Lets pretend that I’ve got my shit together :)

Micayla/ 19/ Sarcastic/ Canadian

[mogifire]

[stability]

my goals are to be so intimidatingly hot that people are surprised at how nice I am when i talk to them

[talesfromyourlocalcashier]

*An item won’t scan*

EVERY. SINGLE. CUSTOMER. EVER: Well, I guess it’s free. ^-^

[stability]

[farmfreshmemes]

[neverbiso]

Nobody is busier than a person who does not want you.

[diekingdomcome]

Reread it again and process it

[synthot]

2019 is coming up and if i don’t become louder than god’s revolver and twice as shiny then what’s the point

[sillisofthefaust-deactivated201]

I dont know what this means or what its referencing; but like, #mood

[casputin]

Reblog to make the future bulletproof and the aftermath secondary.

[laughingfish]

First thing I saw when I opened Twitter (x)

[globalriseofblackpeople]

[draggedthruthe-yard]

RUTHLESS

[habibi243]

I love her

[coconutoilbaby]

I saw this in one of my sociology classes. In case you’re wondering she didn’t apologize.

[audio-sexual]

white girl: *cries b/c she’s used to that working*

Jane Elliot:

[theperksofbeingaperk]

[jinxfmrl]

https://archive.org/details/DontBeaS1947

Here’s the whole video. It’s called “Don’t Be A Sucker” and it’s 17 minutes long.

[republicansareahategroup]

don’t just scroll past this actually watch it, it’s only 2 minutes long. If you re-recorded this today word for word with modern actors and places, it wouldn’t even look out of place as a PSA

[candiikismet]

Mmmmmm

[lolarass]

Benvolio: OP litterally bit their thumb at me, but go off i guess

[neigbourhoodthot]

Romeo: hey what do you wanna have for dinner tonight

Mercutio: your dick

Mercutio: *pick sorry autocorrect sucks

Romeo: mercutio this is a verbal conversation

[wrathofabooklover-blog]

Hamlet Meme 1/?

Ophelia: Babe come over

Hamlet: I can't I'm hiding a body

Ophelia: My dad isn't home

Hamlet: I know

[inaplacelikethis]

[go-bonkers-go-foolish]

I wanna tell you guys the story of the best production of Hamlet i have ever seen

THE BEST PRODUCTION

I HAVE EVER SEEN

the rest of the story’s going under the cut, this is a longer story

Keep reading

[whitelondonantari]

Hi, my name is Hamlet and you’re watching Disney Channel -stabs Polonius-

[coffee-and-tea-v]

Macbeth, upon the realisation he can become Thane of Cawdor and then King