the crooked young

i don't need an intervention

[lolmelodie]

@yellodie: @SimonCowell u do realise u just signed a salty emo

[granthbu]

This house literally never has any tea. I’m displeased.

[lolmelodie]

There is an alternative option...

[amirxhq]

I’m pretty sure I had fewer bruises while I was training with the Devils than I have when I’m around you.

[lolmelodie]

You say that like you love it.

[fckgrey]

@greydad: this asshole just got back and they already all over each other. i’m already the 3rd wheel again. LO DOESN’T LIKE TO SHARE.

[amirxhq]

I missed you too, babe. FaceTime doesn’t cut it. I like being here with you better than looking at you through a screen.

[lolmelodie]

Me too. I prefer actually kicking you when you say dumb shit rather than just threatening you.

[amirxhq]

Okay, maybe you missed me a little.

[lolmelodie]

I missed you a lot, fuckin' dweeb.

[amirxhq]

I’m starting to think you didn’t miss me.

[lolmelodie]

Oh, shut up.

[amirxhq]

Do I get a kiss now?

[lolmelodie]

Uh-huh...

[amirxhq]

Sorry, do I know you?

[lolmelodie]

I hate you.

[amirxhq]

Oh, shit, sorry, wrong person. Thought you were someone else.

[lolmelodie]

Waaaait, you dumbass, don't leave!

[amirxhq]

Too metal to give your boyfriend you haven’t seen in a month a kiss?

[lolmelodie]

Sorry, do I know you?

[lolmelodie]

I'm so metal I frighten myself.

[lolmelodie]

melodie g. ingle ;; an aesthetic

[kaleypls-blog]

Why don’t people like Nickelback?

[lolmelodie]

Because they're overplayed and they suck.

[hyfrgemmaarchive]

Who the fuck still listens to Nickelback?

[lolmelodie]

Someone in this house, apparently.

[gdifoster]

It’s stupid. People are dumb and have no taste.

[lolmelodie]

I mean to each their own, but, Nickelback... sanguinum gehennam.

[gdifoster]

Why is there Nickelback even in this house? 

[lolmelodie]

I don't know. Five years later and people need to get Obamacare for their hearing aid.