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[kosmogrl]

"whats your 5 year plan?" buddy I nearly go insane thinking about what I should have for dinner

[loldasme]

haven't opened the tumblr app in ages something has changed and i don't like it it looks uglier somehow

[nowhereelsetopost]

Adventure Time Food: Part 2

Apple Pie

Pizza

Ice Cream Pizza

Softy Cheese

Prismo's Artisanal Pickles

Scrambled Eggs

Spaghetti

Fruit Pies

"Sassages" dipped in Milk

"Sammiches"

[free-my-mindd]

Me vs 100 thoughts.

[loldasme]

the world doesn't need more disney live action remakes. what it does need is every barbie movie turned into live action with marvel level cgi starring margot robbie.

[angeltiddies]

[its-funnytwittertweets]

[yume-fanfare]

top places to publicly overshare online:

tumblr blog

youtube comment section of a song

[marspumpkin]

***factually correct version since i didnt check sources v well last time

btw the katy perry/bezos' girlfriend/other irrelevant billionaires (with the exception of amanda nguyen go research her) 10 minute space stunt was not the first all female expedition no matter how much they try to market it as such. the first all female mission was in 1963 with soviet cosmonaut Valentina Tereshkova, who was working class and had to pass incredibly hard exams to be chosen from 400 potential candidates. just in case we started falling for the propaganda machine again

[loldasme]

me: (on adhd meds) may i have 1 benzos please so i don't crash out (meltdowns; autistic, ocd = severe)

doctor: nah says here you went to rehab for weed so no drugs for you junkie lol

me: 😐 okay then... bye... guess i'll stick with vodka and meditation if that's what you guys prefere?

(he gave me a refill on my adhd meds, no questions asked... ok bro...make it make sense 🤡)

[personifyingchaos]

Dylan Moran on adulthood

[mildlyamused]

Terrifyingly accurate

[elodieunderglass]

Sometimes I’m Dylan Moran gardening-gardening-gardening-death, sometimes I’m

gardening-gardening-gardening-death

👍

[loldasme]

mood

[yourgirlinpieces]

I pretend to be lovable but I know, I know I’m not.

[midnightportals]

Why was I not worth loving?

[loldasme]

ew why did i ever think it was a good idea to leave the house more i literally almost died today i'lm stay inside rom now on thk u

[aropride]

[grundoonmgnx]

Vladimir Bobri, illustration from The Sleepy Book by Charlotte Zolotow, 1958