The Bastard Himself

I have the high ground

[coffeeandbatboys]

Presenting my new RP blog project: The Rebellion is on Crack!

Current blogs are:

Leia:

@the-rebellions-only-braincell

Luke:

@gucci-boot-jedi

Han:

@one-lucky-scoundrel

R2-D2:

@ride2gether-die2gether

Ahsoka:

@snipster-tano

Obi-Wan:

@lonely-one-kenobi

Padmé:

@slay-queen-of-naboo

Commander Fox:

@the-corrie-horror

PLUS!! Common collaborators by @ambulance-mom

Omega:

@omega-fett99

Boba:

@youngfett

Anakin/Vader:

@fallen-skyguy

[the-rebellion-on-crack]

RULES:

No nsfw, rude or disrespectful interactions please. DMs are Muns. Asks, Reblogs and Comments are for Muses.

Let’s have some fun in the Star Wars Fandom!

[lonely-one-kenobi]

Obi-Wan: I keep a picture of all of us in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties, I take it out and stare at the picture. The 501st: Awwww- Obi-Wan: And I tell myself "If I can deal with these idiots, then I can deal with anything." The 501st: Oh.

@fallen-skyguy @snipster-tano @captainrex-of-the-501st @fives-not-5

[coffeeandbatboys]

Presenting my new RP blog project: The Rebellion is on Crack!

Current blogs are:

Leia:

@the-rebellions-only-braincell

Luke:

@gucci-boot-jedi

Han:

@one-lucky-scoundrel

R2-D2:

@ride2gether-die2gether

Ahsoka:

@snipster-tano

Obi-Wan:

@lonely-one-kenobi

Padmé:

@slay-queen-of-naboo

Commander Fox:

@the-corrie-horror

[the-rebellions-only-braincell]

Don’t you just hate it when you find out you kissed your brother and your dad is a space Nazi

[one-lucky-scoundrel]

Don’t you just hate it when you find out your wife kissed her brother and your son thinks his space Nazi grandpa is the coolest guy in the galaxy

[gucci-boot-jedi]

Don’t you just hate it when your space Nazi dad gets redeemed and sacrifices himself for you only for you to get back and the living teddy bears are having a rave with your friends

[lonely-one-kenobi]

Don’t you just hate it when you end up having to raise a kid that you weren’t expecting because your master said so and he turns into a space Nazi.

[incorrectswquotes]

Anakin: *wears a lighter shade of black*

Obi-Wan: I see you’re bringing out the spring colours

[lonely-one-kenobi]

It’s that time of year again @fallen-skyguy

[incorrectstarwarsquotess]

Padmé: The moon looks beautiful, doesn’t it?

Anakin: *looks at Padmé* Yeah… But do you know what’s more beautiful?

Padmé and Anakin in unison: *sighs* Obi-Wan.

[lonely-one-kenobi]

Was it ever a question?

[incorrectstarwarsquotess]

Obi-Wan: Это все твоя вина!

Anakin: Yeah, I know.

Ahsoka: You speak Russian?

Anakin: No, I just know the phrase "this is all your fault" in every language he speaks.

[lonely-one-kenobi]

I’m not paid enough for this job