So I'm on Barnes&Noble online shopping for a copy of The Great Gatsby with a fancy cover, as you do, and
SOMEONE WROTE A WHOLE ASS NOVEL ABOUT NICK??? AND I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT IT???????????
@fumkyfrenshfamtherfigure
the
WHAT
YEAH!!
The synopsis reads, "Nick Carraway meets his mysterious neighbor, Jay Gatsby. Gatsby doesnât seem to eat anything, and has an aversion to silver, garlic, and the sun, but good friends are hard to come by. Especially an interesting millionaire like Gatsby.
When Gatsby asks Nick to help catch a murderer, Nick just canât say no. And, of course, Nick agrees to set up a tea date for his cousin Daisy and Gatsby. Itâs harmless to reunite two old friends; until Nick realizes the truth heâs known, deep down, the entire time.
Jay Gatsby is a vampire."
That sounds amazing.
But also, i see your vampire gatsby and raise you
Jack Russell terrier Nick Carraway
HELLO!?!?!?
People saw great Gatsby public domain and immediately went bokbers
no
you SAY they went bonkers
but what i say is that theyve had these drafts waiting in the wings
one toe over the starting line
looking at the public domain date and saying to themselves
bet
