OwO? UwU.

Hi, I’m writin my random ass thoughts on here cuz maybe someone will think I’m funny or some shit- Enjoy this home for one single cell that ended up bein the dumbass ;)

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Some day I’ll wake up from this reality to flip my pillow onto the cold side

:)

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No but November has finally begun. May the loneliest virgin win :’)

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I’m losin memory cuz I’m gainin armory

Me, I said this to my brother cuz he was sayin how I’m losin braincells. He might be right...

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My inner voice, ya know. The voice ya think in and is meant to sound like yourself.

Well, my inner voice has a British accent. Like, I don’t even know any British folk personally like bruh. I’ve pretended to speak in a British accent for 2 hours before at school. BUT THAT’S IT-

Like, the way I type n talk is also bein slowly infected by my inner voice like xD

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Do creepers have fur, scales, or both. Maybe they just have skin...

Are magma cubes just jelly versions of slinkies-

Why are the bees so fuckin huge like- they could kill someone if they rlly wanted too... (I love them though so I won’t complain)

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE SILVERFISH??? AS WELL AS ENDERMITES??? Are they just giant insects-

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The most random dream I had recently was a continued dream that I had when I was like 6 lmao. I was a gay meerkat that escaped a hella dope zoo with a gorilla and a dumbass panda. We also had 3 horses but they got captured \_uwu_/ So we were goin back to the zoo to free them and then I got trapped in a cage, but the horses reminded me that I can turn into a human. So I popped open the lid and we sprinted over a brick wall. The panda and gorilla kidnapped some polar bear cubs and then we teleported to a magical cloud land that had a lot of weird shit there. Like, there was a gay bar and me. Bein a meerkat. Goes in there and starts gettin hit on by a big ass white n brown horse. Then I woke up before anythin sexy happened :’)

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Uhm, who made the chicken crossed the road joke. And to that person who made it, why????

The joke doesn’t even have an endin or punchline to it. It’s just a question-

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So like, on Minecraft ya know. There are some scary things that are on there or creepy things that happen. Like ummmm, cave noises or those creepy music discs. Maybe you are in a forest on hard mode, yet nothin spawns. Or your pets go missing as well as villagers when you’re on peaceful. Maybe even a block spawned in the sky.

But every now and then, somethin completely unexplained might happen. For example; losin health to literally nothin. Blocks such as wood and cobblestone goin missin. Heck, multiple crosses bein found on your world. Built into the ground.

I might just be a pussy, but findin crosses on my worlds scares the shit outta me. Sometimes, they just appear out of no where on a hill or in a cave. The ground sometimes form a cross too. I was on a modded world (it’s had the Come Alive mod as well as some buildin mods) when I find one cross. JUST ONE. Next to a house I built, not weird. Right? Just must’ve missed it. So I covered it up, completely. I built more houses and I checked wherever I built. Then I found two more crosses. They weren’t there before—

(I like talkin bout this stuff, I know it’s normal but still. Creeps me out)

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Why did we give the ‘bed’ that name... Like, sleepin bag makes sense. BUT BED?

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So, ya know how you put your shirt into your pants. It’s called tuckin in ya shirt. Well is untuckin your shirt from your pants make your pants tucked into ya shirt-