clown baby

half doomed & semi sweet

[someguyiguess-deactivated202511]

i love you USPS I love you NASA i love you taxpayer funded services that actually contribute positively to society i love you libraries i love you public transport

[someguyiguess-deactivated202511]

[fobarthistory]

Rest Energy by Marina Abramović and ULAY // "Baby Annihilation" by Fall Out Boy

[thatdisasterauthor]

At this point half the reason I still put up with TiKTok is the insane bakers and cooks. I mean LOOK AT THIS.

[funnytwittertweets]

[thebigcomed0wn]

putting “lying to kids is ok” on the table immediately looks bad. but theres nuance. because kids deserve to have as much context and respect as anyone else you live with. but also. telling them that leaving doors open will make ants carry away the entire house is necessary until their brains can quantify the heating&air bill

[faewaren]

Nicknames: when you shorten someone’s name affectionately

Nicholasnames: when you elongate someone’s name affectionately

[boghermit]

Vampires when they sip on your blood and catch extra strength Tylenol, at least two psychiatric meds, two cups of coffee, weed, and microplastics 

[crazy-brazilian]

[crazy-brazilian]

[mysharona1987]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

me at a party: they don't know I want to explain why "stranger danger" was a reagan propaganda campaign to promote nuclear family "values" and increase police power, which then lead to mass incarceration. they don't know kidnappings in the 80s were purposefully sensationalized in the media and that the claimed statistics were exaggerated. they don't know most children are abused or kidnapped by someone they know, especially a parent, and that isolation of families prevents children from seeking help and support within their communities not available at home.

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

wait until you learn a lot of "protect our children" rhetoric from politicians has the exact same goal and methods while straying from actual causes of abuse and solutions to it because there's not enough money to be made in the truth

[catchymemes]

[lordofseagulls]

Lil Nas X should not be allowed to be this funny

[caswarrenart]

My favorite time of year is when the sunflowers bloom in the wildlife reserve 🌻

[12thdominant-deactivated2019010]

Was watching an Amy Winehouse documentary and just found she knows the truth about Pisces

[joshpeck]

Saw your post about not wanting to die of preventable diseases when someone asked you about why you like vaccines so much. Answer this: What is the 1st thing you need to make a vax? An isolated live sample. Now tell me just one person, just one who has isolated a live sample of this Corona virus? You can't. So what you're taking isn't a vax for this fake virus that is just the flu. The US Supreme Court ruled in 2013 that anyone who takes an MrNA vax becomes the property of the company that made the vax too so y'all who took that enjoy your being owned by big pharma. Don't believe it, look it up. It's on the official Supreme Court website. Peace!!

must be nice to not have to carry around a brain up in that head of yours 😔 mine is so heavy and weighs me down constantly!

[bogleech]

done his best