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@thymechaos thinks they’re funny 😭
i am funny <3
I think one of the funniest abortion stances I've heard was from my parents neighbor. He's a like, hard-core libertarian viking larper guy who is very tall and very fat and very bald.
He believes a fetus is human with a soul, but also its "basically attacking the woman's body" so if she wants to get rid of it, that's "basically self-defense". He compared it to shooting a home invader. So he supports abortion not as healthcare, but as killing a baby in self-defense
Y'know I'm so glad someone reminded me of this. Because this was also discussed.
My stepmother did NOT like the way her Libertarian Viking Neighbor framed pregnancy as the fetus "attacking the woman". She incredulously told him this was extremely disrespectful to expectant mothers to portray pregnancy as so violent and negative.
Libertarian Viking Neighbor's response was that people consensually hurt each other all the time, and "there's like a whole community about that, with the acronym the one that starts with a B" And his reasoning was that if the mother was consenting to bring attacked by the baby, it in fact wasn't violent and negative because there was consent.
He brought up people consensually hurting each other, didn't go for one of the obvious answers like boxing or body mods or something, no he went STRAIGHT TO BDSM and he DIDN'T EVEN REMEMBER THE ACRONYM
This is mesmerizing to watch.
actually physically painful to watch because you know months were spent masking all those frames for each of the kajillions of transitions in this
Holy………..shmokes…….
Oh?? My god??
I’ll try my best to describe this. It’s a video with a mash-up of a bunch of different Disney movies, set to a song that’s a mash-up of a bunch of other songs. That in and of itself wouldn’t make it praiseworthy, but this is DONE SO WELL that just, holy cow.
HOLY SHIT
Every time I see this, I HAVE to watch.
It is Law.
Always bear in mind that there is absolutely no legitimate evidence that Luigi was actually the one who killed the insurance company guy.
Of course he wasn't. He was at a party with me that day.
No but like literally, actually. All bits aside.
He didn't do it.
The cops very clearly planted evidence on him because they had to make an arrest because all eyes were on them and whoever actually did the deed was making them look stupid.
Why would the real killer hero have kept the weapon on his person and traveled two states over while carrying it and a manifesto in his bag, conveniently turning the crime into a federal matter? The same guy whose bag they found in a park, filled with monopoly money? Why did the police turn off their bodycams, take Luigi's stuff, drive a block away, turn their bodycams back on, go back into the restaurant, and then arrest him?
From the moment of his arrest, even left-of-center media has been presuming his guilt without examining anything (e.g. calling him "the killer" instead of "alleged" or "accused") and then when I say he didn't do it, the nearest person chimes in with some quip that tells me they think he did do it but should go free anyway. Don't get me wrong, I would have the same attitude if he had done it. But he didn't. It makes me feel like the only sane person in the world, even among my staunchly leftist friends.
Today in niche genres of joke that I can never get enough of and will probably still be secretly thinking about four years later
you may think misogyny is good because it is made up of miso, which is delicious, and gyny, which is woman. and girl miso sounds great. but 👆 it is not girl miso
"Miso" is Greek for "hatred". "Gyny" is Greek for "woman" Misogyny literally means "hatred of women".
The word "misogyny" is always associated with the unnecessary hatred and abuse of women. No one ever thinks about this word in a positive light.
will you ever forgive me
jesus christ did i fucking kill them im sorry
you may think homicide is good because it is made up of homo, which is gay, and cider, which is delicious. And gay cider sounds great. but 👆 it is not gay cider
Traffy’s Friend? Meeting the Mysterious Basket Guy!
aka my comic for @truffyfest!! 🥰
purity politics
(reposting this because tumblr deleted my blog funny enough for nsfw)
Someone sent me anon hate then reported every single one of my posts because of this post
how it's feeling rn
thinking about creatures.
look at this thing
Tumblr users will see some kind of animal or beast and just slam the reblog button
That is a banded linsang.
They sit very politely.
So my brother is enjoying Punk Hazard
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having some thoughts on misogyny in transition but im not sure how to phrase it
there's all this excitement and joy and positivity (that i do think is warranty) about mastectomy that women don't really ever have. if you get ffs or implants or god forbid vaginoplasty you're just kind of expected to keep it to yourself. or at least that's what it looks like from the outside.
I have to render a million wings today, please send thots and capers
thots
capers
me and my thousand gfs at the capers party<3
Anyway I'm thinking about witches and wizards a lot because my house has been planning an Evil Wizard Movie Night series where we and our friends watch movies about evil wizards while dressed up as evil wizards. What kinds of snacks do you think evil wizards eat.
evil wizards eat green grapes. prepare two bowls: one frozen and one microwaved. then mix them together. you’ll be surprised!
Not that I condone the actions of evil wizards, my liege, but I would suggest perhaps some hummus and pita chips. You can't go wrong with hummus and pita chips.
not now evil advisor… im trying to trick people into microwaving grapes again
Stat sheets for different drawing archetypes! CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER!
No one talks about how hard it is to go from being “Good at drawing for your age” to “Adult lacking social skills with bad posture”
Yes I can draw my enemies pregnant, but at what cost…