Meet me in Montauk

~Vous êtes belles, mais vous êtes vides~

[theweirdwideweb]

the only person who is allowed to poke my stomach is my cat because he’s a very important baker who has biscuits to make

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[john-barrymore]

[bestlols-deactivated20140726]

[bumhol]

relaxing

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[markv5]

[asian]

You wake up from an one night stand with Sharon that you met from tinder. She’s classy and amazing, and said that she was going to make you breakfast. You get dressed and walk out to the dining table, and Jonah hill is sitting there with a cup of orange juice.

What do you do

[misterpinkman-blog]

[nadhie]

my dad just exploded into laughter out of nowhere and told me ‘imagine the lion king but with sea lions’ he has been chuckling about it for 5 straight minutes now

[nadhie]

apparently it doesn’t matter that i’ve told him 10 times it’s the monkey who raises the newborn and not the lion himself, this is the scene he has been imagining

“he can’t raise his kid over his head”

[wakingfromthewater]

I want it

[crockpotcauldron]

okay but have you considered

[capistrania]

[mewn]

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[unsettlingstories]

[twitblr]

[sheabutterbitch]

wow…………….

[yeojie]

i feel attacked by this

[gooodlongtime]

[cartooncoyote]

[catsofinstagram]

[goth-aunt]

The life I deserve