isn’t it weird how it’s already february but it’s also only february
I see this post every February and it always fucks me up
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isn’t it weird how it’s already february but it’s also only february
I see this post every February and it always fucks me up
I posted a bunch on my twitter today but like not here,, sjldkgh I’m really happy I got to be a part of this the whole way through
Memories are forever.
Thank you for everything! 🖤🤍
mcyt on unus annus
gonna tell my kids this was doug dimmadome, owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome
Their personalities in a nutshell.
Remember remember, the 13th of November.
Patton: Your bed is probably as happy to see you as you are to see it. It probably thinks “Here comes the warmth slab!”
Virgil: Wrong.
Virgil: It thinks “God, I hope this dipshit doesn’t spill beans all over me again, who the fuck eats beans in bed?”.
I recently started working in hospitality, and I’ll tell you guys right now, the trope of “there was only one bed” is not as rare as you’d think in real life. A few times a week, at least, I have guys come in who are working together on projects in town or passing through who have to literally book the last room I have available for the night and lo and behold — there is only one bed, and guess what, they give each other a side-eyed look and begrudgingly take it. So write it up, it happens all the time!!!
Never let your There Was Only One Bed dreams die. I was secretly in love with my best friend for over a year when she graduated and moved to Oklahoma (like 1000 miles away) for grad school. Between that travel restrictions, we were so scared we’d never see eachother again.
At the end of summer, when Covid numbers were at a lower point, I took the risk to visit her in her new apartment and I quickly realized that, unlike when I’d spent the night at her house before, the couch wasn’t made up like a bed. She explained that since her new couch was so fancy and pink, I couldn’t possibly sleep on it, and so I needed to sleep in the bed with her. You know, out of necessity. I woke up with her snuggled around me in the middle of the night.
We’re dating now, and I genuinely think I’m going to marry her. Just the other day, though, I mentioned that if she hadn’t been weird about her fancy couch, I probably never would have like confessed my feelings. AND THEN she stood up, took the cushions off the fancy couch, UNFOLDED IT INTO A HIDE-A-BED, and said “I KNOW.”
THIS GIRL. ORCHESTRATED. BED SCARCITY. JUST SO SHE COULD MAKE THE “ONLY ONE BED” EXCUSE. Y’all when I said I just about lost my goddamn mind, I just about lost my goddamn mind. I love this sneaky bitch so much and the moral of this story is BE THE ONE BED YOU WANT TO SEE IN THE WORLD.
Fanfic imitates life, and life imitates fanfic. It’s full circle really.
Me @ the unus annus social media accounts
lady-raziel’s “ah shit here we go again” post reblogged at the same time as usual but now instead of a video being uploaded that’s just our regularly scheduled crying hour
My favorite quotes from the stream (as I was able to jot them down as they were being said)
Don’t cry because it’s over. Cry because it happened.
What is a graveyard if not humanity’s hall of fame?
It’s like I’m fondling the balls of life.
Choose to spend time on what fulfills you, on what makes you happy… Every second is a chance to turn your life around.
When I die, I want to be an empty shell, having given every part of myself to creating.
The worst part of this was when the boiling hor piss shot out onto my foot.
No, that was pain; this is sufferin. (technically from the pee sauna vid but they watched it during the stream it counts)
At the end of the day, you know: pizza’s pizza, piss is piss.
We have experienced something that no human ever has, and that’s incredible.
We’re not just two grown men who drank each other’s piss. We’re two grown men who bathed in each other’s piss.
How you respond to events that are out of your control defines you as a person.
Unus annus dot com: hey hey, wow wow.
I feel like a lot of people will feel lost tomorrow. And that’s okay.
It had to be a piece of us that we put out there… and then let go.
A year is many things to many people. But it is not forever.
“Memento Mori” has two meanings: remember death or remember that you will die, but also remember to live.
a short comic about the end
thank you for the year of laughter, this year has been great for making me love myself. there isn’t enough time to hate, so I’m gonna use every second I have to love myself and others. I’m gonna miss them, but its not something ill ever forget. Memento Mori friends.
And I see in my periphery
The last vestiges of your existence
To Unus Annus: Memento Mori
For tonight, you rest.