Wassup

[notmusa]

i expect ill be able to solve a lot of my problems once my baby brain falls out & my adult brain grows in

[lavenders4luck-blog]

[survivingdaysalone]

“because a 16 year old girl who had her first orgasm whilst getting raped, had to watch her 34 year old rapist go free because she had an orgasm.

because when one of my guy friends told me and some friends he got raped by a woman when he was 12, a “friend” laughed at him and told him he should be happy he got laid that young.

because my 17 year old friend’s parents let her 14 year old brother roam the streets until 12am, but she has to be home by 10.

Because my brothers girlfriend, told the police she was raped and fell pregnant but the rapist didn’t get jail time as she got an abortion and the ‘evidence’ was gone.

because a guy from my old school was raped by another guy, but because he’s gay, they said it wasn’t considered rape.

because a 19 year old lesbian got raped by a guy, and he didn’t go to prison because he said “he only tried to turn her straight so she would be accepted by her parents”.

because in some cultures, girls (and boys, of course) still get thrown out of the family because somebody sexually assaulted them.

because they’re still teaching girls to walk faster at night instead of teaching boys that they shouldn’t rape.

Because they’re teaching kids that they’re only male rapists and not female rapists too.

because I have to explain why rape makes me mad.“

[alphawitchnyxx]

If you excuse rape for any reason stay the fuck away from me because you are literally a peice of human refuse.

[leia-regina]

In other news, Carrie Fisher is still one of the most incredible people to have ever walked this earth.

[ultrafacts]

More Ultrafacts (Source)

[14xoz]

Ahahaha why a rock!?

[ultrafacts]

They use the rock as a tool to crack open clams and sometimes they play with it for fun. P.S: Not just sea otters, but ALL otters do this :)

[vancity604778kid]

[ultrafacts]

[mr309k]

this is adorable

[karnalesbian]

a dnd campaign ft 5 chaotic neutral musicians out to fuck everything up

bards against humanity

[theresstillbeauty]

just a friendly reminder that if you drink and drive you’re a fucking douchebag and everyone hates you

[elemeno-pee]

New Zealand’s biggest anti drink-driving campaign is literally

[mituna]

honestly monty python and the holy grail is just a dnd session w/ really uncooperative players and a dm who worked really hard on a campaign but gave up halfway through

[airyairyquitecontrary-deactivat]

FINE the POLICE arrive and ARREST EVERYBODY go home.

[yourwiferuby]

No no no. It’s the exact opposite. All the players, the Knights of the Round Table, especially Arthur, they all want to complete their quest and are serious about it. The uncooperative ones are the NPCs, the DM controlled characters. John Clease alone berates and belittles characters who just want to pass through. Or what about the Knights who say Ni? The Black Knight? Help help I’m being oppressed guy? They’re all DM controlled.

This is actually the story of DM getting revenge on a group of players who are probably a bunch of murder hobos normally and let them have a taste of what it’s like to be in a game that’s nonsense.

“Okay. So we finally get to fight someone?”

“No. The police arrive and arrest you all. End of campaign.”

[rickandmorty-100years]

This joke was small and easy to overlook but for some reason it killed me

Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 7- “The Ricklantis Mixup (Tales of the Citadel)” (5/?)

[tastefullyoffensive]

Animal Puddles (more)

[blackness-by-your-side]

white people think the world belongs to them… however, what goes around, comes around

[peachyymeechyy-deactivated20211]

Comeuppance 🙃

[babybunbuns]

[poison-nova]

[sweetdreamsarepoison]

[lolfactory]

[cakelikeowen]

son of a bitch

[cuntpunt-blog]

[girlwithapomegranate-deactivate]

me: beer is so nasty

bearded 26 year old yuppie white man that listens to the black keys: thats because you drink capri sun sweetie:) your palette is so unsophisticated grow up (: I ferment my own piss

[joshpeck]

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