little tits but a big... "heart"

it/its ae/aer (fem), poly, in multiple open relationships, constant switch, 23 (allegedly) READ THE PINNED POST @sussy-gay is my porn archive, pls be horny in dms

[original-username42]

She just like me fr

[little-titty-alchemy]

my blog is for sluts, autistic people, boykissers, and ppl who r silly

I DONT SEND NUDES UNLESS IM SUPER COMFY

Me: Mtf genderfluid bitch

I don't wanna screen my interacts, so be warned:

THIS BLOG CONTAINS RAMPANT HORNINESS & NSFW CONTENT, VIEW AT OWN RISK

(And don't come crying if you don't like my blog, just leave.)

My old hornii blog will basically only be used as my porn bookmarks, just stuff I intend to touch myself to so :3 @sussy-gay

Chronic bottom

Proud proshipper, anti-proshippers/feelings yakuza DNI https://note.com/orangiah/n/n437e262ce2ce (proship & feelings yakuza explanation)

Kink/turnoff list incoming

Kinks (always consensual)

Exhibitionism 😍😍😍

Furry & pet play

BDSM 🤏

Squirting 😍😍

Watersports 😅 (iykyk)

DP (iykyk)

Fisting

Praise 😍

CNC 😍

Group

Blood 🩸😍😍😍

Incest (usually like step-stuff)

(Also some other stuff that's entirely fictional, only in like games n hentai n shit, if you've ever played degrees of lewdity, that's what I mean, but don't worry if you're gonna get weirded out, I don't talk about it on here. It's a lot of stuff that is extremely frowned upon. If you wanna know more and won't judge me, DM me. As stated in the article about feelings yakuza, fiction doesnt hurt anyone, and i am of the firm belief that if a fictional piece of art offends you or makes you uncomfy, you should stop viewing it.)

Turnoffs:

Shit

[tatiannamaslany-blog]

[do-you-have-a-flag]

tomorrow

[thecatholicbadwolf-whowaited]

Always reblog NSYNC the day before May

[ackles-wants-snackles-with-cas]

Queueing this for next year

[castercassette]

You draw hats so well and im like so amazed by it because every time i try it looks like they're wearing buckets?? how do you draw them?? :o

pringles

[powerfulwizard]

Reach WITH IN To your LOCAL bog and you may find A Friend And Boy…

[justlittlefrogthings]

Disturbing My Afternoon Nap

[boneville-deactivated20170521]

im sorry sir

[justlittlefrogthings]

Put Me Back Of Sleep

[noelle-ism]

hospitals are a scam because they dont even give your blood back after taking it to do tests. like come on

[anthropicscholar]

the testing process is uh... extremely destructive you really don't want the results of it back in fact, if anyone offers to put it back, that's a threat.

[noelle-ism]

i literally see the red around your mouth you drank it you fucking dracula. you cant fool me

[redstonedust]

love when you stop a cat from doing something and instead of understanding that they shouldnt be doing that theyre just like. ah sorry my good sir you seem to have interrupted me. no worries let me just shimmy past you and get a taste of that pan of hot oil. please.

[mocksyoucondescendingly]

[elllapamoved]

The struggle is real

[theconcealedweapon]

[babushkahobbies]

word of the year is dyke in all its forms. dyke4dyke dyke4femme dyke4butch femme dykes butch dykes trans dykes dykefags dykefailures beautiful dykes evil dykes stone dykes. dykes are the sun and i am photosynthesizing

[theartofmadeline]

yeah i'm wlw (wench loving wench)

[strangesmallbard]

thinking about the time a professor said the phrase “it’s just like the judeo-christian concept of turning the other cheek—” to which i immediately said something like “you mean the christian concept? it doesn’t appear in judaism” and he looked at me like a startled slow loris.

[notaplaceofhonour]

I didn’t know what a slow loris was and had to look it up and

AMAZING mental image op lmao

[sackboys-moved]

Me instantly blocking people that have their hogwarts house in their bio

[frankiedotbiz]

this video has invaded my brain

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

👹 yo bro 👋 come over here 👋 come over here check out my new shoes they’re the 👹 BRAND NEW ☺️ oooone twoo~ buckle my shoooooe~ 🤗 threee four~ buckle some mooooore~ 😇 fiiiive six, nike kicks! 👹 OOHOOHOOHOO that is so FIRE! 🧍🏼‍♂️ ahahahaha

[armed-saphire]

we’re not allowed to sing or play this video out loud at my house because it immediately ruins my dad’s whole day

[paranoiac1963]

"killing billionaires wont solve the problem of wealth inequality" no but killing elon musk would solve the problem of elon musk

[sapphicides]

the women of america were once promised that butch dykes would be lurking in all corners of society, ready to corrupt our minds and turn us all gay. what ever happened to that. where are the butches uncle sam.

[beautifulfic-deactivated2015091]

The other day I answered the door to my postman. I was signing for stuff, like you do, when my kid came downstairs with only his underwear and a t-shirt on.

Now, the postman couldn’t see him from the front door, and I scribbled my signature and said, to my son, “You need to put some trousers on.”

My postman, very slowly, looked down at his trouser-clad legs with a mixture of confusion and horror, and then looked back up at me.

When I explained I was talking to my little boy out of his line of sight, he gave a very solemn nod and said: “I thought I’d put trousers on this morning, but suddenly when you said that, I really wasn’t sure.” 

[beautifulfic-deactivated2015091]

Years after this, I still have the same postman. He still always wears trousers, but every time I answer the door, I’m pretty sure we both remember this incident.

[dragons-locator]

The other day I answered the door to my postman. I was signing for stuff, like you do, when my kid came downstairs with only his underwear and a t-shirt on.

dragons

DRAGONS LOCATED

[genderqueerdykes]

"you're either a man or a non-man" good lord you people just keep reinventing the binary over and over and over again, you are obsessed. let go already