looking through an x reader tag when you’re in a fanfic reading mood only to find out you’ve read all the fanfics that could possibly appeal to you has got to be one of the most devastating experiences. like damn i’m RAN THROUGH😭
req: " here we go again dude this literally doesn’t works everytime" said pope "just wait man it’s gonna work this time" "Jayj stop you’re getting beer in my hair" kie said. "Okay that’s enough beer tricks for you today jj" said John b slowing the boat down " guys let’s go home and make dinner it’s almost 7" said John bs sister from next to Sarah and cleo, it was hot and almost sunset, once they arrived to the château they set everything outside tables and everything and started on making the food while the soft tune of " island song " blasted through the speakers connected to John bs phone, his sister found herself climbing into the hammock and closing her eyes and enjoying the peaceful vibes only to woken up by jj shaking her awake, once food was ready they set it on the table and started eating all together.
a/n: edited the req to make it shorter here (: original request here!!
♫ island song- zac brown band
“Jesus Christ, not this shit again.” Pope groaned in annoyance when JJ picked up his beer bottle, a smirk on his face.
“Oh, cmon, man, put a lil faith in me for once! Swear, it’s gonna work this time.”
Pope raised his eyebrow, rolling his eyes. “Mhm.”
“Sure it will.” You chimed in.
“It will!” He exclaimed, already grabbing a glass from the side. He popped the beer open, and began to swirl the empty glass around the rim of the top of the beer. You watched with a furrowed eyebrow.
He then tapped the bottom of the empty glass to the beer rim, the foam floating back to the top.
“See?! I told you it would work this time!”
“Yeah, but that just makes the beer flat.” You told him.
“Yeah, but it’s cool as fuck.”
“It was pretty cool.” Sarah agreed.
“Okay, you’re getting beer in my hair!” Kiara spoke from behind him, the beer flying from the bottle, into the sky and Kiara’s hair.
“Sorry.” He told her, before putting the beer to his mouth and drinking it, chugging it in one go. You shook your head at the boy, turning back to the setting sun.
“That’s enough beer tricks for you, buddy. Hey, we should go back. It’s almost 7. Still gotta cook dinner and shit.” John B spoke from the drivers seat, all of you turning to the boy.
“Yeah, okay.”
“It’s hot as fuck anyways.”
“I’m down.”
With everyone’s nods and agreements, he turned the boat around and headed back to the Chateau. You all hopped out and ran off the dock, John B following behind.
You grabbed the speaker in the house, bringing it out into the back of the house.
Everyone else piled into the kitchen and the table, you hooking your phone up to the speaker and smiling at the pogues who looked up at the time they all knew. They all smiled and began to sing along, you singing as well, smiling as you left, still hearing the soft sound of the music inside through the open windows.
You hopped into the hammock, turning your head to the sunset, and began to fall asleep to the sound of the music and the seagulls cawing.
Later, JJ was the one who shook you awake.
You sighed, turning the boy and wiping your eyes.
“Yo, foods done. Come eat ‘fore you get eaten up by a bear.”
“A bear? Seriously?” You mumbled out, stretching as you stood up and got out of the comfy hammock.
“Like a grizzly bear. Or maybe a polar bear…”
“A polar bear? In the summer? On Kildare?” You raised your eyebrows at the boy, watching him open the door for you and shrug.
“I don’t know. Would you rather it be like… mosquitoes eating you up?”
“Not really.” You told him, both of you sitting down into the table.
“Why is anything eating you up?” Kiara asked you with a quirked eyebrow.
“Ask JJ.” You said with a mouthful of food, pointing your fork at him.
He rolled his eyes, putting peas onto his spoon and flicking them at you. You glared up at him, narrowing your eyes.
“Hey- no-“ John B started, but he was cut off when JJ flung peas at your brother too.
“Oh, you’re in for it, dude.” John B mumbled.
“Are we seriously having a food fight right now?” Kiara asked.
Summary | reader and her best friend's brother watch the sunrise on the beach. Request by @/anon
Pairing | John B's sister!reader x JJ
Warning | it's all fluff
A/N | where can I get myself a JJ??
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You asked John B if your boyfriend could sleep at the chateau, well specifically in your room so you two can wake up early to watch the sunrise, he obviously accepted I mean of course he would, they're bestfriends.
-"JJ! Don't take all the blanket to yourself" you sigh sitting beside him on the bed, getting desperate at his childish behaviour, you pull the blanket back over your side.
-"aww is my girlfriend getting cold?" He coos jumping himself on you while wrapping his arms around your shoulders, he was litteraly tiring you out but how much you love this boy.
-"JJ we need to wake up early tomorrow" you sigh stroking his hair as he lays down on your laps pretending to sleep, maybe babying him would get him relaxed.
-"can you uh keep doing that? S'feel great" he looks up at you feeling a bit ashamed about being taken care of, you lay down on the bed pulling him closer to your chest and keep stroking his hair while leaving few kisses on his forehead.
You feel him becoming calmer snuggling against your breast, -"shit why needing other pillows when I got these perfect pillows only for me" you blush at his words hitting his head playfully causing him to raise his hands as an apologies.
-"good night my beautiful girl" he whispers before pressing his soft lips on yours kissing you deeply, meanwhile you're holding him in your arms.
Soon the two of you started to fall asleep, snuggling in each other's arms his left cheek pressed against your breast, as your chin resting on top of his head.
The night passes, suddenly you hear the alarm rings you never had struggling to get up early, unlike JJ who if he hasn't slept for at least 8 hours he will be grumpy all day.
5:23
You slowly sit up on the bed trying to wake up your boyfriend by stroking his hair once again, -"hey good morning baby" he opens his eyes to look at you then quickly wanting to fall back asleep, you chuckle at his sleepy state.
-"hey just five more mins, the sun can wait" you gasp at his reaction, he promised you he would get up as soon as the alarm rings.
-"no! We gotta go now! The sun won't wait for your sleepy ass to get up" you roll your eyes causing him to immeditaly get up from the bed, and picking up some clothes off the ground.
-"good? Is your sun gonna be happy now that your boyfriend is up?" You stand up as well picking up your clothes you've already choosen to wear yesterday, rolling your eyes at his tone filled with irony.
As the two of you finally get ready, heading to the beach JJ drags you by your hand cause apparently you were walking too slow, causing you to almost trip over something.
-"JJ! Slow down I can't even walk straight" you huff as you reach the beach watching him pick up his surfboard next to a tree to place it on the sand, then poiting it with his finger.
-"we can sit down here, give me your hand" you hold out your hand to him and he leads you down infront of the surfboard sitting you down on it before sitting beside you.
As you snuggle against him, feeling the breeze of the morning you couldn't stop thinking about how lucky you were to date JJ, he takes a deep breath before speaking -"I love you cupcake", you look at him confusedly furrowing your eyebrows.
-"why's the deep breath for?" You ask, staring at the sun which has begun to rise already, you could feel JJ's stare on you.
-"because everytime I think of you, you get me out of breath" you sigh at his stupid answer but couldn't help smiling at him, you feel your stomach tighten.
He wraps his arm around your shoulders, pulling you closer to him, -"hey, do you think the sun could be jealous of us?" You turn your head to look at him, wondering where does that question come from.
-"jj, I truly love you but I have no idea if the sun is jea—" he cuts you off and gently hold your face with both of his hands kissing you deeply, leaning on top of you.
When suddenly he accidentaly leans to the side almost falling off you, you pull away from the kiss only to watch him giving the sun a middle finger, -"what? Gotta make him jealous" you roll your eyes before grabbing his shirt pulling his lips back on yours.
it is the most wonderfully made, historically inaccurate, giddily fun, perfectly paced, goofy horror movie romance novel bullshit bonanza that has ever blessed the silver screen.
i mean it is just so beautifully full of every genre without being overwhelming.we’ve got: comedy, action, suspense, horror, romance, adventure, ancient aesthetics, and it’s a period piece. all perfectly balanced and blended into one movie.
and the characters are so LIT
we got our main babe, evelyn “motherfucking” carnahan, a super-klutz librarian, total history nerd, and certified badass/damsel in distress. she raises the dead on accident, because she cannot resist books, and has the guts to put that motherfucker back where he came from and literally saves the world.evie’s greatest hits:
“what is a place like me, doing in a girl like this?!”
*after totally destroying the library* “i’ve just made a bit of a mess in the library.”
“no harm ever came from reading a book.”
evelyn: *upon opening the tomb* “i’ve dreamt about this since i was a little girl.”rick: “you dream about dead guys?”
“oops.”
then we’ve got rick “brendan fraser” o’connell, your not-so-typical battle hardened gun slinger with a heart of gold. he seems filthy, rude, and a complete scoundrel at first, but then he turns into a literal puppy, with massive heart eyes, that worships the ground evie walks on.rick’s greatest hits:
*screams at mummy*
*screams at sand*
*screams at things that are illogical to scream at*
*screams*
next is our Comedic Relief Character™, jonathan carnahan, who also rises above his trope. he’s there for the laugh sure, but is never useless. he actively helps to move the plot along and isn’t just there. he also is the farthest thing from brainless and annoying.jonathan’s greatest hits:
evelyn: “have you no respect for the dead?”jonathan: “of course i do, but sometimes i’d rather like to join them.” same.
oh and that time he was like “IMHOTEP” and saved his own ass like that was so smooth, y’all know what i’m talking about right??
then there is ardeth BAE. he is the audience rolling his eyes because *sighs* white people. he’s tired of these motherfucking mummies in this motherfucking desert. literally prettier than everyone.(he has a much bigger role in the mummy returns, but is still so fab here)
and of course THE MUMMY. imhotep. actual emo. literally carved some poetry into the back of his sarcophagus when he was buried alive with flesh eating bugs, because he is that Extra™. just wants to bring his girlfriend back to life so he can make out with her without it being treason.
and all the side characters are also gr8.
now i wanna take a moment to talk about the romance. because it is so BEAUTIFUL. like usually in action movies it’s macho man undermines girl and they bone. not here. no time for that shit.
rick and evie have such a great relationship based on mutual respect and affection. they both cater to each other’s strengths and cover each other’s weaknesses. they are the literally definition of: “those two. in a fight, they’re lethal. around each other, they melt”
what else, i could literally talk about this movie all day.
the special effects have held up pretty well.the music score is GORGEOUS.the costumes are amazing.the makeup, especially for anck su namun, OH WOW.the george of the jungle era brendan fraser sign me the fuck up.rachel weisz.
so many good things.
it’s just great.
#i secretly rate every action movie from 0 to the mummy
it’s a beautiful mess of a movie that can be enjoyed by people of all ages and transcends time and posterity as the alpha mummy movie, and to those who disagree i beseech you:
“…There is hardly a thing I can say in its favor, except that I was cheered by nearly every minute of it. I cannot argue for the script, the direction, the acting or even the mummy, but I can say that I was not bored and sometimes I was unreasonably pleased..“ - Roger Ebert
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