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they/she | parody | Posts + views here are of my own.

[foone]

So there's a thing where a bunch of countries have national variants of the rainbow pride flag, right?

Like, they'll combine their nation's flag (or some national symbol) with the rainbow stripes. The Brazilian one haunts me to this day but that's a long story. They're usually done in a quite lazy manner, cause it's not really something you can do super well and not many people try.

But I have just found one that is lazier than the rest! Are you ready to see it?

WITNESS THE LGBT PRIDE FLAG OF THE NETHERLANDS!

[daybringersol-deactivated202605]

and made it worse for my personal enjoyment :)

[foone]

Thank you for your service

[transhumanisticpanspermia]

absolutely nobody will ever be able to defeat maryland on this. it will always win the competition. it does not matter whether the competition is for the worst or the best localized pride flag. it wins both.

[cuddlecr33p]

Oh that’s not even the worst/best version of the Maryland pride flag. That’s the *updated* one. BEHOLD

[technofeudalism]

if you wiped every ICE agent off the face of the earth, a hundred million people would become safer overnight. if you wiped every furry off the face of the earth, the entire internet would collapse for good in a matter of hours. i know where my allegiances lie.

[eerieviri]

they're holding my fucking thang hostage for $6

[catasters]

[brapclinic]

chug chug chug

[mullet-man05]

born to keg stand forced to sippy milk

[imsopopfly]

For the love of all that is good and holy, TURN THE SOUND ON

[theonion]

[androcola]

[cryptic-eccentric]

Oh my god we actually did it.

[futurama]

my coworker accidentally doordashed 8 baja blasts #bounteousblasts

[gpuzzle]

bro

nightmare nightmare nightmare

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

at this point public buckets have become such a recurring problem that the cloud providers force you to pinkie promise that your shit absolutely needs to be public and that you aren't just being lazy and relying on security through obscurity instead of configuring sensible access controls. and still this bullshit happens on a regular basis

[self-loving-vampire]

This is pretty much an inevitability of strict user verification like what they want to implement to "protect minors".

Putting things like your ID and your face into a website to be allowed to access it will lead to those things getting stolen. It's a matter of when, not if.

Most pathetic part is that from what I can gather online this instance wasn't even a result of "hacking". They just left everyone's private information practically in public despite claiming that they only store it temporarily and immediately delete it.

Not the first time a company has lied about that either.

[i-add-sources]

A provocative dating app designed to let women anonymously ask or warn each other about men they'd encountered rocketed to the top spot on t

A data breach exposed photos and ID cards of women who signed up for a fast-growing app for women to share details of men they might date.

This is true

Gentle reminder from someone (me) in cybersecurity: If you upload something to a site/app it is not a question of if it will be leaked but when. They can have the best security in the world but if one of their software/hardware providers doesn't, there can still be a leak, and even if they too are theoretically impenetrable there is always a hacker smarter than you. Cybersecurity is a permanent, expensive, game of whack-a-mole. And a lot of companies don't want to spend that money, and bank on 'not being interesting', as evidenced by this incident.

[narcissistcookbook]

an underrecognised tragedy of AI slop isn't just that any piece of contemporary art could be AI, any news reel could be AI, it's that now just any video of something vaguely nice and whimsical happening in the world could be AI

this is about the trampoline bunnies

[narcissistcookbook]

"lol if you just look closely you can tell when somethi--" silence nerd, the problem is that i don't want to have to approach everything nice wondering if the devil is trying to deceive me

[kaban-bang]

[mmleepmlorp]

My five year plan is to just see what happens

[victusinveritas]

[jame7t]

new sayings: "dont jerk off with the devil" - dont do something awesome "Hand me a pail of horsewater" - I want to try the horsewater No other sayings were invented this year

[cryptotheism]

Note: Horsewater is water with a horse elemental charge, not water that has been around a horse.

[drdaanvondutch]

steam notifications

your childhood best friend who moved four states away in 2014 is playing Terraria

coworker from your high school job is playing My Sexy Anime Neighbor from Sin University

ex friend who blocked you on everything but steam for some reason is playing The Binding of Isaac

the guy you genuinely thought of as a brother at one point but havent seen in years is playing Elden Ring

rando who was kind of nice to you in tf2 a decade ago is playing Team Fortress 2

your parents' neighbors' son is playing Resident Evil 4 (2023)

[997]

[anthonycrowley]

being in love is great except for Oh God The Hog

[anthonycrowley]

is The Hog a metaphor? no. The Hog is unfortunately very much real.

[anthonycrowley]

is The Hog a sex thing? of course not, get your mind out of the gutter. The Hog is. well. a hog.

[anthonycrowley]

so what is The Hog and how does it relate to my love life? well my boyfriend lives in the middle of nowhere and his neighbor has a pig that they either let out or gets out (unclear) all the time. and i have yet to see The Hog but my boyfriend told me he’s not friendly. so every time i visit my boyfriend’s house i get out of my car and think about this hog. and go Oh God The Hog. what if The Hog is here to get me. this is a real problem i am having in my actual real life.