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Mia madre: hai dormito bene stanotte?

Io: *sfatta perché non ho dormito manco con un ventolino puntato al culo e l'altro in faccia*

#basta #non ne posso più #sono un'animale da freddo e gelo #sudo in posti che non sapevo potessero sudare #c'ho pure le mutande fradiceh

roguespeedster

say what you will about the 90s but there were so so many women on TV with beautiful curly hair. we used to be a proper society

luthientinuvielss

90s curls really were so special and breathtaking

starlitsecrets

Remember when joining fandom as a younger person meant lurking for a bit and figuring out the vibe and etiquette instead of coming in on day one and calling people weirdos for liking weirdo shit in the weirdo factory.

voidlesslove

Lurking is also an enrichment for the soul. No social commitments. Just a sublime appreciation for the people and art around you

Apparently an unpopular opinion, but I have ZERO respect for people who say "friendship between men and women does not exist" because, to me, this shows that you view the opposite sex not as a person but just as sexual entity.

"Why should my man have female friends? He don't need 'em, I should be the only woman in their life"

Girl be for fucking real, a man who can't maintain a friendship with the opposite sex is a walking red flag.

This way of thinking also shows me one of two things:

You are the problem. A relationship should be based on mutual respect and trust. Sure, you may be wary of others, because let's face it, some people have no concept of shame. But if you have an unshakable trust in your partner and you know they would never betray you, then what do you have to fear?

The problem is your partner. You know it, and you're a fucking loser. Because if you know your partner can't be trusted around the opposite sex, why the hell are you in a relationship with them? If they want to cheat, they will find a way regardless if they have friends of the opposite sex or not. Forbidding them from having female friends wouldn't stop them.

eebie

i miss everyone

eebie

June 28th.

It's 6:30 in the morning.

I've slept maybe an hour through the night.

The sheets are soaked and my shirt isn't in much better condition.

I can't stand another two months of this hellish weather.

#and people out there continue to deny climate change #for fuck's sake #there's nothing normal about this temperatures

Me @ my best friend while he's on the phone: Is that our girlfriend? If so tell her hi from me.

Him: *passing the phone* There, tell her yourself.

Me: Hello my love!

Her: Hi lover~!

#the thing I like the most about my friendships #especially older ones #is that I can be a flirty idiot with my friends #AND their partners #without causing any kind of problems #cuz everybody knows I am 100% joking

Picture this: movie night with your best friends, two men closer to 40 than 30 (yes, it's relevant).

You're watching Project Hail Mary.

And let me tell you.

The look of betrayal these two big ass men gave me after Rocky saved Grace?

The way they both turned to me at the same time and said something like "NO. NO WAY. YOU FUCKING MONSTER! YOU MADE US WATCH THIS AND KNOW THE CUTE LIL PEBBLE IS DEAD?! ARE YOU FOR FUCKING REAL?!"?

Priceless.

#needless to say #they were very happy when they saw he was alive #project hail mary #rocky the eridian #movie night

I swear to the fucking gods!

The next person who says "Summer is the best season" is getting their teeth punched down their throat.

"Your struggle with hot temperatures is the same to mine with cold temperatures so respect my opinion."

OH OH OH!

HELL NO BITCH!

When it's cold outside, you manage to warm up, one way or another.

When it's blistering hot, I keep sweating like a pig even if I'm naked like a worm.

Summer was fun when I was a kid in the 90s, when you could sleep all night long with the window open and without drenching the sheets, when temperatures peaked around 30°C in August.

Summer is absolute hell right now, there's nothing beautiful about 40°C with 70% humidity when it's barely the end of fucking June.

So no, Mariangela, I don't respect the opinion of someone whose favorite summer pastime is turning the AC on full blast at arctic temperatures.

Because your opinion, frankly, is shit.

#my cross to bear is being born in Italy and hating summer #I fucking hate summer #I thrive in the cold

The first episode of the new LingOrm series has just been released and, like clockwork, people are already complaining about the kissing/love scenes.

"I'm a fan, but the kisses-"

BZZZZ!

Nope!

My siblings in whatever deity y'all believe in.

If after 2 series you're still unable to understand who LingOrm's target audience is, the problem isn't their "fish kisses" or "cringy love scenes".

The problem, with all due disrespect, is your bird brain.

Obviously you're not a real fan, otherwise you wouldn't need to be reminded every single fucking time that LingOrm = Channel 3 = NATIONAL TELEVISION CHANNEL = prime time = GENERAL AUDIENCE/GENERAL PUBLIC = families/kids/aunties/grandmas/etc.

GENERAL AUDIENCE isn't made esclusively by horny asses who appreciate a story only when there's sexual themes involved.

As if LingOrm is the only couple who doesn't get down and dirty.

It's like you people never saw a fucking telenovela in your whole life.

If your interests lie in the sexually charged scenes, there are other GL couples.

Or better yet, go back to watch western media, there's plenty of spit exchange and naked asses there.

If you have functional hands to bitch about fish kisses on the internet, then you also have hands to change the channel and find something else.

Stop complaining about the same thing every. Single. Time.

It's not cute.

It's not edgy.

It only makes you look fucking stupid.