey: I need a minute of your time.

Gerd: You get none.