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british people: none of you know how huge england is! it takes so long to get anywhere. it takes me 5 minutes to get to work everyday! i haven’t seen my wife and children in 30 years because it takes 10 whole minutes to drive to them.

the rest of the world:

manicheen

and I drive more than an hour if I want to see my bf, people are weak af

sleepyskele

Psst, hey, hey you, yes you

Everybody who reblogs this before may 25th 2019 will get a little cryptid design based on their blog, url, etc.

spaceinvaydr

Holy shit he’s actually going for it…

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me

dankmemesreasonforliving

theegentlemansdesire

Aftercare is not optional, it is essential.

thiquegoth

ddamiann

I LICKED IT, SO ITS MINE.

poweroftheplus

@food @dick @boyfriend

travalicious

brbjellyfishing

fuck it up Cathleen!!!!!!!

mimikyyuu

doctors in tweets be like

mandaloriangf

POTC is getting rebooted already? Wow

you have my attention

ginger-ale-official

They really went and fixed every issue with the original in one go huh

thoughts-of-an-x-factor

My understanding is that it’s not even a reboot. It’s just a continuation of the franchise without the “Jack Sparrow” character. It’s a whole world of piracy, magic, and adventures, so why limit it to revolving around the adventures of one dude and his friends?

pankhearst

From what I’m hearing, it’s going to focus on the character of Redd from the ride.

Remember the one part in the ride where the pirates are auctioning off the women? And a bunch of the pirates are chanting “We wants the redhead!” and sure enough, there’s a gorgeous redhead getting auctioned off?

Well, luckily, Disney recently changed the scene. There are now no women getting auctioned off, and the redhead, since renamed Redd, is a pirate captain in her own right.